Comical Alabama Woman Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
My friend in Alabama lost his Mom, his Sister, and his Wife in a car accident.
He really loved that woman.
Obit
Woman from the deepest, most southern part of Alabama goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is written. The obit editor informs her that the fee for the obituary is 50 cents a word. She pauses, reflects and then says, Well, then, let it read, 'Billy Bob died'. Amused at the woman's thrift, the editor says, Sorry ma'am, there is a 7 word minimum on all obituaries. Only a little flustered, she thinks things over and in a few seconds says, In that case, let it read, 'Billy Bob died - 1983 Pick-up for sale.'
What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?
Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.
What is something a woman from Alabama hopes she'll never have to change
her last name
