Aladd Jokes

Following is our collection of rapunzel humor and grow one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Aladd puns for adults, dirty shrek jokes or clean camelot gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Aladd

Aladdin Banned from Flying Carpet Racing

Sources say for use of Performance Enhancing Rugs

What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan?

Saladdin.

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

Why was Aladdin never constipated?

Because wherever he went, he always took Apu.

What did Aladdin sing when he saw Israel for the first time?

A whole Jew world.


If Aladdin taught me anything about sex, it would be...

...to always rub one out before you go meet the girl.

Why does Aladdin travel on a magic carpet?

He's on the no fly list.

Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.

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