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If Al Gore tried his hand as a musician, his album would be called...
**Algorithms.**
Girlfriend thought of this while doing dishes earlier.... I could hear her laughing to herself in the other room for almost 10 minutes.
How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?
Algorithm.
So if he didn't invent the internet...
then why does everything in it run on "Al Gore rhythms"?
Why did Moses vote for Al Gore?
Because the last time he took political orders from a Bush, his country went mucking around in the Middle East for forty years.
What did the bicycle repairman done?
George Bush and Al Gore walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "what's up?"
Bush says "Well, tomorrow, I'm going to have the troops storm into iraq and kill 2000 Iraqis and one bicycle repairman.
The bartender replies "Oh my god, what did the bicycle repairman done to deserve this?"
Bush then turns to Gore and patted him on the back and says "See, i told you no one would care about those 2000 iraqis."
I really hope Al Gore was in a band during college
And named it "Algorithm"
Did anyone hear about the new music genre created by the VP in the clinton administration?
The general idea is that the end of each song is determined by a combination of the beginning of that song and the subsequent bars taken to reach the end.
It's called 'al-gore-rhythm'.
Why did Al Gore go to the dentist for a tooth pulling?
He had an Inconvenient Tooth.
If Al Gore started a math rock band it should be called Algorhythm
Why did Al Gore have to schedule a dentist appointment?
Because of an inconvenient tooth.
Did you know that Al Gore was booted as the drummer from his high school band and replaced with a drum machine?
It turns out they preferred a digital beat over an Al Gore rhythm…
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Why is Al Gore bad at dancing?
You can't put passion into an Al Gore Rhythm (algorithm).
Anyone? Anyone?
Can someone help me find some videos of Al Gore dancing?
I'm trying to solve a Rubik's cube and a friend told me that using Al Gore Rhythms could help.
I majored in Politics, Computer Science, and Dance.
Now I'm stuck writing Al Gore Rhythms.
Al Gore started his own band!
They call themselves The Algorythms
Did you hear Al Gore's new electronic / R&B album?
It's called al-gore-rhythms.
What was the title of the soundtrack to 'The Inconvenient Truth'?
Al Gore Rhythms
Al Gore should start a band and call it Algoreithms.
So Donald Trump wants Barack Obama and Bill Gates to talk about shutting down the internet.
Shouldn't Al Gore be a part of that conversation?
How do they calculate global warming?
Al-gore-ythms
How did Al Gore invent the Internet?
With Al-Gore-rithims
What's a Vice Presidents favorite type of math function?
An Al Gore-ithm
What do you say when Al Gore writes computer code?
He's writing an Algorithm!
If Al Gore had a band, it'd be called...
The Algorithms.
I'm sooooooooooo sorry for this. :(
What's Al Gore's dancer name?
Algorithm.
How do you find an inconvenient proof?
With an Al-Gore-rithm
Al Gore should have had a band named The Algorehythms.
Courtesy of my dad at lunch today.
What is it called when Al Gore comes up with a solution to a problem?
An Al-Gore-ithm.
I'll see myself out.
Let's pretend we live in a simulation. How did they implement Global Warming?
They used an Al-Gore-ithm.
There was a Political Drum-Off last week, sponsored by the mathletes...
Democrats and Republicans took turns showing off their best drum licks, while answering math problems in between.
Turns out the Republicans lost. They couldn't handle Al Gore rhythms.
Donald Trump is the most unifying voice in American politics.
When was the last time Barack Obama, Paul Ryan, Jon Stewart, Glenn Beck, Bernie Sanders, George Bush, Elizabeth Warren, Mitt Romney, Bill Clinton, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Al Gore, John McCain, and Hillary Clinton all agreed on anything?
If we really do live in a simulation, I think I know how they programmed global warming.
They most likely used an "Al-Gore-Ithm"
Why is Gaston (from Beauty and the Beast) like Al Gore?
They both lost and got a no Belle prize.
What would Al Gore's Jethro Tull cover band be called?
An Inconvenient Flute.
What did Al Gore play on his guitar?
An algorithm.
Why does Al Gore hate eating out?
Because he always gets an inconvenient booth.
What do you call a formula that can predict Al Gore's dance moves?
An Al Gore Rhythm algorithm.
If Al Gore had his own drumming software company he should name it...
AlGoreRythyms
How does Al Gore fix a broken drumset?
Algorithms
What does a climate change scientist and a statistician dance to?
Al Gore-Rhythms
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go out to lunch
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go out to lunch, The waitress comes up to take their order, Bill Clinton says "I'll take the quickie darlin". The waitress gets very upset over this and says "I've been a big supporter of you and voted for and this is the thanks I get" and storms off. Al Gore turns to Bill and says "I think it's pronounced quiche"
My teacher wanted me to come up with a set of steps that we could use to save the environment...
So I created an Al Gore-ithm.
