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- If Al Gore had a band, it'd be called... The Algorithms.
I'm sooooooooooo sorry for this. :( - What do you call a formula that can predict Al Gore's dance moves? An Al Gore Rhythm algorithm.
- I saw Al Gore talking about rising sea levels the other day... He really needs to come to terms with losing Florida.
- Why did moses vote for Al Gore? Because the last time he took political orders from a Bush, his country went mucking around in the Middle East for forty years.
- I majored in Politics, Computer Science, and Dance. Now I'm stuck writing Al Gore Rhythms.
- I couldn't figure out why my Twitter feed only showed videos of Ex vice presidents dancing. Turns out it's just the Al gore rhythm
- Can someone help me find some videos of Al Gore dancing? I'm trying to solve a Rubik's cube and a friend told me that using Al Gore Rhythms could help.
- What is it called when Al Gore comes up with a solution to a problem? An Al-Gore-ithm.
I'll see myself out. - How was bill clinton able to maintain a steady surplus during his presidency? He had a great Al Gore rhythm.
- My friend has been working on an Al Gore-themed dancing game I asked him how it works, but it apparently runs off of a very secret Al Gore rhythm.
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- If Al Gore started a math rock band it should be called Algorhythm
- YouTube keeps showing me videos of vice-presidents dancing. Must be the Al Gore Rhythm…
- What did Al Gore play on his guitar? An algorithm.
- Some people claim Al Gore dances too robotically He says its just his Al Gore rhythm
- What do you get when Al Gore takes up beatboxing? >!Algorithm!<
- You know how I know Al Gore invented the Internet? The whole thing runs on algorithms
- How do you find an inconvenient proof? With an Al-Gore-rithm
- How do they calculate global warming? Al-gore-ythms
- I really hope Al Gore was in a band during college And named it "Algorithm"
- How does Al Gore solve math problems? He uses an Al-Gore-ithm
- How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums? Algorithm.
- What do you call a robotic politician that plays in a band? Al Gore Rhythm
- If Al Gore had his own drumming software company he should name it... AlGoreRythyms
- What do you get when a climate change activist creates computer code? An Al Gore Rythym
- Why did Al Gore have to schedule a dentist appointment? Because of an inconvenient tooth.
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If Al Gore tried his hand as a musician, his album would be called...
**Algorithms.**
Girlfriend thought of this while doing dishes earlier.... I could hear her laughing to herself in the other room for almost 10 minutes.
So if he didn't invent the internet...
then why does everything in it run on "Al Gore rhythms"?
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What did the bicycle repairman done?
George Bush and Al Gore walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "what's up?"
Bush says "Well, tomorrow, I'm going to have the troops storm into iraq and kill 2000 Iraqis and one bicycle repairman.
The bartender replies "Oh my god, what did the bicycle repairman done to deserve this?"
Bush then turns to Gore and patted him on the back and says "See, i told you no one would care about those 2000 iraqis."
[OC] Al Gore decides to write a series of educational songs about the environment.
He presents the head of the production company with the lyrics for his songs, including the lyrics for one song about animals in forest habitats, which has over 500 lines.
The head of the production company says, "wait, this song is way too long! This isn't a very efficient way of conveying your message."
Al Gore replies, "efficient? Of course it isn't! It's a brute-forest Al Gore rhythm!"
Did anyone hear about the new music genre created by the VP in the clinton administration?
The general idea is that the end of each song is determined by a combination of the beginning of that song and the subsequent bars taken to reach the end.
It's called 'al-gore-rhythm'.
Did you know that Al Gore was booted as the drummer from his high school band and replaced with a drum machine?
It turns out they preferred a digital beat over an Al Gore rhythm…
Why is Al Gore bad at dancing?
You can't put passion into an Al Gore Rhythm (algorithm).
Anyone? Anyone?
Did you hear Al Gore's new electronic / R&B album?
It's called al-gore-rhythms.
Have you guys heard about the Al Gore Rythm?
Eh, you probably have, it's been all over the front page for two days.
What was the title of the soundtrack to 'The Inconvenient Truth'?
Al Gore Rhythms
So Donald Trump wants Barack Obama and Bill Gates to talk about shutting down the internet.
Shouldn't Al Gore be a part of that conversation?
How did AL Gore program his computer?
With the proper al-gor-ithms
What's a Vice Presidents favorite type of math function?
An Al Gore-ithm
Al Gore solves the world's problems by singing and dancing.
He has an algorithm.
How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?
Al Gore's the stiff one.
There was a Political Drum-Off last week, sponsored by the mathletes...
Democrats and Republicans took turns showing off their best drum licks, while answering math problems in between.
Turns out the Republicans lost. They couldn't handle Al Gore rhythms.
Donald Trump is the most unifying voice in American politics.
