Uproarious Air Stewardess Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
I was on this plane once...
Captain sets for take off and we are 35000 feet in the air, the captain then sets his mic down but forgets to turn it off.
The captain turns to the co-pilot and says "all I could use right now is a b**... and a cup of coffee".
The stewardess starts running from the back of the plane to tell the captain he still has his mic on.
A guy in the back of the plane screams out "hey hun, don't forget the coffee!".
I used to date an air stewardess from Helsinki
I dropped her off at work one day and she just vanished into Finnair
We've all had this on a plane...
I called over the air stewardess and said, "Sorry to trouble you, but I'm trying to relax and this young kid behind me keeps screaming and hitting me on the back."
"I'm not surprised," she replied, "That's his seat and you're squashing him."
What did the air stewardess say after she made Abcde cry?
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