The Best 6 Air Traffic Controller Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Air Traffic Controller jokes. There are some air traffic controller jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these air traffic controller puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Air Traffic Controller Jokes and Puns

Blonde Co-Pilot

This is the story of the poor dizzy blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.

He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out for help.

"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"

She hears a voice over the radio saying:

"This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! First, give me your height and position."

She says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat."

"O.K." says the voice on the radio.... "repeat after me: Our Father...Who art in Heaven....."

Did you hear about that Air Asia flight?

Air traffic control didn't.

Air traffic control - Flight 417, please confirm your location, over

Pilot - This is Flight 417, we are in the sky, over

Did you hear about the woman who had to quit her job as an air traffic controller to date a monk?

She got out of the flying plans and into the friar.

Air Traffic Control executives are arguing about the current flight patterns

The whole thing is up in the air


Air traffic controller:

"Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.

"

Airline pilot: "But Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?"

Air Traffic controller: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 737?"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the air traffic controller jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working air traffic controller piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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