The Best 5 Airbus Jokes

Following is our collection of Airbus jokes which are very funny. There are some airbus seater jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these airbus pilot puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

Santa was hit by an Airbus 747 while flying over Barcelona last night, and none of the flight crew survived

The doctors have confirmed that the reindeer in Spain were hit mainly by the plane.

- Credit to Colin Monchrie from "Whose Line Is It Anyway"

The FAA is reviewing the Boeing 737 Max...

... they might throw it under the Airbus.

TIL the Airbus A380, the world's largest passenger airliner, shares a type rating with yo momma!

Clearly we need more nerdy yo momma jokes.

The FAA is reviewing the new Boeing Dreamliner...

it might get thrown under the airbus.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the airbus jet jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working airbus aircraft piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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