Airline Luggage Jokes
12 airline luggage jokes and hilarious airline luggage puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about airline luggage that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Airline Luggage Short Jokes
Short airline luggage jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The airline luggage humour may include short airport luggage jokes also.
- I showed the damaged remains of my luggage to my lawyer and said, I want to sue the airline. You don't have much of a case, he replied.
- I took British Airlines to court after losing my luggage. The judge threw it out because we had no case
- Finally some good news for the passengers of Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370. Their luggage has landed safely in Manchester.
- My friend was flying with Delta airlines I told him: "Don't expect luggage to arrive".
He later informed me his luggage didn't even leave the airport. - I had a bad airline experience the other day... I don't want to name names, but let's just say me and my luggage were not... "united".
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Airline Luggage One Liners
Which airline luggage one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with airline luggage? I can suggest the ones about luggage and airlines flight.
- United Airlines: We treat you like we... treat your luggage.
Airline Luggage Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about airline luggage you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean airline food jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make airline luggage pranks.
Why wouldn't the airline allow the vulture to board his flight?
#Because of the horrible stench coming from his carrion luggage.
*I deserve any and all insulting comments I will get for this joke, I make no excuses for myself and should probably be ashamed.*
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An Irishman arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered around the terminal with tears streaming down his cheeks...
An Irishman arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered around the terminal with tears streaming down his cheeks. An airline employee asked him if he was already homesick.
"No" replied the Irishman "I've lost all me luggage!"
"How'd that happen?"
"The cork fell out!" said the Irishman.
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Air Postal Service
A man sets down three pieces of luggage at a very famous **International Airlines** (*that shall not be named*) check-in counter and says, "I want the brown bag to go to London, the black one to go to Paris," he said. "And keep the third bag here till my return from Australia next week for pick up."
The check-in clerk blinked. A supervisor standing behind him overheard the request and came up. "I am sorry sir, but we are not the **post office**," he said, "we can't do that."
"Why not?" the irate passenger said, raising his voice, "That's what you did the last time!"
A passenger piled his luggage on the scale at an airline counter in New York and said to the ticket agent:
"I'm flying to Los Angeles. I want the large bag sent to Denver and the two small ones to Cincinnati."
"I'm sorry sir, but we can't do that," said the ticket agent.
"That's good to hear because that's where they ended up the last time I flew this route."
Pack your Bags
A woman was going to Los Angeles from New York City for an extended stay. With permission from the airline was permitted to bring five pieces of luggage.
As the clerk was starting to take the luggage, the woman says, "I would like you to send the first bag to Miami, the second bag to Chicago, the third bag to Dallas, the fourth bag to Phoenix and the fifth bag to Seattle."
The clerk says looks at her for a second, then types a few things in his computer, then looks back at the women and says, "I'm sorry, we can't do that!"
The woman says, "Well why not? You guys did it last time without me even asking?"