The Best 35 Air Conditioning Jokes

Strippers don't have air conditioning in their homes.

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[OC] Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

AC Bill

My landlord says he needs to come talk to me about how high the air conditioning bill is.

I told him, "My door is always open."

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.

First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry.

So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest."Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."

Air conditioning?

Not a fan

I had to scold my employee for leaving the air conditioning on for the night

We had a very heated argument.

I told my girlfriend last week to get her air conditioning fixed and to stop walking around the house naked for all the neighbors to see. I came over today and nothing has changed

Except now she's got only fans

Air tragedy in Newfoundland...

A two-seater single engine Cessna 152 crashed in foggy conditions near the Gander airport, crashing into the nearby cemetery.

Newfie rescue squads have recovered 385 bodies so far, and that number is expected to climb as digging continues.

My landlord called and said he wanted to come talk to me about the high air conditioning bill.

I said sure, my door is always open.

what is the propeller used for on an airplane?

Many people dont know this, but is actually for air conditioning, if u ever get to see it, when the propeller stops the pilot suddenly starts sweating

I have a question for only fans users

Why don't you get air conditioning instead

Why did Pavlov's thermostat have a bell?

for Air Conditioning

So apparently my neighbor doesn't believe in air conditioning

He's an ACeist

My dad said his first car had a Dual-55 air conditioning system.

All you have to do is to roll down both of the windows and drive 55 miles an hour.

The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over the Pacific Ocean.

They all died and went to heaven together. "Oh, this is terrible," exclaims St. Peter. "I know you guys think we summoned you here, but this is just one of those coincidences that happen. Since we weren't expecting you, your quarters just aren't ready... We can't take you in and we can't send you back..."Then he got an idea. He picked up the phone, "Lucifer, this is St. Peter. Hey, I got these three guys up here. They're ours, but we weren't expecting them, and we gotta fix the place up for 'em. I was hoping you could put them up for a while. It'll only be a few of days. What d'ya say?" Reluctantly, the Devil agreed. However, two days later... St. Peter got a call. "Pete, this is Lucifer. Hey, you gotta come get these guys. This Pope fellow is forgiving everybody, the Graham guy is saving everybody, and that Roberts has raised enough money to buy air conditioning.

I'm a big fan of air conditioning

Especially if the air is trying to be rebellious.

What do you call an Indonesian shoe factory that just had air conditioning installed?

A sweatstop.

Why do hospitals have air conditioning that makes it so cold?

It's because vegetables last longer when kept chilled.

Why is there air conditioning in hospitals?

To keep the vegetables cool and fresh

When it comes to the topic of body dysmorphia and gender assumptions, i'm not a fan.

Infact I identify more closely to an air conditioning unit.

So, a mate of mine has come back from a air conditioning course

He now has 'A license to chill'.....

My air conditioning system is very simple to operate

It's a breeze.

How do you brainwash a tropical nation?

Air conditioning.

The funeral for the inventor of air conditioning was held today.

Thousands of fans attended.

Fetish...

I have a fetish for switching on air conditioning units.

It gives me vent elation.

Yo momma is so dumb she put the air conditioning in backwards saying she was going to chill outside.

I figured out how to control the weather.

Whenever the wind does something I want it to do, I reward it.

Whenever it does something I don't want it to do I punish it.

Eventually the wind learns to do what I want it to do.

I call it "air conditioning".

A friend of mine doesn't believe in air-conditioning.

He's an aceist.

How do you make all the terrorists in one room convert to rationalism.

Air condition the room.

A computer is like air-conditioning.

It becomes useless when you open windows.

Why do lambhorghinis have no air conditioning?

Because they have a vented door

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

Don't get me wrong

I like humor and jokes like everybody else. But when it comes to air conditioning jokes – I'm not a fan

Apparently, my office has had air conditioning all these years and I've just never noticed.

I knew something made the room so cool.