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Funniest Ak47 Short Jokes

Short ak47 jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ak47 humour may include short huge jokes also.

  1. What is the common ground between an Ak-47 and bubblegum? When you pull it out in class everybody wants to be your friend.
  2. "What's that in the bag?" "An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."
  3. If I ever tell you bless you... you better say "thank you" and not "why are you in my closet with an AK-47?"
  4. A man walks into a Movie Theater with a bag -"What's that in the bag"
    --"An AK-47"
    -"No, the thing next to it"
    --"A bag of Cheetos"
    -"Sorry, you can't take that to the Theatre"
  5. A bride brought an AK-47 to her wedding, hoping no one would realize that she was dangerous. She was a veiled threat.
  6. What is brown, weighs 3 oz, sits in a tree and is extremely deadly? A sparrow with an AK-47
  7. I was playing RUST and I found an AK-47 before I could found food I felt like a child in Congo
  8. First joke I ever heard "You know what is dangerous, lives in trees, can fly and is very lethal?
    I have no idea
    "A pigeon with an ak-47"
  9. Theater staff: What's in your hand? Me: An AK-47 and some hand grenades.
    TS: No, the other one.
    Me: oh it's just a bag of potato chips lol
    TS: you ain't takin' the bag of chips inside.
  10. Back in the days of the USSR, the optimists studied english, the pessimists - russian. Tha realists - AK-47...

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Ak47 One Liners

Which ak47 one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ak47? I can suggest the ones about spider and terrorist.

  1. What do you get when you cross a forest with an AK-47? A lifetime ban from Yosemite.
  2. If you were a gun... You would be an AK47 chromosomes
  3. A frenchman is selling a brand-new AK-47... "never fired, only dropped once."
  4. What do you call a t**... holding an AK47 to your head? Sir.

Ak47 joke, What do you call a t**... holding an AK47 to your head?

Comical & Quirky Ak47 Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about ak47 you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean turban jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ak47 pranks.

Jesus's favorite gun

My uncle is a member of the NRA. He came over for the Christmas dinner wearing a shirt with Jesus on it. I noticed his shirt and complimented it.
He then took his jacket off and showed me the back. On it, Jesus was holding a PK in one hand and an AK-47 on the other. Above it was text that reads "What would Jesus shoot?" That question was a no brainer. I answered "a nail gun."
I don't know why he got mad. Jesus was a carpenter.

A Mexican, an Arab, and a r**... girl......

A Mexican, an Arab, and a r**... girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his p**..., and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The r**... girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says:
'In America we have so many i**... aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'

What's the difference between a banjo player t**...?

Terrorists have sympathizers.
Bonus joke:
What's the difference between a banjo and an AK-47?
>!The AK only repeats thirty times.!<

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