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These are the 29 airliner jokes and hilarious airliner puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about airliner that are good jokes for kids and friends.

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These are our top airliner puns. Have fun with a good airliner joke in English with simple airliner humour.

  1. Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you, and be glad that you are alive? I did and apparently will not be allowed on this airline again...
  2. Malaysian Airlines and United should merge That way they can beat their passengers and no one will ever find out.
  3. UPDATE: United Airlines now offering a new addition to their inflight meals chinese takeout
  4. My seatmate on a flight was a woman. Ever the charmer, I asked, Does the airline charge you extra for sitting next to good-looking men?
    Yes, she said, but I wasn't willing to pay.
  5. BREAKING NEWS: A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case.
  6. I heard some guy tell two terrible Malaysian Airline jokes... The first one got no response and the second one was shot down in flames
  7. I showed the damaged remains of my luggage to my lawyer and said, I want to sue the airline. You don't have much of a case, he replied.
  8. Breaking News: In a press media briefing, United Airlines ceo Oscar Munoz has stated... "Since we cannot beat our competitors, we have resorted to beating our customers".
  9. A man lost his luggage so he took the airline company to court Apparently he lost his case
  10. Nerd joke A photon walks up to an airline counter to buy a ticket and the clerk asks "any baggage to check?" The photon replies "No, I'm traveling light."
Airliner joke, Nerd joke

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these airliner jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of airliner puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !




Airliner One Liners

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  1. How do you milk a sheep? Sell headphone for $549.
  2. Why are you flying with United Airlines? Beats me.
  3. Anyone need a job? I hear Malaysia Airlines is looking for people.
    ^im ^so ^sorry
  4. What do you call a plane that flies backwards? A receding airline.
  5. United Airlines will treat you like a King! Rodney King, that is.
  6. Know a guy who took an airline to court over missing luggage... ...He lost his case
  7. "I'm getting sick of eating airline food all the time." Said the Malaysian shark.
  8. What's the deal with airline food these days... nothing but knuckle sandwiches.
  9. How To Become a Millionaire: Be a billionaire and invest in an airline company.
  10. A man took an airline to court after they lost his luggage He lost his case
  11. A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.
  12. I am suing American Airlines for losing my luggage Update: I lost the case
  13. Was going to do United Airlines joke But everyone already United Airlined me to it.
  14. 4/5 doctors recommend united airlines You can't beat that!
  15. Why was 1 afraid of 4? United Airlines.

Commercial Airliner Jokes

Here is a list of funny commercial airliner jokes and even better commercial airliner puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A Commercial Airliner Crashes Into The Ground and Flys Off Again. Boeing!
  • the new United Airlines Olympics commercial is really good But they forgot the part where Ryan Lochte kicks down the cockpit door and pees all over the flight deck.
  • Delta airlines is probably chomping at the bit to get into the commercial space travel industry After all
    In space no one can hear you scream
Airliner joke, Delta airlines is probably chomping at the bit to get into the commercial space travel industry

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Being on a United Airlines flight is like smoking w**....

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Airliner joke, Anyone need a job?

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