Air Pump Jokes

13 air pump jokes and hilarious air pump puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about air pump that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Air Pump Short Jokes

Short air pump jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The air pump humour may include short air pressure jokes also.

  1. Stopped to put air in my tires today. The pump cost $1.50! I remember when those things used to only cost 25 cents. Guess the price has adjusted for inflation.
  2. What do you call an accordion player who can play any song by ear? A walking jukebox with a built-in air pump.
  3. An air pump (boy) and a tire (girl) went out on a date, but it didn't go too well He just couldn't stop pressuring her
  4. Have you seen the price of the air pump machine to put air in car tyres has gone up from 25cents to 50cents! Now that's inflation.
  5. Recently, I noticed the price at the air pumps has dramatically increased. Why is this? Inflation

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Air Pump One Liners

Which air pump one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with air pump? I can suggest the ones about pump and air drop.

  1. Why is it more expensive to use air pumps nowadays? Inflation
  2. Why does it cost more money to buy an air pump? Because of inflation.

Air Pump Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about air pump you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean air conditioner jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make air pump pranks.

An economist, a chaos theorist, and a statistician are trying to shoot a deer for dinner with a bow and arrow...

The economist assumes no wind, and misses five feet to the left. He hands over the bow to the chaos theorist, who overestimates the effect of the wind, and misses five feet to the right. The statistician pumps his fist in the air and exclaims: "We got him!".

My wife said the TPMS light came on today.

Her: I just stood at the 7-Eleven because I remembered they had an air pump.
Me: Did you have enough quarters? Isn't it like a dollar or buck'fifty?
Her: It was two dollars!
Me: well, that's inflation for you!
(True Story! And a great cake day gift!)

A man needs to inflate his tyres... he stops at a petrol station, and finds that the air pump needs a token from the petrol station shop in order to work.
The man goes in and asks for one of the tokens.
"That will be 25p" says the cashier, who he pays and gets the token.
The man returns to his car and starts inflating his tyres, and swears as he realises the machine ran out of time half way through.
He goes back into the shop and asks for another token.
"That will be 50p" says the cashier.
"What?!" exclaims the man "It was 25p a minute ago!"
The cashier shrugs and replies "That's inflation for you"


A guy gets fired from his job, and as he's walking home, head down, he hears someone yelling "Nineteen! Nineteen!" He looks around, and some w**... is jumping up and down in the middle of the street, pumping his fist in the air. "Nineteen! Nineteen!" Curious and with nothing better to do, the man walks over and asks him what's going on.
"Oh, I do this every day," the w**... says cheerfully. "It's great! You should try it."
"Nah... I just got fired and I really don't think anything can cheer me up."
"C'mon, just give it one try."
So the guy reluctantly agrees, stands next to him and half-heartedly jumps in the air, saying "Nineteen."
"No, no, you have to really commit to it. Like this: NINETEEN! NINETEEN!"
"OK, fine... Nineteen! Nineteen! ... You know, this really is making me feel better! NINETEEN! NINETEEN!" Just then, he makes an extra-high jump, and the w**... quickly bends down and yanks the manhole cover out from under him. "AAAaaaaaahhhh...." *splash*
The w**... puts the manhole cover back, looks around, jumps up in the air and yells "TWENTY!"