Airspace Jokes

Following is our collection of midair humor and airways one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Airspace puns for adults, dirty sie jokes or clean turkish gags for kids.

There is an abundance of airforce jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 3 funniest jokes on airspace. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any wwii witze you can hear about airspace.

The Best jokes about Airspace

From Memphis Belle

A British fighter pilot was shot down over German occupied airspace and was captured by the Nazis on the ground. He was beaten up pretty bad in the dogfight and parachute landing, and they had to amputate his leg, so he begged them "Please, if you have to take my leg, can you drop it over my base the next time you send a bombing mission?"

The Nazis figured there was no harm in it and the leg was dropped in the next raid.

A week later, his other leg succumbed to his injuries and had to be amputated, and again, he asked his captors to drop in over the base on the next raid, and again they obliged.

The next week his arm succumbed to injuries and it was amputated. Again, he asked the German guards to have it dropped over his base on the next raid. The German barked at him "Nein!"

The pilot asked, "Why not? You've done it before!"

"We think you are trying to escape!"

Why did the rookie technician allow a German zeppelin to fly over Allied airspace?

It was just a blimp on the radar.

Love knows no boundaries

Thats why Israel shot it down when it entered their airspace

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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