Heartwarming Alabaman Jokes that Make You Laugh
An Alabaman is finding his ancestry on a website, but can't get to their site...
Getting frustrated, he calls his wife over.
Sighing, she says, "It starts with an A, not an I, bro."
where do Alabamans put their butter?
in-bread
What do they call it when an Alabaman marries someone from another family?
Outcest
Two Alabamans decide to end their romantic relationship. One says to the other,
"Let's just be siblings."
Friend Told Me An Alabama Joke
Person: Would you take a bullet for the last person you slept with?
Alabaman Dude: Sure, anything for my sister.
What did the Alabaman wife say to her husband when she found out he was cheating?
Oh, brother.
Why did the Alabaman get a vasectomy?
He wanted to stop having grandchildren.
What do all alabamans have in common?
Their last name.
What's the difference between pushy people and Alabaman men?
Pushy people are insisters.
Alabaman men are in sisters.
P.s. Happy National Siblings Day!
Alabamans were fine with Roy Moore dating teenagers as an adult until
they found out that he wasn't dating cousins.
A Joke About Alabama
Me: What do you call an Alabaman family reunion
Friend: I don't know
Me: An o**...
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What does an Alabaman and yeast have in common
They're both i**....
Two Alabaman families walk into a bar...
Just kidding, there's only one family in Alabama.
Why do Alabamans have Halloween all year?
Because they always pump kin.
Did you hear about the Alabaman who won the lottery?
I hear he's rolling i**....
