**Algorithms.**
Girlfriend thought of this while doing dishes earlier.... I could hear her laughing to herself in the other room for almost 10 minutes.
The Algorithms.
I'm sooooooooooo sorry for this. :(
An Al Gore Rhythm algorithm.
An algorithm.
He really needs to come to terms with losing Florida.
Because the last time he took political orders from a Bush, his country went mucking around in the Middle East for forty years.
Algorithm.
Now I'm stuck writing Al Gore Rhythms.
Bill looks at the menu briefly, and then looks up and down at the attendant before giving her a wink. He leans over and says "Well, I sure could go for a quickie right about now."
The Attendant is flattered on some level but quickly starts flushing red at the terror of being about to learn just how far she'd go to keep her job. Al Gore is sitting right across from Bill reading his own menu, and immediately recognizes what's going on. He glances at Bill and leans over to attendant, and says
"I'm sorry, I believe the President would like to order a *quiche*".
In heaven, they are met by Saint Peter. He says "Only the pure may cross the river of life and enter the promised land." The River of Life is a wide, golden river, and heaven waits on the other side. "You must wade across, the river is deeper for those who's sins are greater. If you cross without drowning, you may enter heaven, if you cannot, the current will carry you down to hell." Peter says.
Al Gore figures he has nothing to lose, he had cared for planet Earth where so many did not. So he wades out and begins crossing. The water gets deeper and deeper, coming to his chest, but no higher. He crosses into heaven.
Bill Clinton comes next. He wades across the water, but the river only comes up to his stomach. "This isn't fair at all!" Al Gore says as Clinton is crossing, "How could Clinton possibly be less sinful than me?"
Clinton calls out "I'm Standing on Cheney's Shoulders!"
Cuz he heard Bush got a Dick Cheney.
because he heard George Bush had a dick cheney
With an Al-Gore-rithm
Turns out it's just the Al gore rhythm
An Al-Gore-ithm.
I'll see myself out.
I'm trying to solve a Rubik's cube and a friend told me that using Al Gore Rhythms could help.
Al-gore-ythms
He had a great Al Gore rhythm.
And named it "Algorithm"
When was the last time Barack Obama, Paul Ryan, Jon Stewart, Glenn Beck, Bernie Sanders, George Bush, Elizabeth Warren, Mitt Romney, Bill Clinton, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Al Gore, John McCain, and Hillary Clinton all agreed on anything?
After giving them some time, the waitress comes and asks if they are ready to order.
Bill goes, "Yes, I'd like to have a quickie please."
"A quickie?!" the waitress replies with disgust. "I'll come back later when you are ready to make an order from the menu."
Al Gore leans over to Clinton and says, "Sir, it is pronounced 'Quiche'..."
I asked him how it works, but it apparently runs off of a very secret Al Gore rhythm.
One winter morning, Bill Clinton woke up and looked out the window of his bedroom in the White House. He was shocked to see the words "Bill Sucks" peed in the snow. He called the Secret Service to investigate the matter.
After a few days, the head of the Secret Service reported back to Bill, "I have bad news and I have worse news."
"Ok, let's hear the bad news."
"We did an analysis on the urine and it belongs to Al Gore."
"And the worse news?"
"We did a handwriting analysis as well. It belongs to Hillary."
They're making Al-Gore-ithms to help speed things along.
Algorithm.
Al Gore Rhythm
AlGoreRythyms
then why does everything in it run on "Al Gore rhythms"?
using an Al-Gore-ithm
So I created an Al Gore-ithm.
Democrats and Republicans took turns showing off their best drum licks, while answering math problems in between.
Turns out the Republicans lost. They couldn't handle Al Gore rhythms.
Because of an inconvenient tooth.
He invented an Al-Gore-Rhythm.
Texas is trying to capitalize on the popularity of the show "Survivor" by hosting its own version.
Contestants will have to drive from Amarillo and visit checkpoints in the following cities, Lubbock - Dallas - Waco - Austin - Houston - Laredo - San Antonio - El Paso and finish back in Amarillo.
Contestants will be give a pink Saab with a bumper stickers that read, "I'm Gay, I'm Vegan, I Voted for Al Gore, and I'm here to confiscate your guns!"
The contestant who makes it back to Amarillo alive...wins.
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