Ak47 Jokes

Following is our collection of beer humor and bar one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Ak47 puns for adults, dirty girl jokes or clean sir gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Ak47

What is the common ground between an Ak-47 and bubblegum?

When you pull it out in class everybody wants to be your friend.

"What's that in the bag?" "An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos."

"You can't bring that into the movie."

A Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl......

A Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'

The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'

The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says:

'In America we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'

A man walks into a Movie Theater with a bag

-"What's that in the bag"
--"An AK-47"
-"No, the thing next to it"
--"A bag of Cheetos"
-"Sorry, you can't take that to the Theatre"

A bride brought an AK-47 to her wedding, hoping no one would realize that she was dangerous.

She was a veiled threat.


What is brown, weighs 3 oz, sits in a tree and is extremely deadly?

A sparrow with an AK-47

First joke I ever heard

"You know what is dangerous, lives in trees, can fly and is very lethal?

I have no idea

"A pigeon with an ak-47"

What do you get when you cross a forest with an AK-47?

A lifetime ban from Yosemite.

Back in the days of the USSR, the optimists studied english, the pessimists - russian.

Tha realists - AK-47...

What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

I was playing RUST and I found an AK-47 before I could found food

I felt like a child in Congo


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