The Best 33 Air Conditioning Jokes

Following is our collection of Air Conditioning jokes which are very funny. There are some air conditioning jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these air conditioning puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Strippers don't have air conditioning in their homes.


[OC] Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

AC Bill

My landlord says he needs to come talk to me about how high the air conditioning bill is.

I told him, "My door is always open."

Air Conditioning joke, AC Bill

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.

First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry.

So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest."Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."

Air conditioning?

Not a fan

I had to scold my employee for leaving the air conditioning on for the night

We had a very heated argument.

Air Conditioning joke, I had to scold my employee for leaving the air conditioning on for the night

I told my girlfriend last week to get her air conditioning fixed and to stop walking around the house naked for all the neighbors to see. I came over today and nothing has changed

Except now she's got only fans

Air tragedy in Newfoundland...

A two-seater single engine Cessna 152 crashed in foggy conditions near the Gander airport, crashing into the nearby cemetery.

Newfie rescue squads have recovered 385 bodies so far, and that number is expected to climb as digging continues.

My dad said his first car had a Dual-55 air conditioning system.

All you have to do is to roll down both of the windows and drive 55 miles an hour.

I'm a big fan of air conditioning

Especially if the air is trying to be rebellious.

Top Air Conditioning Puns and Funny Jokes

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What do you call an Indonesian shoe factory that just had air conditioning installed?

A sweatstop.

Why do hospitals have air conditioning that makes it so cold?

It's because vegetables last longer when kept chilled.

Why is there air conditioning in hospitals?

To keep the vegetables cool and fresh

So, a mate of mine has come back from a air conditioning course

He now has 'A license to chill'.....

My air conditioning system is very simple to operate

It's a breeze.

Air Conditioning joke, My air conditioning system is very simple to operate

How do you brainwash a tropical nation?

Air conditioning.

The funeral for the inventor of air conditioning was held today.

Thousands of fans attended.

When it comes to the topic of body dysmorphia and gender assumptions, i'm not a fan.

Infact I identify more closely to an air conditioning unit.


I have a fetish for switching on air conditioning units.

It gives me vent elation.

I figured out how to control the weather.

Whenever the wind does something I want it to do, I reward it.

Whenever it does something I don't want it to do I punish it.

Eventually the wind learns to do what I want it to do.

I call it "air conditioning".

A friend of mine doesn't believe in air-conditioning.

He's an aceist.

How do you make all the terrorists in one room convert to rationalism.

Air condition the room.

A computer is like air-conditioning.

It becomes useless when you open windows.

Why do lambhorghinis have no air conditioning?

Because they have a vented door

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

Yo momma is so dumb she put the air conditioning in backwards saying she was going to chill outside.

Don't get me wrong

I like humor and jokes like everybody else. But when it comes to air conditioning jokes – I'm not a fan

Apparently, my office has had air conditioning all these years and I've just never noticed.

I knew something made the room so cool.

Why do hospitals and nursing home have air conditioning?

To keep all the vegetables fresh.

What do the Amish call a horse with gas?

Air conditioning.

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

Yo mama is so poor she waves a popsicle around for air conditioning.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the air conditioning jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working air conditioning piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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