The Best 9 Airways Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Airways jokes. There are some airways airbus jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these airways boeing puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Airways Jokes and Puns

British Airways. Breakfast in London. Dinner in New York.

Luggage in Tokyo.

Tried to sue British Airways because they lost my luggage.

Turns out I didn't have a case.

A guy called British Airways before his flight from London to Paris: Hi, I have a question. Can I fly to France using my drivers license?

No , said the woman. You need a plane

Taliban Airways

We make sure your flight is a blast.

I can afford to hire a private jet but I prefer to fly British Airways.

It keeps me grounded.

The Pope is flying to Ireland tomorrow for a papal visit.

Do you think he will use virgin airways?
Like the clergy?

How does an english airplane breathe?

Through its british airways, of course

Do you ever wonder what happens to your luggage once you checked it in?

So does British Airways.

160 Destinations, Over 90 Countries Worldwide.

Could be in any one of them.

Why did Jesus refuse to fly British Airways?

Because they had a pompous pilot.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the airways airliner puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working airways aircraft piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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