Alabama Redneck Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Alabama Redneck jokes. Read alabama redneck jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these alabama redneck puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Amusing Alabama Redneck Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

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Having grown up in a small Alabama town, my friend James couldn't wait to tell us all about life in California, where he was stationed.

"The malls are massive, and the restaurants are great," he said. Then he grinned. "I even went to a t**... bar."

"Really?" said his mother, surprised.

"What do they do if it starts to rain?"

Two r**... from Alabama are sitting, drinking. . .

When one turns to the other & declares "I'm finally dating a geeeenuuuuine m**...!"

The other looks up & says: "Really, Jim Bob?"

"Yep!" Jim Bob replies. "She's fifteen but she only got 3 kids."

A young Alabama man goes to a drug store and says to the pharmact: "I got a hot date tonight, an’ I need me some petection. How much is a pack a’ them rubbers gonna cost me?"

The pharmacist responds: "A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax."

"TACKS!" the shocked r**... says. "Gawd a’ mighty, don’t they stay on by themselves!"

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