Akbar Jokes

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Funniest Akbar Short Jokes

Short akbar jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The akbar humour may include short terrorist jokes also.

  1. I have a Muslim friend with a Note 7... It only gets awkward when he shouts "Allahu Akbar" when plugging it in.
  2. My father died on 9/11, I will never forget his last words Allahu Akbar.
    [Do keep in mind that this is not my joke, I just want to spread laughs]
  3. My name is Jafar My name is Jafar
    I come from afar
    There is Note 7 in my car
    Allahu Akbar
  4. A few days ago i saw an amazing magician... When he opened his jacket and screamed Allahu Akbar he disappeared along with 30 others.
  5. What's Admiral Akbar's Favorite Shape? It's a Trapezoid! I apologize if this has been posted before. It came to me sitting in a first grade class today (I'm a substitute teacher, not a 7 year old).
  6. Please stop making 9/11 jokes... my father died on that day. I still remember his last words: "Allahu Akbar"
  7. An Omegle conversation Me: My dad died on this day in 2001, he called me to say 2 words before dying.
    Stranger: Ohh, that's so sweet! What were his words?
    Me: Allahu Akbar
  8. I still remember the last thing my dad said to me before dying in the 9/11 attacks... Allahu Akbar!
  9. Is Allahu Akbar a good pickup line? From what I hear, it's always getting guys blown.
  10. A muslim walks into a bar. The Allahu Ak-bar.

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Akbar One Liners

Which akbar one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with akbar? I can suggest the ones about allahu akbar and mecca.

  1. What's the most popular pub in the Middle East? The Allahu ak-Bar
  2. Knock Knock ? B: Who's there ?
    A: ella
    B: Ella who ?
    A: Akbar
    \*explodes \*
  3. How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other? "Aloha Akbar!"
  4. "Mommy, why is my backpack so heavy?" Allahu Akbar, honey.
  5. What came before the Big Bang? "Allahu Akbar!"
  6. What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say to encourage himself? Aloha Akbar!
  7. What did the Muslim on a surfboard say? Aloha Akbar!
  8. What do you call an Arab rapper? Someone who drops allahu akbars.
  9. Hawaiian terrorists be like... Aloha Akbar
  10. Name your kid Allah Akbar Then lose him in the mall
  11. Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Allahu Akbar.
    Allahu AK-
  12. What starts with an A and has a boom at the end? Allahu akbar
  13. What does a Muslim with allergies say? Al-achoo Akbar.
  14. What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say? Aloha Akbar.
  15. What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism? Allaboo Akbar.

Allahu Akbar Jokes

Here is a list of funny allahu akbar jokes and even better allahu akbar puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What does a good Islamic rapper have? Allahu ak-BARS.
  • I'm glad that Saudi Arabia didn't score any goal in football match against Russia few hours back If not, their supporters would have yelled Allahu Akbar and the game would be stopped halfway.
  • What do radical Islamic wrappers spit? Allahu Ak-BARS
  • What is the most death-defying magician incantation? ALLAHU AKBAR
  • Where do jihadists go to drink? The ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!!!!
  • I heard... ...terrorists are shouting "allahu akbar!" just out of habit while plugging their Samsung phones.
  • 9/11 jokes aren't funny... My dad died on 9/11. I still remember his last words "ALLAHU AKBAR".
  • Hey teacher, i made a clock! "Did you say Allahu Akbar?"
  • What did the popcorn blurted out when it saw the microwave? Allahu Akbar!
  • Dark Backpack Joke Son asking his mom: Why is my Backpack so heavy mom?
    Mom: Allahu Akbar. Allahu Akbar my son.
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Uproarious Akbar Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about akbar you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bomber jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make akbar pranks.

What is that number 1 song coming out of the middle east?

My black flag brings all the goats to the yard,
and they're like like "allahu akbar",
watch out, I'll put a bomb in your car,
I'd teach you, but I lost my arms

What did the turkey say to the goat?

The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble.
The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.

What does the Hawaiian Jihadist say before exploding?

Aloha Akbar

A islamic dial ripoff made a new type of hand soap.

Aloe Akbar.

We've been misinterpreting the Islamic Extremists...

Allahu Akbar *actually* means **"YOLO"**

How do you get Akbar to shut up?


What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

What is a terrorists favorite snack?

An Allah Ak-bar

What was the last thing the Australian t**... said.


I'm surprisingly calm about Internet spoiling Star Wars to me. Who could believe Kylo Ren is actually vegetarian and grandson of General Akbar

What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team?

Alley-oop Akbar

What does a baritone jihadist sing?

A low Akbar.

All my life I have tried to live by my father's last words...

Allahu Akbar!

What's the most dangerous bar to go to in the middle east?

The allahu ak-bar

How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

What does a hawaiian t**... say?

Aloha Akbar

Where does ISIS eat?

At the Allah u can eat salad Akbar.

A magician says to his audience...

A magician says to his audience "I can make myself appear in 100 different places in this room". He says "3, 2, 1, Abracadabra!" Nothing happens so he tries once again, "3, 2, 1, Abracadabra!" Still nothing happens. Flustered he asks to be excused while he checks his handbook. He closes the book and says " Sorry, I've been saying the wrong magic word, 3, 2, 1, Allahu Akbar!" Needless to say his audience was blown away.

Where do s**... b**... go to have some drinks?

Allahu ak-Bar

Why didn't Akbar know magic ?

Because he was a Muggle Emperor

My name is Jafar(edgy)

My name is Jafar
I come from afar
I have a bomb in my car
Allah akbar

What does a t**... from Hawaii say before exploding?

Aloha Akbar.

Not for you

A Christian Armenian man walking by the border of Armenia and Iran sees a few Iranian men pushing a car stuck in a ditch. Every time the Iranian men push they yell allah akbar! 1.. 2... 3... Allah akbarrr! As the Armenian man joins in pushing the car, the Iranians are surprised to hear the Christian man also yell allah akbar. One Iranian man says allah is our god not yours, why do you call on his name? The Armenian man replies "I'm not going to work my god for your a**..."

Akbar joke, What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say to encourage himself?

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