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A man from quebec and a man from Newfoundland meet in a bar....

A man from Quebec and a man from Newfoundland meet in a bar, one of them finds a lamp, he rubs it and a genie comes out, he grants the two with one wish each.
the guy from Quebec says "i want a big, 40 foot wall arround the entire province"
the genie claps his fingers and says "here, done"
the one from Newfoundland aks "is your wall waterproof?"
"uhh yeah?" responded the guy from quebec
"fill her up"

A weird order at the pet shop

A guy walks in a pet shop and says: "I want 2 rats, 7 mice, 190 spiders and a pound of flies."
The guy behind the bar lifts an eyebrow and aks: "You're an owner of snakes?"
"No" said the man. "I am moving and they asked to leave the house in the same state."

A woman is talking to a marine...

A woman is talking to a marine that she thinks he is uptight, so she aks him when the last time he had s**... was. He said 1957. She said wow, so she convinced him to have s**... with her and she said that he is still good for it being 1957 when he last had s**.... He said i hope so, it is only 2100!

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

>Only if you go aks your mother.


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