Aka Jokes
30 aka jokes and hilarious aka puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about aka that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Aka Short Jokes
Short aka jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The aka humour may include short locket jokes also.
- How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go ride bikes!
(This was approved by a fellow kid with ADD, AKA me) - Celebrating good friday by honoring Jesus aka doing the same thing he did today and hanging with my Bros.
- Curtis Jackson, aka 50 cent, considering to run for office. His first campaign slogans released. Change we can believe in! The change we need!
- Endless shrimp. a.k.a sir we close at 10:30, you have to leave now Im going back in the morning and ask to continue
- Dustin Diamond aka 'Screech' arrested for bar stabbing... Will he be, '"Saved by the Bail"?
- How is Ross Geller similar to Thunderbolt Ross aka Red Hulk? They both become Red Ross when they get angry.
- What are some funny names using the same concept as Hugh Mungus?! Here's a couple:
Vijay Johnson aka Vijay J.
Sue Asside
Jenna Raider
Ray Quaza - Why did Timmy have to take CS:1000: Intro to C++ again? He got a D--, aka an F#.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ - What does Vladimir m**... when he's hungry? Moscow Pastry
Aka Russian Spies - I heard Micheal J. Fox smokes p**... for his parkinsons aka "Shake N' Bake"
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Aka One Liners
Which aka one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with aka? I can suggest the ones about named and nickname.
- What's the German word for Vaseline aka petroleum jelly? Wienerschleider
- The Bermuda Triangle A.K.A.... Clinton's Inbox
- A pop star who summons ghosts, AKA... Seancé
- Bitcoin A.K.A. flockchain
- Gynaecologist aka female private investigator
- Subway pianist with weird looking kid in a dunce cap AKA his metro-gnome
- Riyadh_King AKA Joker's Aunt
- Partial Acronyms, aka Partial A's
- You know who's a real lady killer? David Berkowitz (aka Son of Sam)
- Nah aka Sodium hydride
- What is a pirate's favorite statistic? The Inter-Quartile Range (a.k.a. the IQRrrrrgh!)
- AKA What's another word for Italian cologne?
Garlic - The DUMBSQUAD ft. Fern a.k.a DefyingReaper77 (The Funny Life, SECOND)
- Super Bowl Sunday aka Happy explaining football to your wife day.
- Donald Glover a.k.a. Childish Gambino a.k.a. Don Glover a.k.a. d**... Lover... Lol
Giggle-Inducing Aka Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What funny jokes about aka you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean notorious jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make aka pranks.
A priest dies and goes to the gates of Heaven
The priest approaches the bouncer aka St. Peter.
After perusing the list, Peter can't find the priest's name, and tells him to go downstairs to the waiting room until further notice.
Meanwhile, a taxi driver who died at the same time approached the gates.
St. Peter welcomes him with open arms and lets him straight into Heaven.
The priest is dumbfounded. I've preached to thousands of people throughout my life! I've baptized children and converted many to the church! I've lived a holy life!
St. Peter shakes his head and responds:
When you preached, people slept...
When he drove, people prayed.
I need your hilarious minds.
Help me come up with a funny thing to dress up as for a party that's themed be my date on this date . AKA, dress up as a day of the year or holiday. Fave idea so far is going as a box for boxing day.
A woman was seated next to President Coolidge (aka silent Cal ) at a dinner party.
I bet my friend that I would be able to get more than two words out of you tonight, she said.
You lose, he replied.