Cheerful Fun Airbag Jokes for Lovely Laughter
Wife: "I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?"
Husband: "The good news."
Wife: "The good news is that your car's airbag worked perfectly."
Why are airbags so expensive?
Because of inflation.
Wife: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?
Husband: The good news.
Wife: "Your car's airbag worked perfectly."
A couple is driving on a highway
A couple is driving on a highway when she says, I want a divorce. The man doesn't say anything, except speeds up the car.
I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a better lover than you. The man doesn't say anything except speeds up to he car.
I want the house, the bank account, kids, and the dog. The man doesn't say anything excepts speeds up the car.
She says, Are you listening to me? Don't you want anything?
The man replies, No, I have everything I need.
Oh? And what's that?
Right before the car rams into a wall, he says, The airbag.
My friend told me that he had a good news and a bad news.
I said Just tell me the good news
Your car's airbag works perfectly.
How are airbags and feminists similar?
When triggered, both explode right in your face.
Airbags are srs business
....anyone?
Good news
Disheveled woman enters home and husband asks what happened ?
She says would you like the good news or the bad news?
He says give me the good news
She says the airbag worked .
What does a Airbag and a c**... have in common?
Both are really useful when you get in someone's rear end.
