Uproarious Ajar Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?
Because the door was ajar!
I tried to catch a bunch of fireflies last night but they escaped the container
It was ajar
Why did Peanut butter not open the door for the Jelly?...
Because it was already ajar.
(Sorry, I'm a dad.)
When is a door not a door?
When it is ajar.
Edit (back story): the origin of this joke came from a road trip back when I was in highschool (about 17 years ago). My buddy left the car door open and the dash displayed "the door is ajar". He thought it was funny, since we're use to seeing the "door open" icon and wouldn't stop telling the joke.
Not surprised it's been heard / told before but just happen to never hear it from any other source.
How to drive your wife wild in the bedroom.
Leave all of the dresser drawers slightly ajar with a little piece of clothing sticking out.
When is a door not a door?
When it is ajar.......::
When is a door not a door?
When its ajar
When is a car not a car?
When it turns into a driveway.
Credit to my boss but I'm sure he stole them too.
When is a door not a door?
When it's ajar.
This is one of late my uncle's, 9 times out of 10 I think of him when I see the light on the dashboard
What do you call a jar that's slightly open?
ajar
The priest wants to check how the freshly married couple is doing
Approaching their door, he not only finds it unlocked, but slightly ajar, too.
Worrying for their wellbeing , he says his prayers and enters.
As he walks into the living room he finds the husband, lying on the hearthrug, n**..., his back facing the clergyman.
'Are you back my angel?', the n**... asks.
The priest coughs awkwardly and says:'No, but I work for the same guy'
A father and his son are preparing to go out for a drive
They get in the car, but the father leaves his door open. After a couple seconds of sitting expectantly, the son asks, "Dad, why is your door ajar?"
"It's not," replies the dad. "It's still a door."
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I left my house and noticed the door wouldn't close because it kept hitting a container of strawberry jam
Guess you could say the door was held ajar
There's this guy with OCD who likes to collect containers.
Unfortunately for him, they're always ajar.
Why we cremate people:
Some people get creamted because when you die, your family is gonna want to put you in a casket for the f**.... And if they can't decide whether to choose open or closed, they compromise... and put you in ajar.
How to transform a tin can into a glass container.
Leave it ajar.
Me: Why is this closet door always open? Wife: Not sure, it's been ajar for a while now.
Me: No, I'm pretty sure it's been a door the whole time.
HAHAHA! I'm a dad and I'll be here all week.
For my father who instilled in me the joy of a good joke--or better, a bad joke: When is a door not a door?
When it is ajar.
You spend your whole life thinking your fridge is a fridge...
...and one day you walk in to the kitchen and your fridge is ajar!
What do you call an open jar?
Ajar.
Did you hear that Ball Corporation got into the housing industry? Trouble is, their doors won't stay shut.
Must be because they're ajar.
