Aladdin Jokes

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Aladdin Banned from Flying Carpet Racing

Sources say for use of Performance Enhancing Rugs

What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan?

Saladdin.

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

Filming *Aladdin* must have been physically very hard on Will Smith.

I understand that at the end of each day shooting he was black and blue.

Jasmine tried to attend a "Disney Prince Only" gathering

She wasn't Aladdin.

So, Will Smith is playing the genie from Aladdin, well then

West Philadelphia born and raised, in a genie lamp is where I spend most of my days. Chillin out back and relaxing all cool til Aladdin showed up with little Abu then a couple of guys who were up to no good..Jafar started taking over my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my master got scared he said if you mingle with the street rats don't come back near here.

What do you call Aladdin when he has high ping?

Alaggin

What kind of car would Aladdin drive?

A lamborGENIE.

Why was Aladdin never constipated?

Because wherever he went, he always took Apu.

What did Aladdin sing when he saw Israel for the first time?

A whole Jew world.

Apparently it's inappropriate for a group of white kids to put on a play of Aladdin, as it is racially insensitive and cultural appropriation. Possibly white washing.

I wonder if we'll see more Jews in Nativity Pageants come Christmas season this year.

If Aladdin taught me anything about sex, it would be...

...to always rub one out before you go meet the girl.

BEST CHRISTMAS JOKE I EVER MADE: A lucky old man found Aladdin magic lamp in his attic!!

A lucky 95 year old grandpa found Alaadin magic lamp in his attic. After he touched it, a genie came out and said, "since it Christmas time, you may ask ONLY ONE wish." Grandpa thought for a bit and said: oh ya, can you build me a bridge from the NY city to London, across the atlantic. Genie replied, "come on grandpa, that's a hassle for me, and it is cold in the Atlantic now, pick an easier wish."

Grandpa paused for a second and said.. Oh ya! Can you make my wife young and hot like those TV supermodels. Genie replied: "Of course! that's a super easy task. How old is your wife?" Grandpa replied, "90, and here is a picture of her now!" Genie replied, "Awesome!!! Would you like the bridge one lane or two lanes?"

Why does Aladdin travel on a magic carpet?

He's on the no fly list.

Actress: I want to be in the Aladdin remake.

Harvey Weinstein: All you have to do is rub my lamp.

The Lion King and Aladdin are in a race, who wins?

You might think it's Aladdin because of his magic carpet, but it was the lion king.



The lion king Mufasa.

Flying carpet

So I was walking by a council flat the other day when I saw this Arab guy shaking a carpet.


I shouted up, "what's wrong Aladdin, won't it start?."

Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.

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