Airline Food Jokes

Funniest Airline Food Short Jokes

Short airline food jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The airline food humour may include short airlines flight jokes also.

1. If they serve you snacks before your plane has finished ascending.. ..are you getting fed up with airline food?
2. What did the Syrian say about the airline food? He'd say it was awful if he could get on the plane.
3. One morning, the CEO of an airline company asked his chief procurement officer: -- So, what's the deal with airline food?
4. Today I could not even touch the food of Delta airlines while traveling back to home Because I was traveling in American airlines
5. Airline food What did one Indian Ocean shark say to the other?
   "Man I'm getting tired of all this airline food..."
6. What's the deal with airline food? Oh wait, there is no deal because it's overpriced when available.
7. How about that airline food? They give you two choices but their always out of one. *symbol clash*
8. What's up with Airline Food?

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Airline Food One Liners

Which airline food one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with airline food? I can suggest the ones about airline luggage and airlines.

1. "I'm getting sick of eating airline food all the time." Said the Malaysian shark.
2. What's the deal with airline food these days... nothing but knuckle sandwiches.
3. Had some airline food the other day I guess you could say it flew right thru me
4. I ate some airline food recently It was really plane
5. What's the deal with airline food? This is not a joke. I think it's really plane
6. What food does United Airlines serve? Chinese take out.
7. What do you call a fast food company that also manufactures airliners? McDonald's Douglas
8. So how about that airline food? Pretty Plane if you ask me.
9. What is the deal with airline food? It's pretty plane.
10. United Airlines adds a new food item to their menu Beet Salad
11. Airline food is terrible Said the Malaysian shark.
12. So, how about that airline food? Why tf people keep laughing when someone says that?
13. The airline food made me sick on my way to Germany... it was the wurst
14. How come so many people hate airline food? Because it's too plane.
15. How's about that airline food?

Witty Airline Food Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about airline food you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean airline passenger jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make airline food pranks.