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Allahu Akbar!
Allahu akbar!
My black flag brings all the goats to the yard,
and they're like like "allahu akbar",
watch out, I'll put a bomb in your car,
I'd teach you, but I lost my arms
Aloha Akbar.
Allahu Akbar.
[Do keep in mind that this is not my joke, I just want to spread laughs]
The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble.
The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.
Aloha Akbar
Aloe Akbar.
Allahu Akbar *actually* means **"YOLO"**
"Did you say Allahu Akbar?"
Little did he know it was an Allahu Akbar.
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Allaboo Akbar.
Muzzle'm.
A Daesh washer.
An Allah Ak-bar
KoALLAH AKBAR.
When he opened his jacket and screamed Allahu Akbar he disappeared along with 30 others.
Aloha Akbar!
ALLAHU AKBAR
Al-achoo Akbar.
Alley-oop Akbar
"Aloha Akbar!"
Allahu Akbar, honey.
A low Akbar.
My dad died on 9/11. I still remember his last words "ALLAHU AKBAR".
An allahu akbar.
Allahu Akbar!
The allahu ak-bar
Aloha Akbar.
The Allahu ak-Bar
...terrorists are shouting "allahu akbar!" just out of habit while plugging their Samsung phones.
My name is Jafar
I come from afar
There is Note 7 in my car
Allahu Akbar
It only gets awkward when he shouts "Allahu Akbar" when plugging it in.
Allahu akbar
Aloha Akbar
The Allahu Ak-bar.
Aloha Akbar
Me: My dad died on this day in 2001, he called me to say 2 words before dying.
Stranger: Ohh, that's so sweet! What were his words?
Me: Allahu Akbar
At the Allah u can eat salad Akbar.
From what I hear, it's always getting guys blown.
A magician says to his audience "I can make myself appear in 100 different places in this room". He says "3, 2, 1, Abracadabra!" Nothing happens so he tries once again, "3, 2, 1, Abracadabra!" Still nothing happens. Flustered he asks to be excused while he checks his handbook. He closes the book and says " Sorry, I've been saying the wrong magic word, 3, 2, 1, Allahu Akbar!" Needless to say his audience was blown away.
I still remember his last words: "Allahu Akbar"
If not, their supporters would have yelled Allahu Akbar and the game would be stopped halfway.
"Allahu Akbar!"
Son asking his mom: Why is my Backpack so heavy mom?
Mom: Allahu Akbar. Allahu Akbar my son.
Allahu ak-Bar
Allahu Akbar!
The universe started with an explosion
Allau Akbar
T'Challahu Akbar
Because he was a Muggle Emperor
My name is Jafar
I come from afar
I have a bomb in my car
Allah akbar
Then lose him in the mall
Aloha Akbar.
B: Who's there ?
A: Ella
B: Ella who ?
A: Akbar
\*explodes \*
A Christian Armenian man walking by the border of Armenia and Iran sees a few Iranian men pushing a car stuck in a ditch. Every time the Iranian men push they yell allah akbar! 1.. 2... 3... Allah akbarrr! As the Armenian man joins in pushing the car, the Iranians are surprised to hear the Christian man also yell allah akbar. One Iranian man says allah is our god not yours, why do you call on his name? The Armenian man replies "I'm not going to work my god for your ass"
The ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!!!!
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