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If Al Gore tried his hand as a musician, his album would be called...

**Algorithms.**

Girlfriend thought of this while doing dishes earlier.... I could hear her laughing to herself in the other room for almost 10 minutes.

How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

So if he didn't invent the internet...

then why does everything in it run on "Al Gore rhythms"?

Why did Moses vote for Al Gore?

Because the last time he took political orders from a Bush, his country went mucking around in the Middle East for forty years.

What did the bicycle repairman done?

George Bush and Al Gore walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "what's up?"
Bush says "Well, tomorrow, I'm going to have the troops storm into iraq and kill 2000 Iraqis and one bicycle repairman.
The bartender replies "Oh my god, what did the bicycle repairman done to deserve this?"
Bush then turns to Gore and patted him on the back and says "See, i told you no one would care about those 2000 iraqis."


I really hope Al Gore was in a band during college

And named it "Algorithm"

[OC] Al Gore decides to write a series of educational songs about the environment.

He presents the head of the production company with the lyrics for his songs, including the lyrics for one song about animals in forest habitats, which has over 500 lines.

The head of the production company says, "wait, this song is way too long! This isn't a very efficient way of conveying your message."

Al Gore replies, "efficient? Of course it isn't! It's a brute-forest Al Gore rhythm!"

Did anyone hear about the new music genre created by the VP in the clinton administration?

The general idea is that the end of each song is determined by a combination of the beginning of that song and the subsequent bars taken to reach the end.

It's called 'al-gore-rhythm'.

Why did Al Gore go to the dentist for a tooth pulling?

He had an Inconvenient Tooth.

If Al Gore started a math rock band it should be called Algorhythm

Why did Al Gore have to schedule a dentist appointment?

Because of an inconvenient tooth.

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Did you know that Al Gore was booted as the drummer from his high school band and replaced with a drum machine?

It turns out they preferred a digital beat over an Al Gore rhythm…

Why is Al Gore bad at dancing?

You can't put passion into an Al Gore Rhythm (algorithm).

Anyone? Anyone?

Can someone help me find some videos of Al Gore dancing?

I'm trying to solve a Rubik's cube and a friend told me that using Al Gore Rhythms could help.

I majored in Politics, Computer Science, and Dance.

Now I'm stuck writing Al Gore Rhythms.

Al Gore started his own band!

They call themselves The Algorythms

Did you hear Al Gore's new electronic / R&B album?

It's called al-gore-rhythms.

Have you guys heard about the Al Gore Rythm?

Eh, you probably have, it's been all over the front page for two days.

What was the title of the soundtrack to 'The Inconvenient Truth'?

Al Gore Rhythms


Al Gore should start a band and call it Algoreithms.

So Donald Trump wants Barack Obama and Bill Gates to talk about shutting down the internet.

Shouldn't Al Gore be a part of that conversation?

How do they calculate global warming?

Al-gore-ythms

How did Al Gore invent the Internet?

With Al-Gore-rithims

How did AL Gore program his computer?

With the proper al-gor-ithms

What's a Vice Presidents favorite type of math function?

An Al Gore-ithm

What do you say when Al Gore writes computer code?

He's writing an Algorithm!

If Al Gore had a band, it'd be called...

The Algorithms.

I'm sooooooooooo sorry for this. :(

What's Al Gore's dancer name?

Algorithm.

How do you find an inconvenient proof?

With an Al-Gore-rithm

Al Gore should have had a band named The Algorehythms.

Courtesy of my dad at lunch today.

What is it called when Al Gore comes up with a solution to a problem?

An Al-Gore-ithm.

I'll see myself out.

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

Let's pretend we live in a simulation. How did they implement Global Warming?

They used an Al-Gore-ithm.

There was a Political Drum-Off last week, sponsored by the mathletes...

Democrats and Republicans took turns showing off their best drum licks, while answering math problems in between.

Turns out the Republicans lost. They couldn't handle Al Gore rhythms.

Donald Trump is the most unifying voice in American politics.

When was the last time Barack Obama, Paul Ryan, Jon Stewart, Glenn Beck, Bernie Sanders, George Bush, Elizabeth Warren, Mitt Romney, Bill Clinton, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Al Gore, John McCain, and Hillary Clinton all agreed on anything?

If we really do live in a simulation, I think I know how they programmed global warming.

They most likely used an "Al-Gore-Ithm"

Why is Gaston (from Beauty and the Beast) like Al Gore?

They both lost and got a no Belle prize.

What would Al Gore's Jethro Tull cover band be called?

An Inconvenient Flute.

What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An algorithm.

Did you hear they figured out how to make an environmentalist dance?

