The Best 35 Air Conditioners Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Air Conditioners jokes. There are some air conditioners jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these air conditioners puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Air Conditioners Jokes and Puns

Me and my wife recently started using Only Fans.

Because our air conditioner broke.

And this will definitely help pay for a new air conditioner.

After a long time, I told my hot coworker how I felt

She felt the same way

So I turned on the air conditioner

People who have Only fans.

What is stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

The inventor of the air conditioner has died

Thousands of fans are attending his funeral

Strippers don't use air conditioners...

Only fans


A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.

First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry.

So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest."Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."

What is the similitude between and air conditioner and a computer?

Opening windows makes both less efficient.

I used to be a big metal fan.

But, with recent revelations, I have discovered that I, am an air conditioner.

Whats cooler than OnlyFans?

Only Air Conditioners

A great joke that only air conditioners will get!

On second thought, I'm not gonna say it. I can already tell you're not a fan.

It was so hot in Dallas today...

I saw a crackhead put copper wire back into an air conditioner.

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I didn't get a warranty on my air conditioner,

But it would be cool if I did.

For all of you people that have Only Fans…

When do you plan to upgrade to air conditioners?

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

How are Computers and Air Conditioners similar?

They both stop working when you open windows.

I don't like air conditioner jokes

I'm not a fan

My girlfriend and I were arguing about who had touched the air conditioner last, because it wouldn't turn on.

Needless to say, things got pretty heated.

Got an estimate on installing a new Air Conditioner in our house for $18k…

Looks like we're going with Only Fans this summer.

Helicopter rotors are also air conditioners

When they stop, the pilot starts sweating.


What does the air use to wash its hair?

An air conditioner

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are each in their own rooms, who is the hottest?

Whoever forgot to turn on the air conditioner.

The control for the air conditioner was so far away

It was not even remotely close

Its been really hot in Seattle lately, so I converted my dishwasher into an air conditioner the other day.

How? I handed my wife a hand fan to keep me cool.

I heard about global warming...

So now I leave my air conditioner on all the time. I know just one individual can't save the planet, but I do my best.

I love my new air conditioner.

It's so cool!

What did the air conditioner say to its remote control?

You turn me on.

When I bought this car, no one told me there would be three jews in the air conditioner

High, Norm and Max

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer? They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

What makes air conditioners and computers alike?

They both become useless when you open windows


I used to be a fan of Dell's computers...

Now i'm just an air conditioner.

What do you put on before Air Conditioner?

Air Shampoo

My wife is still hot!

It's high time I fixed the air conditioner.

I was told I'm quite the hipster because I turned on the air conditioner

Before it was cool.

I don't think my new air conditioner likes me very much

It keeps giving me the cold shoulder


I've always wondered why people love jokes about giant air conditioners...

I'm not a big fan...

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We suggest to use only working air conditioners piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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