Airbus Jokes

Make your next flight an entertaining one with these Airbus jokes! From a Boeing-Airbus rivalry to the hilarious airborne antics of a pilot, these jokes will keep any aeroplane passenger in stitches. Read on to find the best quips and puns to share with your fellow passengers and get them laughing!

Rib-Tickling Airbus Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

Santa was hit by an Airbus 747 while flying over Barcelona last night, and none of the flight crew survived

The doctors have confirmed that the reindeer in Spain were hit mainly by the plane.

- Credit to Colin Monchrie from "Whose Line Is It Anyway"

The FAA is reviewing the Boeing 737 Max...

... they might throw it under the Airbus.

TIL the Airbus A380, the world's largest passenger airliner, shares a type rating with yo momma!

Clearly we need more nerdy yo momma jokes.

The FAA is reviewing the new Boeing Dreamliner...

it might get thrown under the airbus.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the airbus aircraft puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working airbus boeing airbus piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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