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Probably bad but why not. Al Pacino and a dwarf walk into a bar

The bartender asks Pacino what he wants to drink, but ignores the dwarf. This goes on for some time, until the dwarf gets p**... and tells Pacino. Pacino then pulls out a gun and points it at the bartender, and shouts "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!"

Al Pacino's brother is steaming that his parents...

named him Cap.

Everyone knows Al Pacino, the famous Hollywood icon.

No one talks about his brother Cap, who invented delicious Italian coffee.

What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks?

Al Frap-Pacino

What did Al Pacino say to his lover?

Say hello to my little friend!

I love Al Pacino.

But it's his brother Cap that really gets me going.

Lots of famous people here tonight.

I mean, legends, iconic. This table alone. Al Pacino, Robert De Niro. Baby Yoda—oh, that’s Joe Pesci, sorry.

What's the name of Al Pacino's cousin from another planet?

***ALF*** Pacino

What would Al Pacino be called if he marries Daenerys Targeryen?

Khal Pacino.

What does the ghost of Al Pacino say?


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