Rib-Tickling Airbus Jokes that Bring Friends Together
What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?
An Airbus A320.
Santa was hit by an Airbus 747 while flying over Barcelona last night, and none of the flight crew survived
The doctors have confirmed that the reindeer in Spain were hit mainly by the plane.
- Credit to Colin Monchrie from "Whose Line Is It Anyway"
The FAA is reviewing the Boeing 737 Max...
... they might throw it under the Airbus.
TIL the Airbus A380, the world's largest passenger airliner, shares a type rating with yo momma!
Clearly we need more nerdy yo momma jokes.
The FAA is reviewing the new Boeing Dreamliner...
it might get thrown under the airbus.
