Air Pressure Jokes
15 air pressure jokes and hilarious air pressure puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about air pressure that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Air Pressure Short Jokes
Short air pressure jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The air pressure humour may include short air pump jokes also.
- The earth was 1 day old and air pressure began to build. Not a great story but it's a first draft.
- A guy walks into a bar at a beach And this is perfectly normal because air pressure is 1 bar at sea level.
- An air pump (boy) and a tire (girl) went out on a date, but it didn't go too well He just couldn't stop pressuring her
- One day I'll be a star... I'll produce a lot of hot air, my charisma will make other people blind and then I collapse into a black hole because of the pressure that's surrounding me.
- It turns out that you can play a gong using air movement from pressure differences in a room. It's true, you can play gong with the wind.
- One time I told a rival dad that the air pressure looked low in one of his tires right in front of a group of people.
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Air Pressure One Liners
Which air pressure one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with air pressure? I can suggest the ones about air drop and air travel.
- Sometimes I can the sense pressure in the air And I know someone is raising the bar
- The TV's airing the same pressure cooker ad over and over again. It's Torr-turous.
- Why did the barometer get high? Air Pressure
Air Pressure Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about air pressure you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean atmosphere jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make air pressure pranks.
Baked Beans.
One day I met a sweet woman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.
Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my wife and told her that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odour of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas.
Upon my arrival, my wife seemed excited to see! me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight."
She then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as she was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. She made me promise not to touch the blindfold until she returned and went to answer the call. The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my wife was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill. I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone farewells signalled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my wife returned, apologizing for taking so long. She asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured her I had not. At this point, she removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused: "Happy Birthday!"
Yet Another Bar Joke
Three friends walk into a bar. After a round, the first of the group speaks up. "I would like to reveal to you that I am actually a wizard!" The second friend said, "Good gravy, I am a sorceror too!" The third wasn't anyone magical, but felt pressured to say that he was. The first man said, "Let's have a contest, let's try to make this bar rise into the air!" The first magician caused the bar to rise to the height of a tall mountain. The second said, "Pft, that's nothing," and the bar shot to the edge of space. Now the first two were waiting for the third. The third then cleverly said, "I can't do it. You've set the bar too high."
So a man is sitting at a swanky bar on the p**... of a luxurious skyscraper...
When he turns to the guy next to him and says "You know, way up this high, the air pressure is such that you could jump off the balcony and the wind would push you back up!"
The other man is incredulous, and asks the man to jump and prove it. To this the man says sure, and without hesitation heads over to the balcony and jumps off. Sure enough, a few feet down, he suddenly changes direction and swoops back up on to the balcony.
The man is impressed. "I gotta try this!" he says and leaps off the balcony. He goes straight down, and splats on the pavement below.
The bartender turns to the first man and says "Superman, you sure are a mean drunk."