Cheerful Fun Air Traffic Controller Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
Blonde Co-Pilot
This is the story of the poor dizzy blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.
He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out for help.
"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"
She hears a voice over the radio saying:
"This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! First, give me your height and position."
She says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat."
"O.K." says the voice on the radio.... "repeat after me: Our Father...Who art in Heaven....."
Did you hear about that Air Asia flight?
Air traffic control didn't.
Air traffic control - Flight 417, please confirm your location, over
Pilot - This is Flight 417, we are in the sky, over
Did you hear about the woman who had to quit her job as an air traffic controller to date a monk?
She got out of the flying plans and into the friar.
Air Traffic Control executives are arguing about the current flight patterns
The whole thing is up in the air
Air traffic controller:
"Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.
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Airline pilot: "But Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?"
Air Traffic controller: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 737?"
