Airliner Jokes

Funniest Airliner Short Jokes

Short airliner jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The airliner humour may include short airplane jokes also.

1. Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you, and be glad that you are alive? I did and apparently will not be allowed on this airline again...
2. Malaysian Airlines and United should merge That way they can beat their passengers and no one will ever find out.
3. UPDATE: United Airlines now offering a new addition to their inflight meals chinese takeout
4. My seatmate on a flight was a woman. Ever the charmer, I asked, Does the airline charge you extra for sitting next to good-looking men?
   Yes, she said, but I wasn't willing to pay.
5. BREAKING NEWS: A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case.
6. I heard some guy tell two terrible Malaysian Airline jokes... The first one got no response and the second one was shot down in flames
7. I showed the damaged remains of my luggage to my lawyer and said, I want to sue the airline. You don't have much of a case, he replied.
8. Breaking News: In a press media briefing, United Airlines ceo Oscar Munoz has stated... "Since we cannot beat our competitors, we have resorted to beating our customers".
9. A man lost his luggage so he took the airline company to court Apparently he lost his case
10. Nerd joke A photon walks up to an airline counter to buy a ticket and the clerk asks "any baggage to check?" The photon replies "No, I'm traveling light."

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Airliner One Liners

Which airliner one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with airliner? I can suggest the ones about air plane and airlines.

1. How do you milk a sheep? Sell headphone for $549.
2. Why are you flying with United Airlines? Beats me.
3. Anyone need a job? I hear Malaysia Airlines is looking for people.
   ^im ^so ^sorry
4. What do you call a plane that flies backwards? A receding airline.
5. United Airlines will treat you like a King! Rodney King, that is.
6. Know a guy who took an airline to court over missing luggage... ...He lost his case
7. "I'm getting sick of eating airline food all the time." Said the Malaysian shark.
8. What's the deal with airline food these days... nothing but knuckle sandwiches.
9. How To Become a Millionaire: Be a billionaire and invest in an airline company.
10. A man took an airline to court after they lost his luggage He lost his case
11. A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.
12. I am suing American Airlines for losing my luggage Update: I lost the case
13. Was going to do United Airlines joke But everyone already United Airlined me to it.
14. 4/5 doctors recommend united airlines You can't beat that!
15. Why was 1 afraid of 4? United Airlines.

Commercial Airliner Jokes

Here is a list of funny commercial airliner jokes and even better commercial airliner puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A Commercial Airliner Crashes Into The Ground and Flys Off Again. Boeing!
• the new United Airlines Olympics commercial is really good But they forgot the part where Ryan Lochte kicks down the cockpit door and pees all over the flight deck.
• Delta airlines is probably chomping at the bit to get into the commercial space travel industry After all
  In space no one can hear you scream

Humorous Airliner Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about airliner you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean aeroplane jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make airliner pranks.