They used an Al Gore rhythm.

Why does Al Gore hate eating out?

Because he always gets an inconvenient booth.

What do you call a formula that can predict Al Gore's dance moves?

An Al Gore Rhythm algorithm.

If Al Gore had his own drumming software company he should name it...

AlGoreRythyms

How does Al Gore fix a broken drumset?

Algorithms

What does a climate change scientist and a statistician dance to?

Al Gore-Rhythms

Bill Clinton and Al Gore go out to lunch

Bill Clinton and Al Gore go out to lunch, The waitress comes up to take their order, Bill Clinton says "I'll take the quickie darlin". The waitress gets very upset over this and says "I've been a big supporter of you and voted for and this is the thanks I get" and storms off. Al Gore turns to Bill and says "I think it's pronounced quiche"

My teacher wanted me to come up with a set of steps that we could use to save the environment...

So I created an Al Gore-ithm.

Why did the ex Vice President dance so procedurally?

He invented an Al-Gore-Rhythm.

How was Bill Clinton able to maintain a steady surplus during his presidency?

He had a great Al Gore rhythm.

I saw Al Gore talking about rising sea levels the other day...

He really needs to come to terms with losing Florida.

What do you call a robotic politician that plays in a band?

Al Gore Rhythm

My friend has been working on an Al Gore-themed dancing game

I asked him how it works, but it apparently runs off of a very secret Al Gore rhythm.

what did al gore use to create the internet

al-gore-rithms

Nobody's happier about hurricane Irma than Hillary Clinton and Al Gore

It's the only reason their books are flying off the shelves in Florida.

The government has developed a program to increase the dancing skills of the vice president...

They used an Al Gore Rhythm....

Bill Clinton and Al Gore decide to go eat out at a diner

After giving them some time, the waitress comes and asks if they are ready to order.

Bill goes, "Yes, I'd like to have a quickie please."

"A quickie?!" the waitress replies with disgust. "I'll come back later when you are ready to make an order from the menu."

Al Gore leans over to Clinton and says, "Sir, it is pronounced 'Quiche'..."

What do you call Al Gore when he's dancing?

Algorithm.

What would you call an Al Gore dance video?

Al Gore rhythms

What's an algorithm?

Something Al Gore would say.

Why does Al Gore listen to EDM?

Because it's made with an Al-Gore-rhythm.

Al Gore was a programmer and moreover, a poet

All his poems are now called AlGoreRhythms.

What politician loves to sing, dance and do math at the same time?

Al Gore because he has Al Gore rythm

What do you call a homicidal musician mathematician politician?

Al-Gore-Rhythm

I couldn't figure out why my Twitter feed only showed videos of Ex vice presidents dancing.

Turns out it's just the Al gore rhythm

How do you program global warming?

using an Al-Gore-ithm

What do you call Al Gore when he's playing the bass?

An algorithm

Al Gore's new band

Did you hear the Al Gore started a band based on math equations?

It's called "Al Gore Rhythm"

I heard Al Gore say he's close to finishing an all explaining algoritm.

All he needs is rhythm.

Bush cheated using voting machines in Florida during the 2000 election

He screwed with the Al Gore rhythm.

You know how Al Gore invented the internet?

Well he also invented a rhythm for it. It's a powerful rhythm, it's called the Al Gore Rhythm.

What did Al Gore call his ingrown molar?

An Inconvenient Tooth

Al Gore may not have invented the Internet...

But he did invent Al-gore-ithms

My newsfeed keeps showing me a video of a former US Vice President playing the drums...

It must be Facebook's Al Gore rhythms.

Google has decided to heavily push a save the planet program.

They're making Al-Gore-ithms to help speed things along.

Why was Al Gore scientifically a great dancer?

Because of his Al Gore Rythyms.

I made a line of code that plays a song whilst making America greener

I call it my Al-Gore-Rhythm

Some people claim Al Gore dances too robotically

He says its just his Al Gore rhythm

What do you call a sequence of dance moves made by Al Gore?

An algorithm.

You know how I know Al Gore invented the Internet?

The whole thing runs on algorithms

Facebook keeps suggesting that I watch videos of former American Vice Presidents dancing.

All to do with the Al Gore rhythms, apparently.

You know what the name of Al Gore's new math rock band is?

Al Gore Rhythm

What do you get when a climate change activist creates computer code?

An Al Gore Rythym

Come to think of it, it's a good thing Bush won the 2000 election over Al Gore...

Now we have to deal with Bushisms... otherwise we would have had to deal with Algorithms!

Boxes of previously uncounted ballots have been found in Florida

Associated Press is now declaring the State of Florida for Al Gore

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