Airbus Jokes

Following is our collection of airborne humor and seater one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Airbus puns for adults, dirty airliner jokes or clean pilot gags for kids.

There is an abundance of jet jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 5 funniest jokes on airbus. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any aircraft witze you can hear about airbus.

The Best jokes about Airbus

What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

Santa was hit by an Airbus 747 while flying over Barcelona last night, and none of the flight crew survived

The doctors have confirmed that the reindeer in Spain were hit mainly by the plane.

- Credit to Colin Monchrie from "Whose Line Is It Anyway"

The FAA is reviewing the Boeing 737 Max...

... they might throw it under the Airbus.

TIL the Airbus A380, the world's largest passenger airliner, shares a type rating with yo momma!

Clearly we need more nerdy yo momma jokes.

The FAA is reviewing the new Boeing Dreamliner...

it might get thrown under the airbus.


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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