Alabama Tide Jokes

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Alabama college kid visiting Boston

So this Alabama Crimson Tide football player is visiting Boston. He's at a party and sees this pretty blonde girl, want to chat her up.
Goes over and says "What college does you go to?" She's not impressed by his down south accent and general rural hick ways, so she says "Yale." and looks away.
He lean over to her ear and says "WHAT COLLEGE DOES YOU GO TO?"

Why did the University of Alabama choose to be the "Tide"?

Because elephant was too hard to spell.

Did you know Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus were cousins from Alabama?

Yule tide.

Why did CSI Alabama fail?

its hard to make a csi show when everyone shares DNA, and nobody has dental records.

I tapped out my son on the Beaches of Alabama...

while the tides were rolling.

A Rabbi, a Hindu holy man, and an Alabama Crimson Tide fan are in a car together, but the car breaks down.

Luckily, there's a farm right nearby. The farmer says, "I only got room for two of ya in the house, so one of you's gonna have to sleep in the barn."
The Hindu holy man decides to go, but comes back to the barn because there's a cow in there, and Cows are sacred in his faith.
The Rabbi takes his friend's place, only to come back in because there's also a pig in the barn, and in the Rabbi's faith, pigs are unclean.
So the Alabama fan grudgingly goes to sleep in the barn. A few minutes later, there's a knock on the door, and standing in the doorway are the cow and the pig.

What did the siblings from Alabama have for lunch?

Roll Tide Pods

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