Charming Humor Airways Jokes with Loads of Fun
British Airways. Breakfast in London. Dinner in New York.
Luggage in Tokyo.
Tried to sue British Airways because they lost my luggage.
Turns out I didn't have a case.
A little boy sitting in an aeroplane looks out of the window and asks his mother...
"If big ducks have small ducklings and big cats have small kitties, why don't big planes have small planes?"
The exasperated mother tells her son to ask this question to an airhostess.
The boy calls for an airhostess and asks, "If big ducks have small ducklings and big cats have small kitties, why don't big planes have small planes?"
She smiles and says, "Tell your mother that the British Airways always pulls out on time."
A guy called British Airways before his flight from London to Paris: Hi, I have a question. Can I fly to France using my drivers license?
No , said the woman. You need a plane
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We make sure your flight is a blast.
I can afford to hire a private jet but I prefer to fly British Airways.
It keeps me grounded.
The Pope is flying to Ireland tomorrow for a papal visit.
Do you think he will use v**... airways?
Like the clergy?
How does an english airplane breathe?
Through its british airways, of course
Do you ever wonder what happens to your luggage once you checked it in?
So does British Airways.
160 Destinations, Over 90 Countries Worldwide.
Could be in any one of them.
Why did Jesus refuse to fly British Airways?
Because they had a pompous pilot.
