Airbags Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Airbags jokes. There are some airbags spoiler jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these airbags tyres puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Silly & Ridiculous Airbags Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

Why are airbags so expensive?

Because of inflation.

Good news and Bad news

wife: i have a good news and a bad new.
Husband: i am very busy.Just give me good news.
wife: The airbags worked properly in our new BMW.

A priest and a rabbi get into a car accident...

A priest and a rabbi get into a car accident at an intersection. They get out of their cars and find that neither is hurt, which is surprising because it was a horrible accident. The cars are a mangled mess.

The priest says to the rabbi, "Thank the lord that we are both uninjured! That was *terrifying.* I still can't stop shaking. I was so frightened!"

The rabbi says, "Friend, I feel the same way. I saw my life flash before my eyes, but those airbags saved us. Look, I had this bottle of Manischevits wine on the seat next to me and it didn't even break! Here, let's have a drink to calm our nerves. " as he hands the bottle to the priest

"Yes, and also to celebrate still being alive!" the priest says as he takes a long drink from the bottle.

He hands the bottle back to the rabbi who, instead of drinking, closes the bottle and puts it in his pocket.

"Aren't you going to have a drink?" the priest asks

"Not until after the cops get here. "

Dad there is something my boyfriend told me, that I didn't understand. He said that "I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper."

"Tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and tries to check your oil with his dipstick, I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking from his exhaust pipe."

What do governments and modern cars have in common?

1. They're full of airbags.
2. They're full of features that nobody wants.
3. They're impossible for the average person to fix.

All of our workers have airbags in their monitor

So it will protect them when their computers crash.

How are airbags and feminists similar?

When triggered, both explode right in your face.

Airbags joke, How are airbags and feminists similar?

Airbags are srs business


My wife keeps telling I need to check the brakes.

Now she tells me the airbags don't work.

What's the worst thing to say at the start of a driving test?

"So...does this thing have airbags?"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the airbags car puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working airbags seatbelt piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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