Following is our collection of funny Alabama Tide jokes. Read alabama tide jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.
Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these alabama tide puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Heartwarming Alabama Tide Jokes that Make You Laugh
Alabama college kid visiting Boston
So this Alabama Crimson Tide football player is visiting Boston. He's at a party and sees this pretty blonde girl, want to chat her up.
Goes over and says "What college does you go to?" She's not impressed by his down south accent and general rural hick ways, so she says "Yale." and looks away.
He lean over to her ear and says "WHAT COLLEGE DOES YOU GO TO?"
Why did the University of Alabama choose to be the "Tide"?
Because elephant was too hard to spell.
Did you know Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus were cousins from Alabama?
Yule tide.
Why did CSI Alabama fail?
its hard to make a csi show when everyone shares DNA, and nobody has dental records.
ROLL TIDE.
I tapped out my son on the Beaches of Alabama...
while the tides were rolling.
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