The Best 15 Airline Food Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Airline Food jokes. There are some airline food overbooking jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these airline food fruits vegetables puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Airline Food Jokes and Puns

"I'm getting sick of eating airline food all the time."

Said the Malaysian shark.

What's the deal with airline food these days...

nothing but knuckle sandwiches.

What's the deal with airline food?

This is not a joke. I think it's really plane

What food does United Airlines serve?

Chinese take out.

So how about that airline food?

Pretty Plane if you ask me.


What is the deal with airline food?

It's pretty plane.

What did the Syrian say about the airline food?

He'd say it was awful if he could get on the plane.

United Airlines adds a new food item to their menu

Beet Salad

One morning, the CEO of an airline company asked his chief procurement officer:

-- So, what's the deal with airline food?

Airline food is terrible

Said the Malaysian shark.

So, how about that airline food?

Why tf people keep laughing when someone says that?

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Today I could not even touch the food of Delta airlines while traveling back to home

Because I was traveling in American airlines

The airline food made me sick on my way to Germany...

it was the wurst

Airline food

What did one Indian Ocean shark say to the other?

"Man I'm getting tired of all this airline food..."

[Joke Prompt] My hotel shampoo 'flavors' are more exciting than the food served on the airline trip.

I wish I were a funny man - I'm not - so I've got to throw this out there for you funny people to run with...

Checked in to a Hilton Hotel last night, and noticed that the shampoo / conditioners sound better than most of the food offered on the airlines.

* Honey & Coriander Shampoo
* Basil & Mint Conditioner

Got to be a joke in there - run with it.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the airline food flights jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

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