Al Gore Jokes

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The Best jokes about Al Gore

If Al Gore tried his hand as a musician, his album would be called...

**Algorithms.**

Girlfriend thought of this while doing dishes earlier.... I could hear her laughing to herself in the other room for almost 10 minutes.

If Al Gore started a math rock band it should be called Algorhythm

If Al Gore had a band, it'd be called...

The Algorithms.

I'm sooooooooooo sorry for this. :(

What do you call a formula that can predict Al Gore's dance moves?

An Al Gore Rhythm algorithm.

What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An algorithm.


I saw Al Gore talking about rising sea levels the other day...

He really needs to come to terms with losing Florida.

Why did Moses vote for Al Gore?

Because the last time he took political orders from a Bush, his country went mucking around in the Middle East for forty years.

What do you call Al Gore when he's dancing?

Algorithm.

Some people claim Al Gore dances too robotically

He says its just his Al Gore rhythm

I majored in Politics, Computer Science, and Dance.

Now I'm stuck writing Al Gore Rhythms.

Bill Clinton is on Air Force One when the Flight Attendant approaches with the lunch menu...

Bill looks at the menu briefly, and then looks up and down at the attendant before giving her a wink. He leans over and says "Well, I sure could go for a quickie right about now."

The Attendant is flattered on some level but quickly starts flushing red at the terror of being about to learn just how far she'd go to keep her job. Al Gore is sitting right across from Bill reading his own menu, and immediately recognizes what's going on. He glances at Bill and leans over to attendant, and says

"I'm sorry, I believe the President would like to order a *quiche*".


What do you call a sequence of dance moves made by Al Gore?

An algorithm.

You know how I know Al Gore invented the Internet?

The whole thing runs on algorithms

How do you find an inconvenient proof?

With an Al-Gore-rithm

I couldn't figure out why my Twitter feed only showed videos of Ex vice presidents dancing.

Turns out it's just the Al gore rhythm

What is it called when Al Gore comes up with a solution to a problem?

An Al-Gore-ithm.

I'll see myself out.

Can someone help me find some videos of Al Gore dancing?

I'm trying to solve a Rubik's cube and a friend told me that using Al Gore Rhythms could help.

How do they calculate global warming?

Al-gore-ythms

How was Bill Clinton able to maintain a steady surplus during his presidency?

He had a great Al Gore rhythm.


I really hope Al Gore was in a band during college

And named it "Algorithm"

Donald Trump is the most unifying voice in American politics.

When was the last time Barack Obama, Paul Ryan, Jon Stewart, Glenn Beck, Bernie Sanders, George Bush, Elizabeth Warren, Mitt Romney, Bill Clinton, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Al Gore, John McCain, and Hillary Clinton all agreed on anything?

Bill Clinton and Al Gore decide to go eat out at a diner

After giving them some time, the waitress comes and asks if they are ready to order.

Bill goes, "Yes, I'd like to have a quickie please."

"A quickie?!" the waitress replies with disgust. "I'll come back later when you are ready to make an order from the menu."

Al Gore leans over to Clinton and says, "Sir, it is pronounced 'Quiche'..."

My friend has been working on an Al Gore-themed dancing game

I asked him how it works, but it apparently runs off of a very secret Al Gore rhythm.

Yellow Snow on the White House lawn

One winter morning, Bill Clinton woke up and looked out the window of his bedroom in the White House. He was shocked to see the words "Bill Sucks" peed in the snow. He called the Secret Service to investigate the matter.

After a few days, the head of the Secret Service reported back to Bill, "I have bad news and I have worse news."

"Ok, let's hear the bad news."

"We did an analysis on the urine and it belongs to Al Gore."

"And the worse news?"

"We did a handwriting analysis as well. It belongs to Hillary."

How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

Google has decided to heavily push a save the planet program.

They're making Al-Gore-ithms to help speed things along.

What do you call a robotic politician that plays in a band?

Al Gore Rhythm

If Al Gore had his own drumming software company he should name it...

AlGoreRythyms

So if he didn't invent the internet...

then why does everything in it run on "Al Gore rhythms"?

How do you program global warming?

using an Al-Gore-ithm

My teacher wanted me to come up with a set of steps that we could use to save the environment...

So I created an Al Gore-ithm.

There was a Political Drum-Off last week, sponsored by the mathletes...

Democrats and Republicans took turns showing off their best drum licks, while answering math problems in between.

Turns out the Republicans lost. They couldn't handle Al Gore rhythms.

TEXAS SURVIVOR

Texas is trying to capitalize on the popularity of the show "Survivor" by hosting its own version.

Contestants will have to drive from Amarillo and visit checkpoints in the following cities, Lubbock - Dallas - Waco - Austin - Houston - Laredo - San Antonio - El Paso and finish back in Amarillo.

Contestants will be give a pink Saab with a bumper stickers that read, "I'm Gay, I'm Vegan, I Voted for Al Gore, and I'm here to confiscate your guns!"
The contestant who makes it back to Amarillo alive...wins.

Why did Al Gore have to schedule a dentist appointment?

Because of an inconvenient tooth.

Why did the ex Vice President dance so procedurally?

He invented an Al-Gore-Rhythm.

What do you say when Al Gore writes computer code?

He's writing an Algorithm!

Why was Al Gore scientifically a great dancer?

Because of his Al Gore Rythyms.

You know how Al Gore invented the internet?

Well he also invented a rhythm for it. It's a powerful rhythm, it's called the Al Gore Rhythm.

