Airtight Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Airtight jokes. Read airtight secure jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these airtight bag puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Howlingly Hilarious Airtight Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

A man has an airtight bag of money

He leaves it and comes back 10 years later. It is full of air. The son goes, "the rate of inflation has just skyrocketed the past few years"

You can never find loopholes in contracts with spacecrafts.

They're always airtight.

I work for a company who specialises in vacuum packed marine mammals.

We're famous for our airtight seal.

Nobody likes spoiled children

So be sure to use an airtight container to keep them fresh for dessert.

Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the airtight freezer puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.

We suggest you to use only working airtight tight piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.

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