Airforce Jokes

Following is our collection of airman humor and airmen one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Airforce puns for adults, dirty luftwaffe jokes or clean raf gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Airforce

What do you call the Mexican airforce?

Twenty Juan Pilots

Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!!

(Ill see myself out...)

Best Obama joke Ive heard in a while

so Obama, Michelle Obama, and Oprah are in airforce one, Obama turns around and says "I could throw a $10,000 bill out the window and make someone very happy". Michelle Obama turns and says "I could throw 10 $10,000 bills out the window and make 10 people really happy". Oprah said "Ill beat both of you, I can throw 100 $10,000 bills out the window and make 100 people really happy". Then the pilot turns to them and says "Yeah but i could crash this plane and make 200 million people REALLY happy!"

Moses Meets Dubya

George W. Bush was getting off of Airforce One in Israel, when he walked passed Moses, who didn't seem to notice him. He turned to Moses and said, "I am George W. Bush, the President of the USA, the most powerful nation on earth. Why didn't you greet me?"

Moses replied, "The last time I spoke to a bush, we starved for 40 years!"

Why did the Airforce Pilot go to jail?

Because he rides an F15.


Why do female pornstars never take up a second careers flying helicopters in the airforce?

They get them up fine, but they have no experience getting a black hawk down.

"So, you're telling me you're in the army yet you don't know how to swim?"

"You're in the air-force, do you know how to fly?"

Mitt Romney was in my dream last night...

Real dream. We were at the airport, and as we boarded the plane I turned to him and said "Aww, c'mon man, you named your plane Airforce 1%?"

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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