Because the door was ajar!
When it is ajar.
Edit (back story): the origin of this joke came from a road trip back when I was in highschool (about 17 years ago). My buddy left the car door open and the dash displayed "the door is ajar". He thought it was funny, since we're use to seeing the "door open" icon and wouldn't stop telling the joke.
Not surprised it's been heard / told before but just happen to never hear it from any other source.
A husband and wife and their two sons are watching TV. She looks at her husband and winks at him, he gets the message and says, "Excuse us for a few minutes boys, we're going up to our room for a little while."
Pretty soon one of the boys becomes curious, goes upstairs and sees the door to his parents bedroom is ajar. He peeks in for a few minutes, trots downstairs, gets his little brother and takes him up to peek into the bedroom.
"Before you look in there," he says, "keep in mind this is the same woman who smacked our asses just for sucking our thumbs."
Leave all of the dresser drawers slightly ajar with a little piece of clothing sticking out.
And wanders past his parents' bedroom. The door is ajar and he hears strange noises within. He opens the door and sees the parents having sex. Dad, what are you doing? he cries. The dad, not knowing how to react starts laughing nervously and says oh just playing a funny game son... hide the sausage. He chuckles again and since the son leaves, all seems well.
The next night, the dad wakes up and wanders past his son's bedroom. The door is ajar and he hears strange noises within. He opens the door and sees the son having sex with his grandma. Horrified, the dad cries out son, what are you doing?!
Ha, says the son Not so funny when it's your mom, is it?
He started turning my tables to jars, chairs to jars, plates to jars and everything to jars.
What really pissed me off was when he left the door ajar.
When its ajar
When is a car not a car?
When it turns into a driveway.
Credit to my boss but I'm sure he stole them too.
They get in the car, but the father leaves his door open. After a couple seconds of sitting expectantly, the son asks, "Dad, why is your door ajar?"
"It's not," replies the dad. "It's still a door."
Approaching their door, he not only finds it unlocked, but slightly ajar, too.
Worrying for their wellbeing , he says his prayers and enters.
As he walks into the living room he finds the husband, lying on the hearthrug, naked, his back facing the clergyman.
'Are you back my angel?', the nude asks.
The priest coughs awkwardly and says:'No, but I work for the same guy'
Some people get creamted because when you die, your family is gonna want to put you in a casket for the funeral. And if they can't decide whether to choose open or closed, they compromise... and put you in ajar.
Leave it ajar.
When it is ajar.
Me: No, I'm pretty sure it's been a door the whole time.
HAHAHA! I'm a dad and I'll be here all week.
Ajar.
...and one day you walk in to the kitchen and your fridge is ajar!
Must be because they're ajar.
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