The Best 35 Airplane Mode Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Airplane Mode jokes. There are some airplane mode jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these airplane mode puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Airplane Mode Jokes and Puns

"You have a reminder set for 5pm today," my phone said.

"A reminder? What is it?" I asked.

"It's a notification to ensure you don't forget something, but that's not important right now," the phone replied.

Then I remembered I'd left it in Airplane mode.

The sky was looking ominous so I asked Siri, Surely, it's not going to rain today?

And she replied, Yes it is, and don't call me Shirley.

That was when I realized I'd left my phone on Airplane mode.

Just asked Siri.

"Surely it's not going to rain today?"

She said "it will, and don't call me Shirley"

...Forgot to take my phone off Airplane mode.

My phone fell from the 20th floor,

good thing it was in airplane mode.

How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone?

Put it into airplane mode.


I asked Siri " surely it isn't going to rain tomorrow"

and he replied " yes it is, and don't call me Shirley"...turns out I left airplane mode on

Siri kept on calling me Shirley today

I was beginning to get annoyed about it but then I realised I'd left my phone in Airplane mode.

I asked Siri a question and she said, Don't call me Shirley.

I must have left the phone in Airplane mode.

This morning, Siri said, Don't call me Shirley.

I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.

Just asked Siri 'surely the weather is not going to be this miserable again tomorrow?'

Siri replied, 'yes it will be and don't call me Shirley'

Forgot to take my phone off Airplane mode

I just picked up the Germanwings iPhone app...

When I switched on airplane mode, it locked me out of the phone and then crashed.

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A Malaysian man buys a new phone...

He puts it on airplane mode. Now he cant seem to find it anywhere.

Asked my iPhone, Surely I don't need an umbrella today? . Siri replied Yes, and don't call me Shirley .

Turns out I left Airplane mode on.

i threw my phone from the roof, and it broke...

i guess airplane mode isn't working

So Siri tells me there's a blizzard on the way, to which I say

Surely you can't be serious and she replies I am serious and don't call me Shirley

I must have left my phone in airplane mode

I set my phone to airplane mode

I lost it two weeks ago and everyone has a different opinion on what happened to it

I just put my phone on airplane mode and threw it across the office

Worst transformer ever.

I got a new German cell phone

I put it on airplane mode. It locked me out and then crashed

I broke my phone recently.

I threw it out the window after turning on airplane mode. Worst transformer ever.


I was playing SimplePlanes on my phone

I made a nice jet, but for some reason it didn't seem to work well. But then I realized



I didn't have airplane mode on

You know how to make an Arabian phone explode?

Put it on airplane mode.

I put my phone on airplane mode.

Now I can't find it.

My phone keeps going missing

Serves me right for leaving it on airplane mode

How do you make a Muslim's phone explode?

Set it to airplane mode.

I bought a german mobile phone yesterday.

I turned it on airplane mode and it locked me out then crashed

I put my phone on airplane mode.

I threw it and it didn't fly...

*My iPhone on Airplane mode*

Me: Siri, surely it must rain today

Siri: It won't and don't call me Shirley

I just threw my phone…

I found out later that's not the correct way to put it into airplane mode

I put my phone on airplane mode

Then it flew away.


I just found out how to put my tablet on airplane mode!

It didn't fly when I threw it out of the window though...

Even when I put my phone in airplane mode, it only flies as far as I throw it.

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So I put my phone on airplane mode...

So I put my phone on airplane mode and it crashed...

It must've been hijacked.

I put my phone on airplane mode.

Now it won't stop calling me Shirley.

So I tried airplane mode for the first time.

But when I threw my phone, it didn't fly.


I accidentally dropped my phone from the 4th floor

Luckily it did not break because it was on airplane mode.

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