Airbus Jokes

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Make your next flight an entertaining one with these Airbus jokes! From a Boeing-Airbus rivalry to the hilarious airborne antics of a pilot, these jokes will keep any aeroplane passenger in stitches. Read on to find the best quips and puns to share with your fellow passengers and get them laughing!

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What is a good airbus joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

Santa was hit by an Airbus 747 while flying over Barcelona last night, and none of the flight crew survived

The doctors have confirmed that the reindeer in Spain were hit mainly by the plane.
- Credit to Colin Monchrie from "Whose Line Is It Anyway"

The FAA is reviewing the Boeing 737 Max...

... they might throw it under the Airbus.

TIL the Airbus A380, the world's largest passenger airliner, shares a type rating with yo momma!

Clearly we need more nerdy yo momma jokes.

The FAA is reviewing the new Boeing Dreamliner...

it might get thrown under the airbus.

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