Alabama Jokes

Funniest Alabama Short Jokes

Short alabama jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The alabama humour may include short alabama sister jokes also.

1. CSI Alabama was a failure . . . . . . all of the DNA is too similar and there are no dental records.
2. Roy Moore refuses to concede the Alabama Senate race. He keeps insisting that the black votes should only count for 3/5ths.
3. Alabama changed the drinking age to 34 They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools
4. Y'know, I was feeling sad after my crush told me that she liked me as a brother, But then I realized that she was from Alabama.
5. Alabama has reported more deaths than births for the first time in it's history Makes sense considering family get togethers have been restricted
6. Did you know that the state vegetable and official state pastime of Alabama are the same thing? Pumpkin
7. You can tell the toothbrush was invented in Alabama if it was invented anywhere else, it would've been called the teeth brush.
8. My friend in Alabama lost his Mom, his Sister, and his Wife in a car accident. He really loved that woman.
9. A girl from Alabama asked me if I found her attractive. I said, "You've got a face only a brother could love."
10. What's Alabama like? My new company owner is from there. Seems friendly, he said he's going to treat us employees like we was family?

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Alabama One Liners

Which alabama one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with alabama? I can suggest the ones about alabama cousin and south.

1. How long does it take to get from louisiana to Alabama One Mississippi
2. What pickup line do guys use to get girls in Alabama? You're like a sister to me.
3. Why can't they make CSI: Alabama? Because all the DNA is the same
4. Why are Alabama weddings so small? Because you only need to invite one family.
5. What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs? Drool
6. Alabama. Where Ancestry and eHarmony are the same website.
7. What's an Alabama girls favorite game? Smash Bros!
8. What is 20ft long and has 5 teeth? The funnel cake line at the Alabama state fair
9. What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down? Build a house next to it.
10. What do people in Alabama like to do for Halloween? Pump-kin
11. What do people from Alabama have in common with yeast? They're both in bread
12. Why is Only Fans so cheap in Alabama? Family discount.
13. why is Alabama the sandwich capital of the world? Because everything is inbread
14. How do dating sites in Alabama save money? They link to Ancestry.com
15. What gets four As and a B but still fails in schooling? ALABAMA

Alabama Sister Jokes

Here is a list of funny alabama sister jokes and even better alabama sister puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• since we live in Birmingham, I thought it would be a good idea to learn how to play home sweet Alabama on my guitar and play it for my sister. She wasn't impressed, but our kids loved it!
• An Alabama married couple moves to New York and gets a divorce Are they still brother and sister?
• Friend Told Me An Alabama Joke Person: Would you take a bullet for the last person you slept with?
  Alabaman Dude: Sure, anything for my sister.
• If you really like a girl and you ask her out, and she says I love you like a brother Suggest a weekend in Alabama.
  Unless you are from Alabama, in which case she is your sister.
• Did you see the Alabama football player who proposed after he won the national championship last night? His sister started crying and could barely give him a clear answer
• I played sweet home alabama to my sister Nothing happened, but our kids liked it
• A girl once told me that I was like a brother to her... So I told her that she was like a sister to me, if she was from Alabama.
• The Indian pledge starts as "All Indians are my brothers and sisters." Funny how India and Alabama have so much in common.
• There is a brother and a sister The only thing is that they both live in Alabama

Alabama Cousin Jokes

Here is a list of funny alabama cousin jokes and even better alabama cousin puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did the Alabama man marry his third cousin? Because the first two weren't good in bed
• My brother, uncle, and cousin came to my family reunion in Alabama To keep things simple, I call him "dad."
• How does a Alabama girl friendzone her boy friend? Let's just be cousins.
• How does a guy from Alabama break up with his girlfriend? It's over, and I'm sorry. I hope we can still be cousins.
• A man, his cousin and his wife walk into an Alabama bar. Man: Can I get a table for two
• Did you know Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus were cousins from Alabama? Yule tide.

University Of Alabama Jokes

Here is a list of funny university of alabama jokes and even better university of alabama puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I'm surprised the University of Alabama doesn't offer a major in archaeology. I heard they are really into relative dating out there.
• Did you hear the library at the University of Alabama burned down this morning? All three books were destroyed.
  One of them wasn't even colored in yet.
• Why did the University of Alabama choose to be the "Tide"? Because elephant was too hard to spell.
• What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student? "I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"
• What do you call tuition and fees at the University of Alabama? toll ride
• The University of Alabama is the only place... where Ancestry.com and eHarmony are one and the same.

Alabama Fan Jokes

Here is a list of funny alabama fan jokes and even better alabama fan puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• About yesterdays Alabama vs. Auburn game… I feel bad for all the Alabama fans who drove their houses to the game yesterday.
• How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan? Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.
• What is an Alabama fan's favorite car? The Lamborghini inSesto Elemento

Alabama Football Jokes

Here is a list of funny alabama football jokes and even better alabama football puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why is Alabama college football so strong? Because they are all one big family
• How many Alabama football players does it take to change a light bulb? The entire team, and they all get a semester's credit for it.
• College football joke Ohio State deserved to be in the final 4 of the college football playoff?? Must be joking.
  At least UW was able to put 7 on the board against Alabama.

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