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Airbag Jokes

6 airbag jokes and hilarious airbag puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about airbag that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

A car airbag joke may not sound too funny, but these Honda airbag practical jokes have been around for years. Paved roads, automobiles, and modern technology gave us the airbag, and this article examines some of the humorous jokes made at its expense. Find out how to lighten your mood with a few best airbag jokes!

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Cheerful Fun Airbag Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What is a good airbag joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Wife: "I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?"

Husband: "The good news."
Wife: "The good news is that your car's airbag worked perfectly."

Why are airbags so expensive?

Because of inflation.

Wife: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?

Husband: The good news.
Wife: "Your car's airbag worked perfectly."

A couple is driving on a highway

A couple is driving on a highway when she says, I want a divorce. The man doesn't say anything, except speeds up the car.
I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a better lover than you. The man doesn't say anything except speeds up to he car.
I want the house, the bank account, kids, and the dog. The man doesn't say anything excepts speeds up the car.
She says, Are you listening to me? Don't you want anything?
The man replies, No, I have everything I need.
Oh? And what's that?
Right before the car rams into a wall, he says, The airbag.

My friend told me that he had a good news and a bad news.

I said Just tell me the good news
Your car's airbag works perfectly.

How are airbags and feminists similar?

When triggered, both explode right in your face.

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