Air Conditioning Jokes
54 air conditioning jokes and hilarious air conditioning puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about air conditioning that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Air Conditioning Short Jokes
Short air conditioning jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The air conditioning humour may include short air conditioner jokes also.
- What do air conditions and computers have in common? They work fine until you open Windows.
- I had to scold my employee for leaving the air conditioning on for the night We had a very heated argument.
- what is the propeller used for on an airplane? Many people dont know this, but is actually for air conditioning, if u ever get to see it, when the propeller stops the pilot suddenly starts sweating
- A man went viral after making a TikTok video describing how to keep cool without any air conditioning. He has a lot of fans.
- My dad said his first car had a Dual-55 air conditioning system. All you have to do is to roll down both of the windows and drive 55 miles an hour.
- What do you call an Indonesian shoe factory that just had air conditioning installed? A sweatstop.
- When it comes to the topic of body dysmorphia and gender assumptions, i'm not a fan. Infact I identify more closely to an air conditioning unit.
- So, a mate of mine has come back from a air conditioning course He now has 'A license to chill'.....
- How do you make all the terrorists in one room convert to rationalism. Air condition the room.
- Don't get me wrong I like humor and jokes like everybody else. But when it comes to air conditioning jokes – I'm not a fan
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Air Conditioning One Liners
Which air conditioning one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with air conditioning? I can suggest the ones about no air conditioning and heating and cooling.
- Strippers don't have air conditioning in their homes. ............Onlyfans
- [OC] Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room? Air Conditioning
- What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together? Air conditioning
- Air conditioning? Not a fan
- I have a question for only fans users Why don't you get air conditioning instead
- So apparently my neighbor doesn't believe in air conditioning He's an ACeist
- I'm a big fan of air conditioning Especially if the air is trying to be rebellious.
- My air conditioning system is very simple to operate It's a breeze.
- How do you brainwash a tropical nation? Air conditioning.
- A computer is like air-conditioning. It becomes useless when you open windows.
- Why do lambhorghinis have no air conditioning? Because they have a vented door
- What do you call in-flight pilot training? Air conditioning.
- What do the Amish call a horse with gas? Air conditioning.
- What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison? A convent!
- AC/DC is very popular i Iran/middle east AC/DC =Air Condition DisConnecting
No Air Conditioning Jokes
Here is a list of funny no air conditioning jokes and even better no air conditioning puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Apparently, my office has had air conditioning all these years and I've just never noticed. I knew something made the room so cool.
- How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out? Toastyyy!
Fun-Filled Air Conditioning Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What funny jokes about air conditioning you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean heating cooling jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make air conditioning pranks.
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A poor minister was having trouble managing his church.
The income was pitiful, the plumbing rattled, the roof leaked, the air conditioning didn't work, and the church didn't have the funds for any repairs.
The minister got a brilliant idea.
He bought a book about hypnosis, and read it from cover to cover.
At the next service, he took out a watch and chain, swung it back and forth, and lulled the congregation into a hypnotic trance.
He said, "I want everybody to walk down the aisle and put $20 in the plate."
They did, and he had the church's roof fixed that week.
This worked so well that the next Sunday he decided to do it again.
Taking his watch out, he proclaimed, "I want everybody to come down the aisle and drop $100 in the offering plate."
They did, and he got the air conditioning fixed and the parking lot redone.
His third Sunday, he got to thinking, "I haven't been paid in a long time. I deserve a little money."
He started swinging his watch again, and he thought, "I deserve a lot more than a little bit of money. I deserve enough to go overseas and have a cottage on the beach. I deserve a lot more."
He got so excited about what he was fixing to receive, that his hands started to sweat and as the watch slipped from his grip, he yelled:
"S**t!"
It took him two weeks to air out the church.
The Customer knows best
A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.
Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, another customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest.
"Oh, I really don't mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."
A man goes into heaven...
...he sees a lot of clock's and asks what they're for.
Jesus says, "These are lying clocks. If a person tells a lie the minute hand moves."
Jesus points to one clock and says, "This is Abraham Lincoln's clock, the hands have only moved a bit."
Jesus points to another clock and says, "This is my Mother's clock, it has never moved since she has never told a lie."
Suddenly the man asks where George Bush has his clock.
Jesus says, "It used to be in my office for a fan."
The man asks why it's not his fan anymore.
Jesus answers, "We're using Obama's for a generator to get the Air Conditioning going."
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f**......
I have a f**... for switching on air conditioning units.
It gives me vent elation.
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Your wife is HOT
Ok, now go fix your air conditioning.
A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.
First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry.
So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest."Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."
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I noticed lately you guys like translated jokes, here's an arabic one
A muslim extremist went in a taxi and on his way to his destination he noticed the radio was on so he asked the taxi driver..
M: Did they have radio in Prophet Mohammad's time?
T: No.
M: So why do you have the radio on?
T: *turns off the radio*
Then the extremist asks another question..
M: What about air conditioning? I'm sure you know the answer.
T: No they did not.
M: So why do you have it on?
T: *turns it off*
The taxi driver decided to ask the extremist a question this time..
T: Did they have taxi's in Prophet Mohammad's time?
M: Of course not!
T: Then GFTO!
I figured out how to control the weather.
Whenever the wind does something I want it to do, I reward it.
Whenever it does something I don't want it to do I punish it.
Eventually the wind learns to do what I want it to do.
I call it "air conditioning".
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I told my girlfriend last week to get her air conditioning fixed and to stop walking around the house n**... for all the neighbors to see. I came over today and nothing has changed
Except now she's got only fans
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The Pope, Billy Graham, and o**... Roberts were in a three-way plane c**... over the Pacific Ocean.
They all died and went to heaven together. "Oh, this is terrible," exclaims St. Peter. "I know you guys think we summoned you here, but this is just one of those coincidences that happen. Since we weren't expecting you, your quarters just aren't ready... We can't take you in and we can't send you back..."Then he got an idea. He picked up the phone, "l**..., this is St. Peter. Hey, I got these three guys up here. They're ours, but we weren't expecting them, and we gotta fix the place up for 'em. I was hoping you could put them up for a while. It'll only be a few of days. What d'ya say?" Reluctantly, the Devil agreed. However, two days later... St. Peter got a call. "Pete, this is l**.... Hey, you gotta come get these guys. This Pope fellow is forgiving everybody, the Graham guy is saving everybody, and that Roberts has raised enough money to buy air conditioning.
