The Best 30 Al Qaeda Jokes

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Top 10 Funniest Al Qaeda Jokes and Puns

So I heard that the hackers "Anonymous" are waging war on ISIS and al-Qaeda...

Quite ironic that 72 virgins will be attacking the terrorists!

Whats the difference between an al qaeda training camp and a school?

I dont know, I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between a Pakistani middle school and an Al Qaeda training ground?

I dunno, I just fly the drone.

What's the Al-Qaeda's favourite sports team?

The New York Jets ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)

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What's the difference between a Pakistani grade school and an Al-Qaeda training base?

How am I supposed to know, I just pilot the drone


Two conspiracy theorists die and go to heaven.

They ask God who did 911. God replies, "It was perpetrated by members of the Islamic terrorist group Al Qaeda."

One whispers to the other, "Dude, this goes way higher than I thought."

If you can't afford healthcare...

Go to an airport. They give free x-rays and mammograms, and if you mention al-Qaeda, they'll throw in a free colonoscopy too!

3 spies, a french one, a british one, and an italian one, are captured by al-qaeda...

the terrorists tie each of them up and put the brit and the italian in a locked room. they take the frenchman to a room for 6 hours, torturing information out of him. when they finish with him, they take the brit to the room, who lasts 12 hours. they finally take the italian into the room, but as much as they torture him, they cant get any information out of him.

the brit and the frenchman ask him how it goes and he says "i couldnt say anything." they ask him why and he says "my hands were tied!"

President George W. Bush is sitting in his office...

...When one of his informants walks in to report,
"Mr. President, yesterday three Brazilian soldiers were killed by Al Qaeda."
Bush is silent for a moment as he holds his head in his hands in immense sadness.
"Sir, what's wrong?" asks the informant.
Bush brings his head up to look at the man and asks,
"How many is a Brazilian, exactly?"

What's the difference between a Pakistani elementary school and an Al Qaeda training camp?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.

what's al qaeda's favorite football team?

The New York Jets

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The head instructor at the Al-Qaeda's training camp starts his lesson on suicide bombing...

"Now listen up closely everyone be, I'm only gonna be showing this once".

An al-Qaeda suicide bomber carried out his mission...

And made it to heaven, where he found 72 virgins. Turns out they were all guys playing world of Warcraft.

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

ISIS and Al-Qaeda go to war with each other. Who wins?

Everyone else

69 years ago

both India and Pakistan got independence on this day.

Indians have become heads of Google, Microsoft, Pepsico, Jaguar, Land Rover and

Pakistanis have become heads of Taliban, Al-Qaeda, Jammat U Dawa, Hijbul Mujahideen

Also India entered Mars but Pakistan still trying to enter India.

What is Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team

The new york jets

Job interview with Al-Qaeda

Had a job interview with Al-Qaeda today.

"Where do you see yourself exploding in five years? ", they asked.

Al Qaeda has announced that they've captured Russian mercenaries in Mali. If they aren't paid $10 Million

... they'll release the mercenaries unharmed.


Al-Qaeda captured a new place to house their men...

It was a hostel takeover

What makes the Japanese better than Al Qaeda?

At least the Japanese were considerate enough to bring their own planes

What do you call Al-Qaeda's April Fools prank?

A jihahahad!

how do you turn a pentagon into a tetragon?

you apply the al'qaeda method

The news is saying Al Qaeda is trying to make a comeback.

Lets hope they don't try to play their greatest hits. โ€ฌ

What if Al-Qaeda was Jewish?

They would get 72 cents in paradise.

Q: Why is Al Qaeda more compassionate than pro-lifers?

A: The 9/11 hijackers got to die instantly.

Hi, I'm Albert Qaeda.

Friends call me Al.

How do you get rid of Al-Qaeda?

Give the goats STD's

Football and touchy subjects

What's Al'Qaedas favorite football team?
The NY jets.


How do you count in Al Qaeda?

Skip the 10.

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