ajit Jokes

funny jokes and hilarious ajit puns

Ajit Pai.

That's it. That's the whole fucking joke.

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What is the difference between Ajit Pai and Hitler?

Hitler was doing what he thought was best for his country.

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What's the difference between a poorly baked pastry dish and a cash-grabbing prick?

One's a shit pie and the other's Ajit Pai.

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I don't understand all the hate for Ajit Pai. He's just doing his job.

If he didn't, Verizon would probably fire him.

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Ajit Pai, EA's CEO, and Apple's tax lawyer are sitting around in hell

No joke here, just predicting the future.

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Have you heard about the guy who wants to repeal net neutrality?

What a piece Ajit.

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Someone needs to accuse Ajit Pai of sexual harassment

I mean, he's fucking the entire country up the ass

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What's the difference between Ajit Pai and a Rapist?

Nothing. They both fuck you harder the more you say No!

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What'd the difference between Net Neutrality and Ajit Pai?

Net Neutrality would be missed if it died.

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What do you call a pie that's full of horseshit?

Ajit Pai

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What's the difference between a cake and a corrupt politician?

One is a shit pie and one is ajit pai.

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What do you get when you mix in a piece of shit to your favorite pie?

Ajit Pai

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Say what you will about Ajit Pai, but he helped me with one thing...

Understanding the phrase "lying through your teeth".

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To play devil's advocate on this whole Net Neutrality thing...

He's sure looking forward to meeting Ajit Pai

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What's the difference between Ajit Pai and Hitler?

Hitler loved his country.

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Would would win in a death match between Donald Trump, Ajit Pai, and Mitch McConnell?

America

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What is the most Un-American kind of pie?

Ajit.

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Why can't Ajit Pai be buried at sea?

There are laws against dumping human garbage in an ocean

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Don't hate Ajit Pai...

... he just wants to give us a sense of pride and accomplishment with our internet bill

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What do you call a corrupt politician?

Ajit V. Pai

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Ajit Pai sounds like..

Khajit, he only wants coin

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Why did Ajit Pai cross the road?

Because Verizon payroll services was on the opposite side.

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Why did the internet throw the pie away?

Because it was Ajit Pai.

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I think it's funny how Ajit Pai

Has a name that's easily mispronounced as "a shit pie".

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How do you know Ajit Pai is lying?

If his mouth is open.

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I couldn't help but notice...

On a standard keyboard, the A key is right next to the S key. The J key is right next to the H key. Ajit. I'll let you think about it.

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What do you call a gross dessert?

Ajit Pai

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Ajit Pai made inquiries about how a government shutdown could affect him

but Verizon assures him he'll still get paid

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Did anyone else get charged for their dessert at Thanksgiving??

It's my fault really. I shouldn't have had a slice of the Ajit Pai.

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Most people won't get this joke...

Not if Ajit Pai has anything to say about it.

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Guys, why all the hate for Ajit Pai? He just made a mistake.

You can't blame him. Making mistakes runs in the family.

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Just remember Americans, if Ajit Pai wins tomorrow...

At least he will feel pride and accomplishment.

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What did Ajit Pai have for dessert on Thanksgiving?

Ashit Pie.

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Biggest Internet Joke?

Ajit Pai (FCC Chairman, 2017)

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Breaking News: Ajit Pai sex scandal

He is accused of trying to fuck 323 million Americans.

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Ajit Pai can't be the most hated person on the internet.....

if there is no internet **taps head**

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What's the difference between a shit pie and Ajit Pai?

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What's Ajit Pai's Favorite Dessert?

A Shit Pie

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Ajit Pai walks out of a bar..

With no drinks. He ordered a lesser known brand of vine.

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I hear that Ajit Pai recently had an asshole transplant.

The asshole rejected him.

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Donald Trump, Harvey Weinstein, and Ajit Pai walks into a bar ...

Later, a man walks up to the bottomless sinkhole, looks down, and asks Why's the bar so low?

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What's the difference between Ajit Pai and Net Neutrality?

Net Neutrality will be missed.

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Ajit Pai gets a lot of hate but he's not all bad...

In fact, I can honestly say that the scene with Ajit Pai in The Help was my favourite bit of the whole movie.

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Ajit Pai was told he would never have sex

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Ajit Pai was told he would be a virgin for life

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What is the difference between Ajit Pai and Hitler ?

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If I had a $ for every complaint I've seen this week Ajit Pai...

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I found out what Ajit Pai's real name is....

