Airport Delay Jokes

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Why did Ahmed Mohamed get delayed at the airport?

he was on a watch list...

We must follow our policy. . .

I was at the airport the other day to pick someone up but their flight was delayed so I wandered around a bit. I noticed a big scene at one of the airline check ins. there was this agitated vulture holding a couple of dead possums arguing loudly with a whole group of ticket agents. I kinda felt bad for the guy but the airline did have a one carrion policy.

So Darwin comes across a sad penguin in an airport....

He goes up to the penguin and asks, "Why so angry, you cute little fella?"
The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

So i was in the queue at the airport and the lady at check-in said "There is a four hour delay" I asked "Why's that?" "The pilot heard a funny noise from the engine..

And it will take us four hours to find a pilot who can't hear it" she said...

I encountered some paranormal activity at the local airport.

My plane wasn't delayed.

A man is on a taxi to the airport.

"Please hurry i need to get to there as soon as i can." he said to the driver.
"Easy, sir. Why are you so hurry?" reply the driver.
"Im gonna late for the flight, now drive faster please." the man said.
"What flight are you on then?" the driver keep asking.
"The flight 696 now please shut up and drive" the man reply in angry.
"Then worry not, sir. I was at the airport 30mins ago and heard that the flight 696 will be delayed until further notice" the driver said.
"Yes because im the pilot of that flight" the man reply.

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