Why did the ex Vice President dance so procedurally?
He invented an Al-Gore-Rhythm.
How was Bill Clinton able to maintain a steady surplus during his presidency?
He had a great Al Gore rhythm.
I saw Al Gore talking about rising sea levels the other day...
He really needs to come to terms with losing Florida.
What do you call a robotic politician that plays in a band?
Al Gore Rhythm
My friend has been working on an Al Gore-themed dancing game
I asked him how it works, but it apparently runs off of a very secret Al Gore rhythm.
what did al gore use to create the internet
al-gore-rithms
Nobody's happier about hurricane Irma than Hillary Clinton and Al Gore
It's the only reason their books are flying off the shelves in Florida.
The government has developed a program to increase the dancing skills of the vice president...
They used an Al Gore Rhythm....
Bill Clinton and Al Gore decide to go eat out at a diner
After giving them some time, the waitress comes and asks if they are ready to order.
Bill goes, "Yes, I'd like to have a quickie please."
"A quickie?!" the waitress replies with disgust. "I'll come back later when you are ready to make an order from the menu."
Al Gore leans over to Clinton and says, "Sir, it is pronounced 'Quiche'..."
What do you call Al Gore when he's dancing?
Algorithm.
What would you call an Al Gore dance video?
Al Gore rhythms
What politician loves to sing, dance and do math at the same time?
Al Gore because he has Al Gore rythm
What do you call a homicidal musician mathematician politician?
Al-Gore-Rhythm
I couldn't figure out why my Twitter feed only showed videos of Ex vice presidents dancing.
Turns out it's just the Al gore rhythm
How do you program global warming?
using an Al-Gore-ithm
What do you call Al Gore when he's playing the bass?
An algorithm
Al Gore's new band
Did you hear the Al Gore started a band based on math equations?
It's called "Al Gore Rhythm"
I heard Al Gore say he's close to finishing an all explaining algoritm.
All he needs is rhythm.
You know how Al Gore invented the internet?
Well he also invented a rhythm for it. It's a powerful rhythm, it's called the Al Gore Rhythm.
What did Al Gore call his ingrown molar?
An Inconvenient Tooth
My newsfeed keeps showing me a video of a former US Vice President playing the drums...
It must be Facebook's Al Gore rhythms.
Google has decided to heavily push a save the planet program.
They're making Al-Gore-ithms to help speed things along.
Why was Al Gore scientifically a great dancer?
Because of his Al Gore Rythyms.
Some people claim Al Gore dances too robotically
He says its just his Al Gore rhythm
What do you call a sequence of dance moves made by Al Gore?
An algorithm.
You know how I know Al Gore invented the Internet?
The whole thing runs on algorithms
Facebook keeps suggesting that I watch videos of former American Vice Presidents dancing.
All to do with the Al Gore rhythms, apparently.
You know what the name of Al Gore's new math rock band is?
Al Gore Rhythm
What do you get when a climate change activist creates computer code?
An Al Gore Rythym
Come to think of it, it's a good thing Bush won the 2000 election over Al Gore...
Now we have to deal with Bushisms... otherwise we would have had to deal with Algorithms!
Boxes of previously uncounted ballots have been found in Florida
Associated Press is now declaring the State of Florida for Al Gore
Have you heard an ex Vice President is releasing a computer generated reggae album?
It's called Al Gore Rhythms
I keep seeing clips from An Inconvenient Truth on my YouTube homepage...
Must just be the Al Gore-ithim
It is I who invented the term, "plagiarism".
However, Al Gore got credit for it.
Why are Democrat robots so bad at dancing?
They were built with bad Al-Gore-rhythms.
In 2024 Al Gore decided to run for president again.
His campaign hinged on a song he made to promote the dangers of global warming. It was so popular it became a meme.
After a while, everyone was talking about Al Gore, and, sure enough he became President.
When asked on the News, "How do you think he won," two fallen YouTubers stated, "You can't beat the Al Gore Rhythm."
Al Gore is in the wrong line of work
Some people's names match their careers surprisingly well. Imagine a psychic named Krystal Ball or a stylist named Barbera Cutter.
But Al Gore is a failure in this regard. He had the perfect opportunity to start a math rock band in the 80s or 90s and just chose to not. It should have been fate.
I personally will never let it go that I'll never hear an album from the math rock legends the Al Gore Rhythms.
Youtube is introducing a new system of recommending youtube videos
The old system seemed to be biased towards videos of old presidential candidates playing beat and tempo games, so they finally decided to retire the al-gore-rhythm
What do you get when Al Gore takes up beatboxing?
>!Algorithm!<
What did Al Gore say when his third molar came through?
"Well that's an inconvenient tooth"
What do you call a Vice President dancing on Instagram?
Al Gore Rythym
YouTube keeps showing me videos of vice-presidents dancing.
Must be the Al Gore Rhythm…
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