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**Algorithms.**
Girlfriend thought of this while doing dishes earlier.... I could hear her laughing to herself in the other room for almost 10 minutes.
Algorithm.
then why does everything in it run on "Al Gore rhythms"?
Because the last time he took political orders from a Bush, his country went mucking around in the Middle East for forty years.
George Bush and Al Gore walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "what's up?"
Bush says "Well, tomorrow, I'm going to have the troops storm into iraq and kill 2000 Iraqis and one bicycle repairman.
The bartender replies "Oh my god, what did the bicycle repairman done to deserve this?"
Bush then turns to Gore and patted him on the back and says "See, i told you no one would care about those 2000 iraqis."
And named it "Algorithm"
He presents the head of the production company with the lyrics for his songs, including the lyrics for one song about animals in forest habitats, which has over 500 lines.
The head of the production company says, "wait, this song is way too long! This isn't a very efficient way of conveying your message."
Al Gore replies, "efficient? Of course it isn't! It's a brute-forest Al Gore rhythm!"
The general idea is that the end of each song is determined by a combination of the beginning of that song and the subsequent bars taken to reach the end.
It's called 'al-gore-rhythm'.
He had an Inconvenient Tooth.
Because of an inconvenient tooth.
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It turns out they preferred a digital beat over an Al Gore rhythm…
You can't put passion into an Al Gore Rhythm (algorithm).
Anyone? Anyone?
I'm trying to solve a Rubik's cube and a friend told me that using Al Gore Rhythms could help.
Now I'm stuck writing Al Gore Rhythms.
They call themselves The Algorythms
It's called al-gore-rhythms.
Eh, you probably have, it's been all over the front page for two days.
Al Gore Rhythms
Shouldn't Al Gore be a part of that conversation?
Al-gore-ythms
With Al-Gore-rithims
With the proper al-gor-ithms
An Al Gore-ithm
He's writing an Algorithm!
The Algorithms.
I'm sooooooooooo sorry for this. :(
Algorithm.
With an Al-Gore-rithm
Courtesy of my dad at lunch today.
An Al-Gore-ithm.
I'll see myself out.
Al Gore's the stiff one.
They used an Al-Gore-ithm.
Democrats and Republicans took turns showing off their best drum licks, while answering math problems in between.
Turns out the Republicans lost. They couldn't handle Al Gore rhythms.
When was the last time Barack Obama, Paul Ryan, Jon Stewart, Glenn Beck, Bernie Sanders, George Bush, Elizabeth Warren, Mitt Romney, Bill Clinton, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Al Gore, John McCain, and Hillary Clinton all agreed on anything?
They most likely used an "Al-Gore-Ithm"
They both lost and got a no Belle prize.
An Inconvenient Flute.
An algorithm.
They used an Al Gore rhythm.
Because he always gets an inconvenient booth.
An Al Gore Rhythm algorithm.
AlGoreRythyms
Algorithms
Al Gore-Rhythms
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go out to lunch, The waitress comes up to take their order, Bill Clinton says "I'll take the quickie darlin". The waitress gets very upset over this and says "I've been a big supporter of you and voted for and this is the thanks I get" and storms off. Al Gore turns to Bill and says "I think it's pronounced quiche"
So I created an Al Gore-ithm.
He invented an Al-Gore-Rhythm.
He had a great Al Gore rhythm.
He really needs to come to terms with losing Florida.
Al Gore Rhythm
I asked him how it works, but it apparently runs off of a very secret Al Gore rhythm.
al-gore-rithms
It's the only reason their books are flying off the shelves in Florida.
They used an Al Gore Rhythm....
After giving them some time, the waitress comes and asks if they are ready to order.
Bill goes, "Yes, I'd like to have a quickie please."
"A quickie?!" the waitress replies with disgust. "I'll come back later when you are ready to make an order from the menu."
Al Gore leans over to Clinton and says, "Sir, it is pronounced 'Quiche'..."
Algorithm.
Al Gore rhythms
Something Al Gore would say.
Because it's made with an Al-Gore-rhythm.
All his poems are now called AlGoreRhythms.
Al Gore because he has Al Gore rythm
Al-Gore-Rhythm
Turns out it's just the Al gore rhythm
using an Al-Gore-ithm
An algorithm
Did you hear the Al Gore started a band based on math equations?
It's called "Al Gore Rhythm"
All he needs is rhythm.
He screwed with the Al Gore rhythm.
Well he also invented a rhythm for it. It's a powerful rhythm, it's called the Al Gore Rhythm.
An Inconvenient Tooth
But he did invent Al-gore-ithms
It must be Facebook's Al Gore rhythms.
They're making Al-Gore-ithms to help speed things along.
Because of his Al Gore Rythyms.
I call it my Al-Gore-Rhythm
He says its just his Al Gore rhythm
An algorithm.
The whole thing runs on algorithms
All to do with the Al Gore rhythms, apparently.
Al Gore Rhythm
An Al Gore Rythym
Now we have to deal with Bushisms... otherwise we would have had to deal with Algorithms!
Associated Press is now declaring the State of Florida for Al Gore
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