Ajit Jokes

Funniest Ajit Short Jokes

Short ajit jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ajit humour may include short pie jokes also.

1. I don't understand all the hate for Ajit Pai. He's just doing his job. If he didn't, Verizon would probably fire him.
2. What'd the difference between Net Neutrality and Ajit Pai? Net Neutrality would be missed if it died.
3. Say what you will about Ajit Pai, but he helped me with one thing... Understanding the phrase "lying through your teeth".
4. To play devil's advocate on this whole Net Neutrality thing... He's sure looking forward to meeting Ajit Pai
5. Why can't Ajit Pai be buried at sea? There are laws against dumping human garbage in an ocean
6. Don't hate Ajit Pai... ... he just wants to give us a sense of pride and accomplishment with our internet bill
7. Why did Ajit Pai cross the road? Because Verizon payroll services was on the opposite side.
8. Donald Trump, Harvey Weinstein, and Ajit Pai walks into a bar ... Later, a man walks up to the bottomless sinkhole, looks down, and asks Why's the bar so low?
9. Ajit Pai made inquiries about how a government shutdown could affect him but Verizon assures him he'll still get paid
10. I couldn't help but notice... On a standard keyboard, the A key is right next to the S key. The J key is right next to the H key. Ajit. I'll let you think about it.

Share These Ajit Jokes With Friends

Ajit One Liners

Which ajit one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ajit? I can suggest the ones about neutrality and premium.

1. Everyone should calm down about that Net Neutrality thing... You guys seem so Ajitated.
2. What is the most Un-American kind of pie? Ajit.
3. What do you call a corrupt politician? Ajit V. Pai
4. Ajit Pai sounds like.. Khajit, he only wants coin
5. Why did the internet throw the pie away? Because it was Ajit Pai.
6. How do you know Ajit Pai is lying? If his mouth is open.
7. What did Ajit Pai have for dessert on Thanksgiving? Ashit Pie.
8. Ajit Pai walks out of a bar.. With no drinks. He ordered a lesser known brand of vine.
9. Ajit Patel finally makes it to college...
10. What do you call people who hates Ajit Pai?
11. If Ajit Pai would be pastry, he would be...
12. I know what Ajit Pai is trying to do!!
13. Why does Ajit Pai bring Harvey Weinstein to parties?
14. What do you call Ajit Pai when he stands up?
15. Ajit Pai, an american and a french are in a boat

Witty Ajit Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about ajit you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean original jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ajit pranks.