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**Algorithms.**
Girlfriend thought of this while doing dishes earlier.... I could hear her laughing to herself in the other room for almost 10 minutes.
The Algorithms.
I'm sooooooooooo sorry for this. :(
An Al Gore Rhythm algorithm.
An algorithm.
He really needs to come to terms with losing Florida.
Because the last time he took political orders from a Bush, his country went mucking around in the Middle East for forty years.
Algorithm.
He says its just his Al Gore rhythm
Now I'm stuck writing Al Gore Rhythms.
Bill looks at the menu briefly, and then looks up and down at the attendant before giving her a wink. He leans over and says "Well, I sure could go for a quickie right about now."
The Attendant is flattered on some level but quickly starts flushing red at the terror of being about to learn just how far she'd go to keep her job. Al Gore is sitting right across from Bill reading his own menu, and immediately recognizes what's going on. He glances at Bill and leans over to attendant, and says
"I'm sorry, I believe the President would like to order a *quiche*".
An algorithm.
The whole thing runs on algorithms
With an Al-Gore-rithm
Turns out it's just the Al gore rhythm
An Al-Gore-ithm.
I'll see myself out.
I'm trying to solve a Rubik's cube and a friend told me that using Al Gore Rhythms could help.
Al-gore-ythms
He had a great Al Gore rhythm.
And named it "Algorithm"
When was the last time Barack Obama, Paul Ryan, Jon Stewart, Glenn Beck, Bernie Sanders, George Bush, Elizabeth Warren, Mitt Romney, Bill Clinton, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Al Gore, John McCain, and Hillary Clinton all agreed on anything?
After giving them some time, the waitress comes and asks if they are ready to order.
Bill goes, "Yes, I'd like to have a quickie please."
"A quickie?!" the waitress replies with disgust. "I'll come back later when you are ready to make an order from the menu."
Al Gore leans over to Clinton and says, "Sir, it is pronounced 'Quiche'..."
I asked him how it works, but it apparently runs off of a very secret Al Gore rhythm.
One winter morning, Bill Clinton woke up and looked out the window of his bedroom in the White House. He was shocked to see the words "Bill Sucks" peed in the snow. He called the Secret Service to investigate the matter.
After a few days, the head of the Secret Service reported back to Bill, "I have bad news and I have worse news."
"Ok, let's hear the bad news."
"We did an analysis on the urine and it belongs to Al Gore."
"And the worse news?"
"We did a handwriting analysis as well. It belongs to Hillary."
Algorithm.
They're making Al-Gore-ithms to help speed things along.
Al Gore Rhythm
AlGoreRythyms
then why does everything in it run on "Al Gore rhythms"?
using an Al-Gore-ithm
So I created an Al Gore-ithm.
Democrats and Republicans took turns showing off their best drum licks, while answering math problems in between.
Turns out the Republicans lost. They couldn't handle Al Gore rhythms.
Texas is trying to capitalize on the popularity of the show "Survivor" by hosting its own version.
Contestants will have to drive from Amarillo and visit checkpoints in the following cities, Lubbock - Dallas - Waco - Austin - Houston - Laredo - San Antonio - El Paso and finish back in Amarillo.
Contestants will be give a pink Saab with a bumper stickers that read, "I'm Gay, I'm Vegan, I Voted for Al Gore, and I'm here to confiscate your guns!"
The contestant who makes it back to Amarillo alive...wins.
Because of an inconvenient tooth.
He invented an Al-Gore-Rhythm.
He's writing an Algorithm!
Because of his Al Gore Rythyms.
Well he also invented a rhythm for it. It's a powerful rhythm, it's called the Al Gore Rhythm.
Algorithms
They call themselves The Algorythms
It's the only reason their books are flying off the shelves in Florida.
George Bush and Al Gore walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "what's up?"
Bush says "Well, tomorrow, I'm going to have the troops storm into iraq and kill 2000 Iraqis and one bicycle repairman.
The bartender replies "Oh my god, what did the bicycle repairman done to deserve this?"
Bush then turns to Gore and patted him on the back and says "See, i told you no one would care about those 2000 iraqis."
al-gore-rithms
An Al Gore-ithm
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go out to lunch, The waitress comes up to take their order, Bill Clinton says "I'll take the quickie darlin". The waitress gets very upset over this and says "I've been a big supporter of you and voted for and this is the thanks I get" and storms off. Al Gore turns to Bill and says "I think it's pronounced quiche"
Courtesy of my dad at lunch today.
It turns out they preferred a digital beat over an Al Gore rhythm…
They used an Al Gore Rhythm....
Al Gore rhythms
They most likely used an "Al-Gore-Ithm"
Al Gore Rhythms
Did you hear the Al Gore started a band based on math equations?
It's called "Al Gore Rhythm"
Al-Gore-Rhythm
Algorithm.
He had an Inconvenient Tooth.
Shouldn't Al Gore be a part of that conversation?
You can't put passion into an Al Gore Rhythm (algorithm).
Anyone? Anyone?
An Inconvenient Tooth
An algorithm
With Al-Gore-rithims
Al Gore because he has Al Gore rythm
It must be Facebook's Al Gore rhythms.
It's called al-gore-rhythms.
Because it's made with an Al-Gore-rhythm.
With the proper al-gor-ithms
The general idea is that the end of each song is determined by a combination of the beginning of that song and the subsequent bars taken to reach the end.
It's called 'al-gore-rhythm'.
Al Gore-Rhythms
They used an Al Gore rhythm.
He presents the head of the production company with the lyrics for his songs, including the lyrics for one song about animals in forest habitats, which has over 500 lines.
The head of the production company says, "wait, this song is way too long! This isn't a very efficient way of conveying your message."
Al Gore replies, "efficient? Of course it isn't! It's a brute-forest Al Gore rhythm!"
An Inconvenient Flute.
But he did invent Al-gore-ithms
All he needs is rhythm.
They both lost and got a no Belle prize.
All his poems are now called AlGoreRhythms.
They used an Al-Gore-ithm.
Because he always gets an inconvenient booth.
It's what makes Al Gore dance so good.
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Bill Clinton storms into his office and demaned to know who did it.
So his two body guards run out to find out who it was.
Five hours later the two gaurds come back in, they told Bill, "We have some bad news, and we have worse news."
"What is the bad news?" asked Bill.
"Well, the bad news is, we took a urine test, and it was his vice-president, Al Gore."
"Whats the worst news?" asked Bill.
"The worst news is that it is Hillary's hand writing!"
He could call his group The Al Gore Rhythms
Al Gore first.
I used an algorithm.
It was An Inconvenient Tooth.
They use the Al Gore Rhythm.
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