Ajit Jokes

41 ajit jokes and hilarious ajit puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ajit that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Discover the hilarity of Ajit jokes! Fun, witty and relatable, these jokes featuring the witty and clever Ajit Mona Patel and his clever Bola Charter will have you in tears of laughter. Read on to get a dose of Ajit's unique brand of comedy.

Funniest Ajit Short Jokes

Short ajit jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ajit humour may include short pie jokes also.

  1. I don't understand all the hate for Ajit Pai. He's just doing his job. If he didn't, Verizon would probably fire him.
  2. What'd the difference between Net Neutrality and Ajit Pai? Net Neutrality would be missed if it died.
  3. Say what you will about Ajit Pai, but he helped me with one thing... Understanding the phrase "lying through your teeth".
  4. To play devil's advocate on this whole Net Neutrality thing... He's sure looking forward to meeting Ajit Pai
  5. Why can't Ajit Pai be buried at sea? There are laws against dumping human garbage in an ocean
  6. Don't hate Ajit Pai... ... he just wants to give us a sense of pride and accomplishment with our internet bill
  7. Why did Ajit Pai cross the road? Because Verizon payroll services was on the opposite side.
  8. Donald Trump, Harvey Weinstein, and Ajit Pai walks into a bar ... Later, a man walks up to the bottomless sinkhole, looks down, and asks Why's the bar so low?
  9. Ajit Pai made inquiries about how a government shutdown could affect him but Verizon assures him he'll still get paid
  10. I couldn't help but notice... On a standard keyboard, the A key is right next to the S key. The J key is right next to the H key. Ajit. I'll let you think about it.

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Ajit One Liners

Which ajit one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ajit? I can suggest the ones about neutrality and premium.

  1. Everyone should calm down about that Net Neutrality thing... You guys seem so Ajitated.
  2. Have you heard about the guy who wants to repeal net neutrality? What a piece Ajit.
  3. What is the most Un-American kind of pie? Ajit.
  4. What do you call a corrupt politician? Ajit V. Pai
  5. Ajit Pai sounds like.. Khajit, he only wants coin
  6. Why did the internet throw the pie away? Because it was Ajit Pai.
  7. How do you know Ajit Pai is lying? If his mouth is open.
  8. What did Ajit Pai have for dessert on Thanksgiving? Ashit Pie.
  9. Ajit Pai walks out of a bar.. With no drinks. He ordered a lesser known brand of vine.
  10. The FBI is now investigating Net Neutrality comments Pai Pai you piece Ajit
  11. Ajit Patel finally makes it to college...
  12. Ajit Pai made inquiries concerning how a government shutdown might affect him
  13. What do you call people who hates Ajit Pai?
  14. How did Ajit Pai cross the road?
  15. If Ajit Pai would be pastry, he would be...

Ajit joke, If Ajit Pai would be pastry, he would be...

Witty Ajit Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about ajit you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean original jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ajit pranks.

What is the difference between Ajit Pai and h**...?

h**... was doing what he thought was best for his country.

What do you call a pie that's full of h**...?

Ajit Pai

Just remember Americans, if Ajit Pai wins tomorrow...

At least he will feel pride and accomplishment.

Guys, why all the hate for Ajit Pai? He just made a mistake.

You can't blame him. Making mistakes runs in the family.

Did anyone else get charged for their dessert at Thanksgiving??

It's my fault really. I shouldn't have had a slice of the Ajit Pai.

What do you call a g**... dessert?

Ajit Pai

Ajit Pai can't be the most hated person on the internet.....

if there is no internet **taps head**

Ajit joke, The FBI is now investigating Net Neutrality comments