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My grandfather was a World War 2 Vet
In a single day during the Battle of Britain he was responsible for the destruction of 8 German aircraft killing 32 German airmen.
Easily the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe had ever had.
You can tell a lot about the different branches of the armed services by their use of the word "secure":
Order Marines to secure a building and they'll attack it.
Order soldiers to secure a building and they'll post guards around it.
Order airmen to secure a building and they'll buy it.
Order sailors to secure a building and they'll turn off the lights, lock the doors, and go out drinking.
I think the Tuskegee Airmen were incredibly brave...
...not only were they fighter pilots, they all had syphilis!
What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?
Because they're pirots!
What happened when the Tuskegee Airmen took their flight tests?
They passed with flying coloreds.