Alabaman Jokes

Funniest Alabaman Short Jokes

Short alabaman jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The alabaman humour may include short sis jokes also.

1. An Alabaman is finding his ancestry on a website, but can't get to their site... Getting frustrated, he calls his wife over.
   Sighing, she says, "It starts with an A, not an I, bro."
2. Two Alabamans decide to end their romantic relationship. One says to the other, "Let's just be siblings."
3. Friend Told Me An Alabama Joke Person: Would you take a bullet for the last person you slept with?
   Alabaman Dude: Sure, anything for my sister.
4. What did the Alabaman wife say to her husband when she found out he was cheating? Oh, brother.
5. Alabamans were fine with Roy Moore dating teenagers as an adult until they found out that he wasn't dating cousins.
6. Why did Alabama vote to display the 10 Commandments in schools? I thought they wanted to put them where Alabamans actually go.
7. Two Alabaman families walk into a bar... Just kidding, there's only one family in Alabama.

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Alabaman One Liners

Which alabaman one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with alabaman? I can suggest the ones about ancestry and cousins.

1. where do Alabamans put their butter? in-bread
2. What do they call it when an Alabaman marries someone from another family? Outcest
3. Why did the Alabaman get a vasectomy? He wanted to stop having grandchildren.
4. What do all alabamans have in common? Their last name.
5. Whats an Alabaman's favourite song? Hey, ~~Soul~~ Sister
6. Why do Alabamans have Halloween all year? Because they always pump kin.
7. What do you call an Alabaman's mental breakdown? An incestential crisis.
8. What's the Alabaman's word for wife Cousin
9. Did you hear about the Alabaman who won the lottery? I hear he's rolling i**....

Heartwarming Alabaman Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about alabaman you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean nuke jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make alabaman pranks.