The Best 5 Airmen Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Airmen jokes. There are some airmen squadron jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these airmen warfare puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Airmen Jokes and Puns

My grandfather was a World War 2 Vet

In a single day during the Battle of Britain he was responsible for the destruction of 8 German aircraft killing 32 German airmen.

Easily the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe had ever had.

You can tell a lot about the different branches of the armed services by their use of the word "secure":

Order Marines to secure a building and they'll attack it.

Order soldiers to secure a building and they'll post guards around it.

Order airmen to secure a building and they'll buy it.

Order sailors to secure a building and they'll turn off the lights, lock the doors, and go out drinking.

I think the Tuskegee Airmen were incredibly brave...

...not only were they fighter pilots, they all had syphilis!

What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

What happened when the Tuskegee Airmen took their flight tests?

They passed with flying coloreds.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the airmen hangar jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working airmen hull piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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