Following is our collection of funny Airforce jokes. There are some airforce airmen jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these airforce raf puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Twenty Juan Pilots
He was the worst mechanic in the German Airforce.
Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!!
(Ill see myself out...)
George W. Bush was getting off of Airforce One in Israel, when he walked passed Moses, who didn't seem to notice him. He turned to Moses and said, "I am George W. Bush, the President of the USA, the most powerful nation on earth. Why didn't you greet me?"
Moses replied, "The last time I spoke to a bush, we starved for 40 years!"
AirForce Juan
Because he rides an F15.
They get them up fine, but they have no experience getting a black hawk down.
"You're in the air-force, do you know how to fly?"
Real dream. We were at the airport, and as we boarded the plane I turned to him and said "Aww, c'mon man, you named your plane Airforce 1%?"
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the airforce recon jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working airforce aircraft piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.