Akira Jokes

Following is our collection of western humor and finally one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Akira puns for adults, dirty wise jokes or clean asked gags for kids.

There is an abundance of dojo jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 7 funniest jokes on akira. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any man witze you can hear about akira.

The Best jokes about Akira

Up the mountain, a japanese asked the wise man: "Master Akira, why every western man thinks that we, japanese, all look alike?"

"I am not Master Akira."

Master Akira

A confused japanese student asks his master:
- Master Akira, why does all japanese people look alike?
And his master answered :
- I am not Master Akira.

The wise Master Akira

Up the mountain a japanese asked a wise man, "Master Akira, why every western man thinks that we Japanese, all look alike?"

"I am not Master Akira"

Karate student to his master: "Master Akira, why do asians all look the same?

"I am not Master Akira"

Wise Master Akira

A Japanese man asked his master:

"Master Akira, why does everybody think that we all look the same?"

And he answered:

"I am not Master Akira."


A Japanese ascended a tall mountain to seek wisdom from a sage. He asks: Master Akira, why do people all think Japanese look alike?

I'm not master Akira!

Hayato had a question

Then he headed to master Akira dojo on the top of the mountain, when he finally got there Hayato asked to the master:

-Master Akira, why people say that all the japaneses are alike?

And then he aswered:

-I'm not master Akira, he's over there.

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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