When was the last time Barack Obama, Paul Ryan, Jon Stewart, Glenn Beck, Bernie Sanders, George Bush, Elizabeth Warren, Mitt Romney, Bill Clinton, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Al Gore, John McCain, and Hillary Clinton all agreed on anything?
If we really do live in a simulation, I think I know how they programmed global warming.
They most likely used an "Al-Gore-Ithm"
Why is Gaston (from Beauty and the Beast) like Al Gore?
They both lost and got a no Belle prize.
What would Al Gore's Jethro Tull cover band be called?
An Inconvenient Flute.
Did you hear they figured out how to make an environmentalist dance?
They used an Al Gore rhythm.
Why does Al Gore hate eating out?
Because he always gets an inconvenient booth.
George Bush and his competitor got into a fist fight...
I got to say, it was Al Gore...
How does Al Gore fix a broken drumset?
Algorithms
What does a climate change scientist and a statistician dance to?
Al Gore-Rhythms
What does the internet run on?
Al-Gore-rithms
My teacher wanted me to come up with a set of steps that we could use to save the environment...
So I created an Al Gore-ithm.
Why did the ex Vice President dance so procedurally?
He invented an Al-Gore-Rhythm.
what did al gore use to create the internet
al-gore-rithms
Nobody's happier about hurricane Irma than Hillary Clinton and Al Gore
It's the only reason their books are flying off the shelves in Florida.
Did you hear about the Al Gore documentary on the Abraham Lincoln assassination?
"An Inconvenient Booth"
The government has developed a program to increase the dancing skills of the vice president...
They used an Al Gore Rhythm....
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Bill Clinton and Al Gore decide to go eat out at a diner
After giving them some time, the waitress comes and asks if they are ready to order.
Bill goes, "Yes, I'd like to have a q**... please."
"A q**...?!" the waitress replies with disgust. "I'll come back later when you are ready to make an order from the menu."
Al Gore leans over to Clinton and says, "Sir, it is pronounced 'Quiche'..."
What's an algorithm?
Something Al Gore would say.
Why does Al Gore listen to EDM?
Because it's made with an Al-Gore-rhythm.
Al Gore was a programmer and moreover, a poet
All his poems are now called AlGoreRhythms.
What politician loves to sing, dance and do math at the same time?
Al Gore because he has Al Gore rythm
What do you call a homicidal musician mathematician politician?
Al-Gore-Rhythm
I heard Al Gore say he's close to finishing an all explaining algoritm.
All he needs is rhythm.
What do computer sciences and climate change dance parties have in common?
Al Gore rhythms
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Bush cheated using voting machines in Florida during the 2000 election
He s**... with the Al Gore rhythm.
You know how Al Gore invented the internet?
Well he also invented a rhythm for it. It's a powerful rhythm, it's called the Al Gore Rhythm.
My newsfeed keeps showing me a video of a former US Vice President playing the drums...
It must be Facebook's Al Gore rhythms.
Google has decided to heavily push a save the planet program.
They're making Al-Gore-ithms to help speed things along.
I said to my friend, let's take turns naming American Vice Presidents .
Al Gore first.
What do you call a Mathematical song that could save the environment?
An Al-Gore-Rhythm.
If Vice President Al Gore was a musician.....
He could call his group The Al Gore Rhythms
I coded a program to detect Al Gore's speech by his cadences.
I used an algorithm.
Florida voting recount has finally been completed.
Turns out the winner was actually Al Gore.
I made a line of code that plays a song whilst making America greener
I call it my Al-Gore-Rhythm
Al Gore's dentist had trouble doing a filling.
It was An Inconvenient Tooth.
Come to think of it, it's a good thing Bush won the 2000 election over Al Gore...
Now we have to deal with Bushisms... otherwise we would have had to deal with Algorithms!
Boxes of previously uncounted ballots have been found in Florida
Associated Press is now declaring the State of Florida for Al Gore
I saw a former vice present playing bass recommend to me on Youtube.
I think something was wrong with its Al Gore rhythm.
Have you heard an ex Vice President is releasing a computer generated reggae album?
It's called Al Gore Rhythms
I keep seeing clips from An Inconvenient Truth on my YouTube homepage...
Must just be the Al Gore-ithim
It is I who invented the term, "plagiarism".
However, Al Gore got credit for it.
In 2024 Al Gore decided to run for president again.
His campaign hinged on a song he made to promote the dangers of global warming. It was so popular it became a meme.
After a while, everyone was talking about Al Gore, and, sure enough he became President.
When asked on the News, "How do you think he won," two fallen YouTubers stated, "You can't beat the Al Gore Rhythm."
Al Gore is in the wrong line of work
Some people's names match their careers surprisingly well. Imagine a psychic named Krystal Ball or a stylist named Barbera Cutter.
But Al Gore is a failure in this regard. He had the perfect opportunity to start a math rock band in the 80s or 90s and just chose to not. It should have been fate.
I personally will never let it go that I'll never hear an album from the math rock legends the Al Gore Rhythms.
