Airports Jokes

Following is our collection of passengers humor and terrorists one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Airports puns for adults, dirty terminal jokes or clean areas gags for kids.

There is an abundance of helicopters jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 8 funniest jokes on airports. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any heathrow witze you can hear about airports.

The Best jokes about Airports

If God had wanted us to fly...

... the airports would be closer to the cities

I prefer to do my stand up comedy in airports

As long as TSA and Homeland Security do their job, there's no way I'd bomb

Comcast opens an airline.

The airplane only goes full speed to certain, partner airports and if the airplane flies further than expected, you're charged per mile.

Did you hear about the airports that got coronavirus?

Sadly it was terminal

During the lockdown, they changed the names of the flight areas in airports to waystations

They thought 'terminal' was a bit off putting


I'm going to plan my wedding like airports plan flights

I'll over book the venue. The last to arrive will be given a voucher to my second wedding.

Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

Three days after the 9/11 attacks a Russian passenger comes under the rubble...

Shaking the dirt and the dust from his suit he mumbles:"Americans and their stupid airports..."

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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