It only gets awkward when he shouts "Allahu Akbar" when plugging it in.
A magician says to his audience "I can make myself appear in 100 different places in this room". He says "3, 2, 1, Abracadabra!" Nothing happens so he tries once again, "3, 2, 1, Abracadabra!" Still nothing happens. Flustered he asks to be excused while he checks his handbook. He closes the book and says " Sorry, I've been saying the wrong magic word, 3, 2, 1, Allahu Akbar!" Needless to say his audience was blown away.
The Allahu ak-Bar
Allahu Akbar.
[Do keep in mind that this is not my joke, I just want to spread laughs]
My name is Jafar
I come from afar
There is Note 7 in my car
Allahu Akbar
When he opened his jacket and screamed Allahu Akbar he disappeared along with 30 others.
"It has two meanings," he replied, "The first meaning is 'God is Great'".
"And the second?" I asked
"Run like fuck!" Muhammad smiled.
"Aloha Akbar!"
Allahu Akbar, honey.
A magician stood in front of a crowd. "For this last trick I will make myself appear in 100 different places around this very room" said the magician. The crowd watched in disbelief. "3...2...1...abracadabra". Yet the magician was still there. "Hmm let me try that again 3...2...1...abracadabra". Nothing. The magician starts to panic and checks his handbook for the instructions. "Ah ha!" says the magician. "I wasn't saying the correct magic word". He stands in front of the crowd again and says "3...2...1...ALLAHU AKBAR".
Needless to say the crowd was blown away.
My black flag brings all the goats to the yard,
and they're like like "allahu akbar",
watch out, I'll put a bomb in your car,
I'd teach you, but I lost my arms
"Allahu Akbar!"
I still remember his last words: "Allahu Akbar"
Aloha Akbar!
Aloha Akbar
* First Terrorist enters the job interview:
Q: Name?
A: Mohammed.
Q: Biggest accomplishment?
A: Robbed a Bank, killed 2 Officers.
Q: How many Letters are in the Alphabet?
A: 26.
* Second Terrorist enters:
Q: Name?
A: Ibrahim.
Q: Biggest accomplishment?
A: Hacked 306 Facebook accounts posting "Alahu Akbar!"
Q: How many Letters are in the Alphabet?
A: 26.
* Third Terrorist enters:
Q: Name?
A: Mustafa.
Q: Biggest accomplishment?
A: Wiped out a big Company.
Q: How many Letters are in the Alphabet?
A: 24.
Q: Why only 24?
A: EA is no more.
"Allahu Akbar!"
I'm going to hell for this.
A man, who was on his way to work, was at a stop light when a car full of Muslims pulled up next to him. They started shouting at him saying "Alahu Akbar" and "Death to America". The man is a bit freaked out. When the light turned green the man waited so as to put some distance between himself and the Muslims. The Muslims accelerated quickly into the intersection and were promptly killed by a semi truck that ran the light. The man got to work and had a chance to think about what had happened. "That could have been ME!" he thought. So then and there he quit his job and got a new job as a truck driver.
Allahu akbar
KoALLAH AKBAR.
Al-achoo Akbar.
Me: My dad died on this day in 2001, he called me to say 2 words before dying.
Stranger: Ohh, that's so sweet! What were his words?
Me: Allahu Akbar
Allaboo Akbar.
The Allahu Ak-bar.
Aloha Akbar.
Muzzle'm.
From what I hear, it's always getting guys blown.
Aloe Akbar.
Aloha Akbar
Aloha Akbar.
The Allahu Ak-Bar.
Alley-oop Akbar
Allahu Akbar!
..Aloha Akbar.
Allahu Akbar *actually* means **"YOLO"**
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