The Best 4 Air Stewardess Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Air Stewardess jokes. There are some air stewardess jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these air stewardess puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Air Stewardess Jokes and Puns

I was on this plane once...

Captain sets for take off and we are 35000 feet in the air, the captain then sets his mic down but forgets to turn it off.

The captain turns to the co-pilot and says "all I could use right now is a blow job and a cup of coffee".

The stewardess starts running from the back of the plane to tell the captain he still has his mic on.

A guy in the back of the plane screams out "hey hun, don't forget the coffee!".

I used to date an air stewardess from Helsinki

I dropped her off at work one day and she just vanished into Finnair

We've all had this on a plane...

I called over the air stewardess and said, "Sorry to trouble you, but I'm trying to relax and this young kid behind me keeps screaming and hitting me on the back."

"I'm not surprised," she replied, "That's his seat and you're squashing him."

What did the air stewardess say after she made Abcde cry?

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the air stewardess puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working air stewardess piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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