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Why did Ajit Pai cross the road.

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Isn't it ironic when you say Ajit out loud

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If I had a $ for every joke I've seen this week about Ajit Pai...

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Damn girl, are you Ajit Pai?

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If I had a $ for every complaint I've seen this week about Ajit Pai...

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Damn girl are you Ajit Pai?

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What's the difference between Ajit Pai and my uncle?

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Ajit Pai, an american and a french are in a boat

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Ajit Pai has resigned from the FCC to take a new role with a better monthly salary and a better corporate fit.

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If I had a $ for every complaint I have seen this week about Ajit Pai...

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Why does Ajit Pai bring Harvey Weinstein to parties?

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Ajit Pai was told he would never had sex

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I know what Ajit Pai is trying to do!!

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If Ajit Pai would be pastry, he would be...

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How did Ajit Pai cross the road?

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What do you call people who hates Ajit Pai?

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Ajit Pai, Logan Paul, and Donald Trump all died in a plane crash. It was such a waste.

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Ajit Pai made inquiries concerning how a government shutdown might affect him

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Ajit Patel finally makes it to college...

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Trump and Ajit Pai are the two most retarded ducks on this planet

When you have autocorrect enabled.

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Why did Ajit lose 3/4ths of his weight when he took laxatives?

He was full of shit

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Net Neutrality Joke #829

Ajit Pai is so bad amirite?

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Ajit Pai

That's the joke

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Cyber Monday is Ajit Pai's favorite day of the year

He loves to fuck people online

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The FBI is now investigating Net Neutrality comments

Pai Pai you piece Ajit

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What do you call Ajit Pai when he stands up?

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What's difference between hemorrhoids and Ajit Pai?

Hemorrhoids have cure.

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What Ajit Pai and his Allergist wife have in common?

They all make livings on non-neutral systems.

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It Ajit-tates me that he wants us all to Pai more for our internet.

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Ajit Pai's first-threesome...

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What is the difference between Ajit Pai and a bucket of shit ?

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Someone needs to accuse Ajit Pai of sexual harassment

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I'm the FCC chairman and the man hoping to abolish net neutrality. I am Ajit Pai, AMA

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What does Ajit Pai and A Sh*t Pie have in common?

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Ajit Pai is travelling on a plane

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What's the difference between Ajit Pai and the Grinch?

The Grinch knew he was doing something wrong.

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If you could choose between getting a billion dollars or killing Ajit Pai..

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What do you call a pile of horse shit converted into a tasty pastry?

Ajit Pai

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When it comes to Ajit Pai

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"If I can't get a online date, no one can."

— Ajit Pai

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The FCC just killed Net Neutrality

Ajit could have at least bought me dinner before he fucked me.

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This here's the story of Ajit Pai...

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Donald Trump, Ajit Pai, and Verizon walk into a bar...

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Why is everybody making fun of Mr. Ajit Pai?

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Go to ajitpai.com and saw "Bandwidth Limit Exceeded"

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Trump, Ajit, and Moore walk up to the Salty Spitoon.

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Ajit Pai's new video

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What's the difference between Ajit Pai and a bucket full of shit?

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What did the FCC Chairman say when net neutrality is reinstated?

Ajit

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Ajit is such a Pai-n in the ass

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What do you call Ajit Pai's manhood?

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Did you hear about how Ajit Pai changed his name after repealing Net Neutrality?

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What is Ajit Pai's favorite type of porn?

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Ajit Pai is shopping in a grocery store...

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Ajit Pai is so heartless

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I see that every joke about Ajit Pai is an instant hit. So, here goes mine...

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Ajit Pai is the kind of Indian you don't call to fix your computer.

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If anyone ever kidnapped Ajit Pai, they'd be lucky enough to say...

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Every time Ajit Pai laughs

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Something something Ajit Pai something something upvotes please

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I keep hearing people say Ajit Pai is the most hated person on the internet.

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What's the difference between Ajit Pai and EA?

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What did the doctor say to the people in the room when Ajit Pai's mom was giving birth?

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When Ajit Pai was a kid, his parents always let him walk alone to wherever he wants to go.

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What's orange and red and looks good on Ajit Patel?

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What's orange and red and looks good on Ajit Pai?

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9 out of 10 dentists who have cleaned Ajit Pai's teeth recommend....

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What are the best Ajit puns and pranks?

Did you ever wanted to prank someone about Ajit? Well, here are the best jokes about Ajit to have fun with.

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