The Best 9 Aladd Jokes

Following is our collection of Aladd jokes which are very funny. There are some aladd grow jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these aladd camelot puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Aladd Jokes and Puns

Aladdin Banned from Flying Carpet Racing

Sources say for use of Performance Enhancing Rugs

What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan?

Saladdin.

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

What did Aladdin sing when he saw Israel for the first time?

A whole Jew world.

Why was Aladdin never constipated?

Because wherever he went, he always took Apu.


If Aladdin taught me anything about sex, it would be...

...to always rub one out before you go meet the girl.

Why does Aladdin travel on a magic carpet?

He's on the no fly list.

Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.

How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the aladd aladdin jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working aladd jasmine piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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