Alabaman Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Alabaman jokes. There are some alabaman louisiana jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these alabaman einsteins puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Heartwarming Alabaman Jokes that Make You Laugh

An Alabaman is finding his ancestry on a website, but can't get to their site...

Getting frustrated, he calls his wife over.

Sighing, she says, "It starts with an A, not an I, bro."

where do Alabamans put their butter?

in-bread

What do they call it when an Alabaman marries someone from another family?

Outcest

Two Alabamans decide to end their romantic relationship. One says to the other,

"Let's just be siblings."

Friend Told Me An Alabama Joke

Person: Would you take a bullet for the last person you slept with?

Alabaman Dude: Sure, anything for my sister.

What did the Alabaman wife say to her husband when she found out he was cheating?

Oh, brother.

Why did the Alabaman get a vasectomy?

He wanted to stop having grandchildren.

Alabaman joke, Why did the Alabaman get a vasectomy?

What do all alabamans have in common?

Their last name.

What's the difference between pushy people and Alabaman men?

Pushy people are insisters.
Alabaman men are in sisters.

P.s. Happy National Siblings Day!

Alabamans were fine with Roy Moore dating teenagers as an adult until

they found out that he wasn't dating cousins.

A Joke About Alabama

Me: What do you call an Alabaman family reunion

Friend: I don't know

Me: An orgy

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What does an Alabaman and yeast have in common

They're both inbred.

Two Alabaman families walk into a bar...

Just kidding, there's only one family in Alabama.

Why do Alabamans have Halloween all year?

Because they always pump kin.

Did you hear about the Alabaman who won the lottery?

I hear he's rolling inbred.

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