The Best 5 Alabama Tide Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Alabama Tide jokes. There are some alabama tide jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these alabama tide puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Alabama Tide Jokes and Puns

Alabama college kid visiting Boston

So this Alabama Crimson Tide football player is visiting Boston. He's at a party and sees this pretty blonde girl, want to chat her up.
Goes over and says "What college does you go to?" She's not impressed by his down south accent and general rural hick ways, so she says "Yale." and looks away.
He lean over to her ear and says "WHAT COLLEGE DOES YOU GO TO?"

Why did the University of Alabama choose to be the "Tide"?

Because elephant was too hard to spell.

Did you know Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus were cousins from Alabama?

Yule tide.

Why did CSI Alabama fail?

its hard to make a csi show when everyone shares DNA, and nobody has dental records.

ROLL TIDE.

I tapped out my son on the Beaches of Alabama...

while the tides were rolling.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the alabama tide jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working alabama tide piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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