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officer Training School

Members of the 4 British Armed Services are completing an exam for Officer Training.
QUESTION: You're on a survival course & upon returning to your tent, you discover a scorpion.
What do you do?
NAVY answers: I would gingerly pick it up & throw it out of the tent.
ARMY answers: I would stomp it & throw it out of my tent.
MARINE answers: I would stomp it, eat it & then go to sleep.
AIRFORCE answers: I would call Room Service & ask WHY there is a tent in my Hotel Room.

What do you call the Mexican airforce?

Twenty Juan Pilots

My grandfather destroyed over a hundred German planes during WW2

He was the worst mechanic in the German Airforce.

Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!!
(Ill see myself out...)

Moses Meets Dubya

George W. Bush was getting off of Airforce One in Israel, when he walked passed Moses, who didn't seem to notice him. He turned to Moses and said, "I am George W. Bush, the President of the USA, the most powerful nation on earth. Why didn't you greet me?"
Moses replied, "The last time I spoke to a bush, we starved for 40 years!"

What plane does the Mexican President fly in?

AirForce Juan

If trans people are prone to commit s**... and they join the air-force...

Why did the Airforce Pilot go to jail?

Because he rides an F15.

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