Ajar Jokes

Following is our collection of doorway humor and open one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Ajar puns for adults, dirty fridge jokes or clean unopened gags for kids.

There is an abundance of ope jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 17 funniest jokes on ajar. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any inside witze you can hear about ajar.

The Best jokes about Ajar

Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

I tried to catch a bunch of fireflies last night but they escaped the container

It was ajar

When is a door not a door?

When it is ajar.


Edit (back story): the origin of this joke came from a road trip back when I was in highschool (about 17 years ago). My buddy left the car door open and the dash displayed "the door is ajar". He thought it was funny, since we're use to seeing the "door open" icon and wouldn't stop telling the joke.

Not surprised it's been heard / told before but just happen to never hear it from any other source.

How to drive your wife wild in the bedroom.

Leave all of the dresser drawers slightly ajar with a little piece of clothing sticking out.

A young boy wakes up in the middle of the night...

And wanders past his parents' bedroom. The door is ajar and he hears strange noises within. He opens the door and sees the parents having sex. Dad, what are you doing? he cries. The dad, not knowing how to react starts laughing nervously and says oh just playing a funny game son... hide the sausage. He chuckles again and since the son leaves, all seems well.

The next night, the dad wakes up and wanders past his son's bedroom. The door is ajar and he hears strange noises within. He opens the door and sees the son having sex with his grandma. Horrified, the dad cries out son, what are you doing?!

Ha, says the son Not so funny when it's your mom, is it?


When is a door not a door?

When its ajar


When is a car not a car?
When it turns into a driveway.

Credit to my boss but I'm sure he stole them too.

What do you call a jar that's slightly open?

ajar

A father and his son are preparing to go out for a drive

They get in the car, but the father leaves his door open. After a couple seconds of sitting expectantly, the son asks, "Dad, why is your door ajar?"

"It's not," replies the dad. "It's still a door."

There's this guy with OCD who likes to collect containers.

Unfortunately for him, they're always ajar.

The priest wants to check how the freshly married couple is doing

Approaching their door, he not only finds it unlocked, but slightly ajar, too.

Worrying for their wellbeing , he says his prayers and enters.

As he walks into the living room he finds the husband, lying on the hearthrug, naked, his back facing the clergyman.

'Are you back my angel?', the nude asks.

The priest coughs awkwardly and says:'No, but I work for the same guy'

Why we cremate people:

Some people get creamted because when you die, your family is gonna want to put you in a casket for the funeral. And if they can't decide whether to choose open or closed, they compromise... and put you in ajar.


How to transform a tin can into a glass container.

Leave it ajar.

For my father who instilled in me the joy of a good joke--or better, a bad joke: When is a door not a door?

When it is ajar.

Me: Why is this closet door always open? Wife: Not sure, it's been ajar for a while now.

Me: No, I'm pretty sure it's been a door the whole time.

HAHAHA! I'm a dad and I'll be here all week.

You spend your whole life thinking your fridge is a fridge...

...and one day you walk in to the kitchen and your fridge is ajar!

What do you call an open jar?

Ajar.

Did you hear that Ball Corporation got into the housing industry? Trouble is, their doors won't stay shut.

Must be because they're ajar.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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