The Best 4 Airtight Jokes

Following is our collection of Airtight jokes which are very funny. There are some airtight secure jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these airtight bag puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Airtight Jokes and Puns

A man has an airtight bag of money

He leaves it and comes back 10 years later. It is full of air. The son goes, "the rate of inflation has just skyrocketed the past few years"

I work for a company who specialises in vacuum packed marine mammals.

We're famous for our airtight seal.

You can never find loopholes in contracts with spacecrafts.

They're always airtight.

Nobody likes spoiled children

So be sure to use an airtight container to keep them fresh for dessert.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the airtight freezer jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working airtight tight piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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