How does Al Gore fix a broken drumset?

Algorithms

Al Gore started his own band!

They call themselves The Algorythms

Nobody's happier about hurricane Irma than Hillary Clinton and Al Gore

It's the only reason their books are flying off the shelves in Florida.

What did the bicycle repairman done?

George Bush and Al Gore walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "what's up?"
Bush says "Well, tomorrow, I'm going to have the troops storm into iraq and kill 2000 Iraqis and one bicycle repairman.
The bartender replies "Oh my god, what did the bicycle repairman done to deserve this?"
Bush then turns to Gore and patted him on the back and says "See, i told you no one would care about those 2000 iraqis."

what did al gore use to create the internet

al-gore-rithms

What's a Vice Presidents favorite type of math function?

An Al Gore-ithm

Bill Clinton and Al Gore go out to lunch

Bill Clinton and Al Gore go out to lunch, The waitress comes up to take their order, Bill Clinton says "I'll take the quickie darlin". The waitress gets very upset over this and says "I've been a big supporter of you and voted for and this is the thanks I get" and storms off. Al Gore turns to Bill and says "I think it's pronounced quiche"

Al Gore should have had a band named The Algorehythms.

Courtesy of my dad at lunch today.

Did you know that Al Gore was booted as the drummer from his high school band and replaced with a drum machine?

It turns out they preferred a digital beat over an Al Gore rhythm…

The government has developed a program to increase the dancing skills of the vice president...

They used an Al Gore Rhythm....

What would you call an Al Gore dance video?

Al Gore rhythms

Al Gore should start a band and call it Algoreithms.

If we really do live in a simulation, I think I know how they programmed global warming.

They most likely used an "Al-Gore-Ithm"

What was the title of the soundtrack to 'The Inconvenient Truth'?

Al Gore Rhythms

Al Gore's new band

Did you hear the Al Gore started a band based on math equations?

It's called "Al Gore Rhythm"

What do you call a homicidal musician mathematician politician?

Al-Gore-Rhythm

What's Al Gore's dancer name?

Algorithm.

Why did Al Gore go to the dentist for a tooth pulling?

He had an Inconvenient Tooth.

So Donald Trump wants Barack Obama and Bill Gates to talk about shutting down the internet.

Shouldn't Al Gore be a part of that conversation?

Why is Al Gore bad at dancing?

You can't put passion into an Al Gore Rhythm (algorithm).

Anyone? Anyone?

What did Al Gore call his ingrown molar?

An Inconvenient Tooth

What do you call Al Gore when he's playing the bass?

An algorithm

How did Al Gore invent the Internet?

With Al-Gore-rithims

What politician loves to sing, dance and do math at the same time?

Al Gore because he has Al Gore rythm

My newsfeed keeps showing me a video of a former US Vice President playing the drums...

It must be Facebook's Al Gore rhythms.

Did you hear Al Gore's new electronic / R&B album?

It's called al-gore-rhythms.

Why does Al Gore listen to EDM?

Because it's made with an Al-Gore-rhythm.

How did AL Gore program his computer?

With the proper al-gor-ithms

Did anyone hear about the new music genre created by the VP in the clinton administration?

The general idea is that the end of each song is determined by a combination of the beginning of that song and the subsequent bars taken to reach the end.

It's called 'al-gore-rhythm'.

What does a climate change scientist and a statistician dance to?

Al Gore-Rhythms

Did you hear they figured out how to make an environmentalist dance?

They used an Al Gore rhythm.

[OC] Al Gore decides to write a series of educational songs about the environment.

He presents the head of the production company with the lyrics for his songs, including the lyrics for one song about animals in forest habitats, which has over 500 lines.

The head of the production company says, "wait, this song is way too long! This isn't a very efficient way of conveying your message."

Al Gore replies, "efficient? Of course it isn't! It's a brute-forest Al Gore rhythm!"

What would Al Gore's Jethro Tull cover band be called?

An Inconvenient Flute.

Al Gore may not have invented the Internet...

But he did invent Al-gore-ithms

I heard Al Gore say he's close to finishing an all explaining algoritm.

All he needs is rhythm.

Why is Gaston (from Beauty and the Beast) like Al Gore?

They both lost and got a no Belle prize.

Al Gore was a programmer and moreover, a poet

All his poems are now called AlGoreRhythms.

Let's pretend we live in a simulation. How did they implement Global Warming?

They used an Al-Gore-ithm.

Why does Al Gore hate eating out?

Because he always gets an inconvenient booth.

What's an Algorithm?

It's what makes Al Gore dance so good.

Bill Clinton walks out on to his front porch, and written in urine was "The president must go.

"
Bill Clinton storms into his office and demaned to know who did it.
So his two body guards run out to find out who it was.
Five hours later the two gaurds come back in, they told Bill, "We have some bad news, and we have worse news."
"What is the bad news?" asked Bill.
"Well, the bad news is, we took a urine test, and it was his vice-president, Al Gore."
"Whats the worst news?" asked Bill.
"The worst news is that it is Hillary's hand writing!"

If Vice President Al Gore was a musician.....

He could call his group The Al Gore Rhythms

I said to my friend, let's take turns naming American Vice Presidents .

Al Gore first.

I coded a program to detect Al Gore's speech by his cadences.

I used an algorithm.

Al Gore's dentist had trouble doing a filling.

It was An Inconvenient Tooth.

How do politicians solve math problems?

They use the Al Gore Rhythm.

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