Airplane Food Jokes

10 airplane food jokes and hilarious airplane food puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about airplane food that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Getting married for s**......

is like flying on an airplane for food.

When I was a child my parents would pretend food was an airplane.

They would make me wait hours to eat.

What's the deal with airplane food?

It's always so plane

Airplane food is bad.

In my experience, you need to be high to enjoy it.

What's the deal with airplane food?

I'm an adult now...

What did one Hawaiian shark say to the other?

'Oh, no—not airplane food again.

(OC) So what's the deal with airplane food?

airplane food

whats up with that?

So, uh...

How about that airplane food?

An airplane crashes on a deserted island and only 2 men and a woman survive.

The three wait and survive for a few weeks before they realize that they aren't going to be rescued. They decide to accept their fate and start enjoying life on the island. They have plenty of food, water, and other supplies that they found around the island. Naturally they start to have urges, and they decide that the guys will take turns for when the girl is in the mood.
So life is good for a few weeks until the girl becomes fatally ill. The girl dies a week later. So the two men think about what they should do now.
Man 1: "I have an idea... But I've never done it before."
Man 2: "I know what you're thinking. I'm willing to try it..."
So every night for about 3 weeks after the girl died, the men attempt the idea and each morning both men are sore and disgusted. Finally one night:
Man 1: "STOP! We can't do this anymore! It isn't right! It's not natural!"
Man 2: "Yes, I agree... We'll bury her body in the morning."

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