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Airline Baggage Jokes

These are the 9 airline baggage jokes and hilarious airline baggage puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about airline baggage that are good jokes for kids and friends.


Airline Baggage Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good airline baggage joke to make people laugh ? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Nerd joke

A photon walks up to an airline counter to buy a ticket and the clerk asks "any baggage to check?" The photon replies "No, I'm traveling light."

A man is at the airport. The airline attendant asks the man, "Do you have any baggage?"

He replies, "I haven't talked to my parents in 3 years, I have depression, and I'm still a v**...."

What is empty and spins round and round?

A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim.

A Photon checks in at an airline front counter. Agent says...

Sir, do you have any checked baggage?'
Photon replies, 'No, I'm travelling light.'

Airline Prices

Airline prices are getting out of control, soon they will start charging for emotional baggage. "Where did he touch you as a kid? that will be an extra $50."

The airline lost my prosthetic leg

To make matters worse, a baggage handler dropped a heavy suitcase on my foot... I wanted to sue the airline, but my lawyer said I didnt have a leg to stand on.

It was the standard series of check-in questions that every traveler gets at the airlines counter, including, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?"
"If it was put there without my knowledge," I asked, "how would I know?"
The agent behind the counter smiled smugly. "That's why we ask."

I believe every therapist deserves full flight benefits with any airline.

They carry so much baggage.

A man took an airline company to court after losing his baggage

He lost the case

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these airline baggage jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of airline baggage puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !




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The impact of these airline baggage jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.

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