Alabama Fan Jokes
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Why is Only Fans so cheap in Alabama?
Family discount.
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What do maggots and Alabama fans have in common?
They can both live off a dead bear for years.
About yesterdays Alabama vs. Auburn game…
I feel bad for all the Alabama fans who drove their houses to the game yesterday.
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Saw an Alabama fan the other day
He was wearing a t-shirt that said "I Bleed Crimson" I walked up to him and said "You big d**..., we all do"
How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?
Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.
What is an Alabama fan's favorite car?
The Lamborghini inSesto Elemento
A Rabbi, a Hindu holy man, and an Alabama Crimson Tide fan are in a car together, but the car breaks down.
Luckily, there's a farm right nearby. The farmer says, "I only got room for two of ya in the house, so one of you's gonna have to sleep in the barn."
The Hindu holy man decides to go, but comes back to the barn because there's a cow in there, and Cows are sacred in his faith.
The Rabbi takes his friend's place, only to come back in because there's also a pig in the barn, and in the Rabbi's faith, pigs are unclean.
So the Alabama fan grudgingly goes to sleep in the barn. A few minutes later, there's a knock on the door, and standing in the doorway are the cow and the pig.
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