ajit Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious ajit puns

What is the difference between Ajit Pai and Hitler?

Hitler was doing what he thought was best for his country.

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What's the difference between a poorly baked pastry dish and a cash-grabbing prick?

One's a shit pie and the other's Ajit Pai.

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I don't understand all the hate for Ajit Pai. He's just doing his job.

If he didn't, Verizon would probably fire him.

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Ajit Pai, EA's CEO, and Apple's tax lawyer are sitting around in hell

No joke here, just predicting the future.

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Have you heard about the guy who wants to repeal net neutrality?

What a piece Ajit.

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Someone needs to accuse Ajit Pai of sexual harassment

I mean, he's fucking the entire country up the ass

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What's the difference between Ajit Pai and a Rapist?

Nothing. They both fuck you harder the more you say No!

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What'd the difference between Net Neutrality and Ajit Pai?

Net Neutrality would be missed if it died.

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What do you call a pie that's full of horseshit?

Ajit Pai

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What's the difference between a cake and a corrupt politician?

One is a shit pie and one is ajit pai.

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What do you get when you mix in a piece of shit to your favorite pie?

Ajit Pai

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Say what you will about Ajit Pai, but he helped me with one thing...

Understanding the phrase "lying through your teeth".

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To play devil's advocate on this whole Net Neutrality thing...

He's sure looking forward to meeting Ajit Pai

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What is the most Un-American kind of pie?

Ajit.

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Why can't Ajit Pai be buried at sea?

There are laws against dumping human garbage in an ocean

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Don't hate Ajit Pai...

... he just wants to give us a sense of pride and accomplishment with our internet bill

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What do you call a corrupt politician?

Ajit V. Pai

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Ajit Pai sounds like..

Khajit, he only wants coin

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Why did Ajit Pai cross the road?

Because Verizon payroll services was on the opposite side.

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Why did the internet throw the pie away?

Because it was Ajit Pai.

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I think it's funny how Ajit Pai

Has a name that's easily mispronounced as "a shit pie".

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Did anyone else get charged for their dessert at Thanksgiving??

It's my fault really. I shouldn't have had a slice of the Ajit Pai.

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How do you know Ajit Pai is lying?

If his mouth is open.

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Guys, why all the hate for Ajit Pai? He just made a mistake.

You can't blame him. Making mistakes runs in the family.

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What did Ajit Pai have for dessert on Thanksgiving?

Ashit Pie.

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Just remember Americans, if Ajit Pai wins tomorrow...

At least he will feel pride and accomplishment.

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What do you call a gross dessert?

Ajit Pai

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Ajit Pai made inquiries about how a government shutdown could affect him

but Verizon assures him he'll still get paid

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I couldn't help but notice...

On a standard keyboard, the A key is right next to the S key. The J key is right next to the H key. Ajit. I'll let you think about it.

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Breaking News: Ajit Pai sex scandal

He is accused of trying to fuck 323 million Americans.

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Ajit Pai can't be the most hated person on the internet.....

if there is no internet **taps head**

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What's Ajit Pai's Favorite Dessert?

A Shit Pie

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Donald Trump, Harvey Weinstein, and Ajit Pai walks into a bar ...

Later, a man walks up to the bottomless sinkhole, looks down, and asks Why's the bar so low?

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Ajit Pai walks out of a bar..

With no drinks. He ordered a lesser known brand of vine.

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I hear that Ajit Pai recently had an asshole transplant.

The asshole rejected him.

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