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If Al Gore tried his hand as a musician, his album would be called...

**Algorithms.**

Girlfriend thought of this while doing dishes earlier.... I could hear her laughing to herself in the other room for almost 10 minutes.

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If Al Gore started a math rock band it should be called Algorhythm

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If Al Gore had a band, it'd be called...

The Algorithms.

I'm sooooooooooo sorry for this. :(

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What do you call a formula that can predict Al Gore's dance moves?

An Al Gore Rhythm algorithm.

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What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An algorithm.

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I saw Al Gore talking about rising sea levels the other day...

He really needs to come to terms with losing Florida.

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Why did Moses vote for Al Gore?

Because the last time he took political orders from a Bush, his country went mucking around in the Middle East for forty years.

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What do you call Al Gore when he's dancing?

Algorithm.

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I majored in Politics, Computer Science, and Dance.

Now I'm stuck writing Al Gore Rhythms.

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Bill Clinton is on Air Force One when the Flight Attendant approaches with the lunch menu...

Bill looks at the menu briefly, and then looks up and down at the attendant before giving her a wink. He leans over and says "Well, I sure could go for a quickie right about now."

The Attendant is flattered on some level but quickly starts flushing red at the terror of being about to learn just how far she'd go to keep her job. Al Gore is sitting right across from Bill reading his own menu, and immediately recognizes what's going on. He glances at Bill and leans over to attendant, and says

"I'm sorry, I believe the President would like to order a *quiche*".

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So Bill Clinton, Dick Cheney, and Al Gore die and go to heaven.

In heaven, they are met by Saint Peter. He says "Only the pure may cross the river of life and enter the promised land." The River of Life is a wide, golden river, and heaven waits on the other side. "You must wade across, the river is deeper for those who's sins are greater. If you cross without drowning, you may enter heaven, if you cannot, the current will carry you down to hell." Peter says.

Al Gore figures he has nothing to lose, he had cared for planet Earth where so many did not. So he wades out and begins crossing. The water gets deeper and deeper, coming to his chest, but no higher. He crosses into heaven.

Bill Clinton comes next. He wades across the water, but the river only comes up to his stomach. "This isn't fair at all!" Al Gore says as Clinton is crossing, "How could Clinton possibly be less sinful than me?"

Clinton calls out "I'm Standing on Cheney's Shoulders!"

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Why did Al Gore get a nipple ring?

Cuz he heard Bush got a Dick Cheney.

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Why did Al Gore get nipple rings?

because he heard George Bush had a dick cheney

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How do you find an inconvenient proof?

With an Al-Gore-rithm

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I couldn't figure out why my Twitter feed only showed videos of Ex vice presidents dancing.

Turns out it's just the Al gore rhythm

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What is it called when Al Gore comes up with a solution to a problem?

An Al-Gore-ithm.

I'll see myself out.

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Can someone help me find some videos of Al Gore dancing?

I'm trying to solve a Rubik's cube and a friend told me that using Al Gore Rhythms could help.

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How do they calculate global warming?

Al-gore-ythms

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How was Bill Clinton able to maintain a steady surplus during his presidency?

He had a great Al Gore rhythm.

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I really hope Al Gore was in a band during college

And named it "Algorithm"

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Donald Trump is the most unifying voice in American politics.

When was the last time Barack Obama, Paul Ryan, Jon Stewart, Glenn Beck, Bernie Sanders, George Bush, Elizabeth Warren, Mitt Romney, Bill Clinton, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Al Gore, John McCain, and Hillary Clinton all agreed on anything?

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Bill Clinton and Al Gore decide to go eat out at a diner

After giving them some time, the waitress comes and asks if they are ready to order.

Bill goes, "Yes, I'd like to have a quickie please."

"A quickie?!" the waitress replies with disgust. "I'll come back later when you are ready to make an order from the menu."

Al Gore leans over to Clinton and says, "Sir, it is pronounced 'Quiche'..."

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My friend has been working on an Al Gore-themed dancing game

I asked him how it works, but it apparently runs off of a very secret Al Gore rhythm.

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Yellow Snow on the White House lawn

One winter morning, Bill Clinton woke up and looked out the window of his bedroom in the White House. He was shocked to see the words "Bill Sucks" peed in the snow. He called the Secret Service to investigate the matter.

After a few days, the head of the Secret Service reported back to Bill, "I have bad news and I have worse news."

"Ok, let's hear the bad news."

"We did an analysis on the urine and it belongs to Al Gore."

"And the worse news?"

"We did a handwriting analysis as well. It belongs to Hillary."

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Google has decided to heavily push a save the planet program.

They're making Al-Gore-ithms to help speed things along.

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How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

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What do you call a robotic politician that plays in a band?

Al Gore Rhythm

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If Al Gore had his own drumming software company he should name it...

AlGoreRythyms

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So if he didn't invent the internet...

then why does everything in it run on "Al Gore rhythms"?

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How do you program global warming?

using an Al-Gore-ithm

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My teacher wanted me to come up with a set of steps that we could use to save the environment...

So I created an Al Gore-ithm.

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There was a Political Drum-Off last week, sponsored by the mathletes...

Democrats and Republicans took turns showing off their best drum licks, while answering math problems in between.

Turns out the Republicans lost. They couldn't handle Al Gore rhythms.

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Why did Al Gore have to schedule a dentist appointment?

Because of an inconvenient tooth.

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Why did the ex Vice President dance so procedurally?

He invented an Al-Gore-Rhythm.

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TEXAS SURVIVOR

Texas is trying to capitalize on the popularity of the show "Survivor" by hosting its own version.

Contestants will have to drive from Amarillo and visit checkpoints in the following cities, Lubbock - Dallas - Waco - Austin - Houston - Laredo - San Antonio - El Paso and finish back in Amarillo.

Contestants will be give a pink Saab with a bumper stickers that read, "I'm Gay, I'm Vegan, I Voted for Al Gore, and I'm here to confiscate your guns!"
The contestant who makes it back to Amarillo alive...wins.

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