Akbar Jokes

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Best Short Akbar Jokes

These are our top akbar puns. Have fun with a good akbar joke in English with simple akbar humour.

1. I have a Muslim friend with a Note 7... It only gets awkward when he shouts "Allahu Akbar" when plugging it in.
2. My father died on 9/11, I will never forget his last words Allahu Akbar.
   [Do keep in mind that this is not my joke, I just want to spread laughs]
3. My name is Jafar My name is Jafar
   I come from afar
   There is Note 7 in my car
   Allahu Akbar
4. A few days ago i saw an amazing magician... When he opened his jacket and screamed Allahu Akbar he disappeared along with 30 others.
5. What's Admiral Akbar's Favorite Shape? It's a Trapezoid! I apologize if this has been posted before. It came to me sitting in a first grade class today (I'm a substitute teacher, not a 7 year old).
6. Please stop making 9/11 jokes... my father died on that day. I still remember his last words: "Allahu Akbar"
7. An Omegle conversation Me: My dad died on this day in 2001, he called me to say 2 words before dying.
   Stranger: Ohh, that's so sweet! What were his words?
   Me: Allahu Akbar
8. I still remember the last thing my dad said to me before dying in the 9/11 attacks... Allahu Akbar!
9. Is Allahu Akbar a good pickup line? From what I hear, it's always getting guys blown.
10. A muslim walks into a bar. The Allahu Ak-bar.

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these akbar jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of akbar puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Akbar One Liners

Which akbar dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with akbar?

1. What's the most popular pub in the Middle East? The Allahu ak-Bar
2. Knock Knock ? B: Who's there ?
   A: ella
   B: Ella who ?
   A: Akbar
   \*explodes \*
3. How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other? "Aloha Akbar!"
4. "Mommy, why is my backpack so heavy?" Allahu Akbar, honey.
5. What came before the Big Bang? "Allahu Akbar!"
6. What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say to encourage himself? Aloha Akbar!
7. What did the Muslim on a surfboard say? Aloha Akbar!
8. What do you call an Arab rapper? Someone who drops allahu akbars.
9. Hawaiian terrorists be like... Aloha Akbar
10. Name your kid Allah Akbar Then lose him in the mall
11. Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Allahu Akbar.
    Allahu AK-
    BOOM!!!
12. What starts with an A and has a boom at the end? Allahu akbar
13. What does a Muslim with allergies say? Al-achoo Akbar.
14. What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say? Aloha Akbar.
15. What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism? Allaboo Akbar.

Allahu Akbar Jokes

Here is a list of funny allahu akbar jokes and even better allahu akbar puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What does a good Islamic rapper have? Allahu ak-BARS.
• I'm glad that Saudi Arabia didn't score any goal in football match against Russia few hours back If not, their supporters would have yelled Allahu Akbar and the game would be stopped halfway.
• What do radical Islamic wrappers spit? Allahu Ak-BARS
• What is the most death-defying magician incantation? ALLAHU AKBAR
• Where do jihadists go to drink? The ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!!!!
• I heard... ...terrorists are shouting "allahu akbar!" just out of habit while plugging their Samsung phones.
• 9/11 jokes aren't funny... My dad died on 9/11. I still remember his last words "ALLAHU AKBAR".
• Hey teacher, i made a clock! "Did you say Allahu Akbar?"
• What did the popcorn blurted out when it saw the microwave? Allahu Akbar!
• Dark Backpack Joke Son asking his mom: Why is my Backpack so heavy mom?
  Mom: Allahu Akbar. Allahu Akbar my son.

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