Airbag Jokes

Following is our collection of paved humor and toupees one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Airbag puns for adults, dirty windscreen jokes or clean overpass gags for kids.

There is an abundance of seatbelt jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 6 funniest jokes on airbag. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any subaru witze you can hear about airbag.

The Best jokes about Airbag

Why are airbags so expensive?

Because of inflation.

My friend told me that he had a good news and a bad news.

I said Just tell me the good news

Your car's airbag works perfectly.

How are airbags and feminists similar?

When triggered, both explode right in your face.

Airbags are srs business

....anyone?

I AM NOT "HAPPY"!

So last week I'm driving in town and a large SUV decides to stop abruptly on a yellow light. I was forced to slam on my brakes and still could not avoid slamming into the SUV. With the airbag in my face and two brand new black eyes, I manage to open the door and step out of my vehicle. I see the drivers side door open and out jumps a "little person". He runs to the back of his SUV and see's the damage and starts shouting "I'm NOT HAPPY!, I'm NOT HAPPY!". I replied to him "If your not "HAPPY" which one are you?


Good news

Disheveled woman enters home and husband asks what happened ?
She says would you like the good news or the bad news?
He says give me the good news
She says the airbag worked .

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

Joko Jokes