aka Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious aka puns

What's the German word for Vaseline aka petroleum jelly?

Wienerschleider

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Celebrating Good Friday by honoring Jesus

aka doing the same thing he did today and hanging with my Bros.

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A foreigners understanding of Romney - aka
homeless people around the world

A homeless man is sitting in London, spreading shit on a piece of bread and the Prime Minister walks by and says: β€žOh, you are so poor, have some money. A homeless man is sitting in Moscow, spreading shit on a piece of bread and Medvedev walks by and says: β€žOh, you are so poor, have some meal tickets. A homeless man is sitting in Washington, spreading shit on a piece of bread and Romney walks by and says: β€žTHINNER, THINNER!

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I need your hilarious minds.

Help me come up with a funny thing to dress up as for a party that's themed be my date on this date . AKA, dress up as a day of the year or holiday. Fave idea so far is going as a box for boxing day.

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A woman was seated next to President Coolidge (aka silent Cal ) at a dinner party.

I bet my friend that I would be able to get more than two words out of you tonight, she said.

You lose, he replied.

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A pop star who summons ghosts, AKA...

SeancΓ©

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Endless shrimp. a.k.a sir we close at 10:30, you have to leave now

Im going back in the morning and ask to continue

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Dustin Diamond aka 'Screech' arrested for bar stabbing...

Will he be, '"Saved by the Bail"?

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The Bermuda Triangle A.K.A....

Clinton's Inbox

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Bitcoin

A.K.A. flockchain

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Gynaecologist

aka female private investigator

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Partial Acronyms, aka Partial A's

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Nah

aka Sodium hydride

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I heard Micheal J. Fox smokes pot for his parkinsons

aka "Shake N' Bake"

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What does Vladimir murder when he's hungry?

Moscow Pastry

Aka Russian Spies

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Subway pianist with weird looking kid in a dunce cap

AKA his metro-gnome

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Donald Glover a.k.a. Childish Gambino a.k.a. Don Glover a.k.a.

Dong Lover... Lol

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How is Ross Geller similar to Thunderbolt Ross aka Red Hulk?

They both become Red Ross when they get angry.

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What are some funny names using the same concept as Hugh Mungus?!

Here's a couple:
Vijay Johnson aka Vijay J.
Sue Asside
Jenna Raider
Ray Quaza

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What does a cat lick?

Your bitch (aka Your dog or wife)

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You know who's a real lady killer?

David Berkowitz (aka Son of Sam)

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Asian women like riding short yellow *buses*.

AKA asian dick.

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The DUMBSQUAD ft. Fern a.k.a DefyingReaper77 (The Funny Life, SECOND)

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Super Bowl Sunday aka

Happy explaining football to your wife day.

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I had a teacher named Richard, a.k.a. Big Dick ...

... and man, was he hard!

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Riyadh_King AKA Joker's Aunt

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Am the great nigga aka Demi

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AKA

What's another word for Italian cologne?
Garlic

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What is a pirate's favorite statistic?

The Inter-Quartile Range (a.k.a. the IQRrrrrgh!)

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Why did Timmy have to take CS:1000: Intro to C++ again?

He got a D--, aka an F#.

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