Ajit Jokes

Following is our collection of charter humor and wiki one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Ajit puns for adults, dirty pie jokes or clean literal gags for kids.

There is an abundance of pai jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 26 funniest jokes on ajit. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any neutrality witze you can hear about ajit.

The Best jokes about Ajit

What is the difference between Ajit Pai and Hitler?

Hitler was doing what he thought was best for his country.

I don't understand all the hate for Ajit Pai. He's just doing his job.

If he didn't, Verizon would probably fire him.

Have you heard about the guy who wants to repeal net neutrality?

What a piece Ajit.

What'd the difference between Net Neutrality and Ajit Pai?

Net Neutrality would be missed if it died.

What do you call a pie that's full of horseshit?

Ajit Pai

Say what you will about Ajit Pai, but he helped me with one thing...

Understanding the phrase "lying through your teeth".

To play devil's advocate on this whole Net Neutrality thing...

He's sure looking forward to meeting Ajit Pai

What is the most Un-American kind of pie?


Why can't Ajit Pai be buried at sea?

There are laws against dumping human garbage in an ocean

Don't hate Ajit Pai...

... he just wants to give us a sense of pride and accomplishment with our internet bill

What do you call a corrupt politician?

Ajit V. Pai

Ajit Pai sounds like..

Khajit, he only wants coin

Why did Ajit Pai cross the road?

Because Verizon payroll services was on the opposite side.

Why did the internet throw the pie away?

Because it was Ajit Pai.

What do you call a gross dessert?

Ajit Pai

How do you know Ajit Pai is lying?

If his mouth is open.

Guys, why all the hate for Ajit Pai? He just made a mistake.

You can't blame him. Making mistakes runs in the family.

Did anyone else get charged for their dessert at Thanksgiving??

It's my fault really. I shouldn't have had a slice of the Ajit Pai.

I couldn't help but notice...

On a standard keyboard, the A key is right next to the S key. The J key is right next to the H key. Ajit. I'll let you think about it.

What did Ajit Pai have for dessert on Thanksgiving?

Ashit Pie.

Ajit Pai made inquiries about how a government shutdown could affect him

but Verizon assures him he'll still get paid

Just remember Americans, if Ajit Pai wins tomorrow...

At least he will feel pride and accomplishment.

Ajit Pai can't be the most hated person on the internet.....

if there is no internet **taps head**

Donald Trump, Harvey Weinstein, and Ajit Pai walks into a bar ...

Later, a man walks up to the bottomless sinkhole, looks down, and asks Why's the bar so low?

Ajit Pai walks out of a bar..

With no drinks. He ordered a lesser known brand of vine.

The FBI is now investigating Net Neutrality comments

Pai Pai you piece Ajit

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