Air Freshener Jokes

A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop.

The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?" The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!" The cop looked at her and said, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener!"

As a blonde crawls out of her wrecked car, the local sheriff asks her what happened.

The blonde began, "It was the strangest thing!
I looked up and saw a tree, so I swerved to the right.
Then I saw another tree, so I swerved to left.
Then there was another tree, and another and another ..."
The sheriff thought for a minute and then said, "Mam ... I don't know how to tell you this, but the only thing even resembling a tree on this road for thirty miles is your air freshener."

You should have your navel pierced so that you can have a place to hang the air freshener.

Watch Out For That Tree

A state trooper pulls over a car on a lonely back road and approaches the driver. "Sir, is there a reason you're weaving all over the road?"
The driver replies, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here! I almost had an accident. I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"
Reaching through the side window to the rearview mirror, the officer says, "Sir, that's your air freshener."

Told my girlfriend to watch out! It might smell in the bathroom…

She asked if I had used the air freshener.
"yeah, I did"
"Oh so it smells like shitrus."
man she's funny.

You know you're too drunk to drive when...

The tree you swerved for is actually the air-freshener.

Dark jokes Saturday: What is the most offensive brand name you can come up with? Winners get gold!

My contribution:
"Auschwitz" air freshener.

My air fresheners for insane people got turned down...

They said there wasn't any cents in making scents for people who don't make sense

I was having dinner at my girlfriend's house for the first time.

"Excuse me, I just need the toilet," I said, excusing myself from the table.
"Don't forget to spray the air freshener!" joked the dad.
I said, "No need. c**... doesn't smell."

I just sprayed some orange scented air freshener in the bathroom.

Now it smells like shitrus.

A guy tells his coworkers about his idea for an air freshener that can emulate multiple different smells....

When he asked them if it was confusing, they said, "No, it makes scents."

A new product idea

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Have you decided what you want for Christmas?" the bartender asks. "Yeah, I think I really would like one of those mind-controlled air fresheners," the guy replies. "It just makes sense when you think about it."

Did you hear about that new air freshener you can control with your mind?

It makes scents when you think about it

Did you guys hear about the air freshener that works with mind control?

It makes scents if you think about it!
(Not my joke but idk where to give credit)

At first I didn't understand how to use my mind-controlled air freshener

But after thinking about it for a while, it finally made scents.