Air Conditioner Jokes
59 air conditioner jokes and hilarious air conditioner puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about air conditioner that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Air Conditioner Short Jokes
Short air conditioner jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The air conditioner humour may include short air conditioning jokes also.
- Me and my wife recently started using Only Fans. Because our air conditioner broke.
And this will definitely help pay for a new air conditioner. - What is the similitude between and air conditioner and a computer? Opening windows makes both less efficient.
- I used to be a big metal fan. But, with recent revelations, I have discovered that I, am an air conditioner.
- A great joke that only air conditioners will get! On second thought, I'm not gonna say it. I can already tell you're not a fan.
- How are Computers and Air Conditioners similar? They both stop working when you open windows.
- My girlfriend and I were arguing about who had touched the air conditioner last, because it wouldn't turn on. Needless to say, things got pretty heated.
- Got an estimate on installing a new Air Conditioner in our house for $18k… Looks like we're going with Only Fans this summer.
- A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are each in their own rooms, who is the hottest? Whoever forgot to turn on the air conditioner.
- Its been really hot in Seattle lately, so I converted my dishwasher into an air conditioner the other day. How? I handed my wife a hand fan to keep me cool.
- I heard about global warming... So now I leave my air conditioner on all the time. I know just one individual can't save the planet, but I do my best.
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Air Conditioner One Liners
Which air conditioner one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with air conditioner? I can suggest the ones about no air conditioning and air pump.
- People who have Only fans. What is stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?
- Whats cooler than OnlyFans? Only Air Conditioners
- I didn't get a warranty on my air conditioner, But it would be cool if I did.
- I don't like air conditioner jokes I'm not a fan
- Helicopter rotors are also air conditioners When they stop, the pilot starts sweating.
- What does the air use to wash its hair? An air conditioner
- The control for the air conditioner was so far away It was not even remotely close
- I love my new air conditioner. It's so cool!
- What did the air conditioner say to its remote control? You turn me on.
- I used to be a fan of Dell's computers... Now i'm just an air conditioner.
- What do you put on before Air Conditioner? Air Shampoo
- PewdDePie, I used to be a fan but now I am a air conditioner.
- How do bald people wash their head? They use air conditioner.
- What do you call a moldy air conditioner? A hair conditioner.
- What did the air conditioner say to the celebrity? I'm your biggest fan!
Air Conditioner Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about air conditioner you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean conditioner jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make air conditioner pranks.
When our air conditioner broke down, we called for a serviceman to come and take a look at it.
It turned out to be a high school classmate of my husband's named Love.
He said next time we needed any repairs to ask for him.
The next year when we needed service again, we requested Mr. Love.
I took the day off from work and waited for him to arrive.
After he had worked on our air conditioner, he left his work order behind.
It had my name and said: "Wants Love in afternoon."
I've always wondered why people love jokes about giant air conditioners...
I'm not a big fan...
The Customer knows best
A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.
Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, another customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest.
"Oh, I really don't mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."
My best friend's mom is SO hot...
... too bad they can't afford to fix their air conditioner.
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The inventor of the air conditioner has died
Thousands of fans are attending his f**...
I don't think my new air conditioner likes me very much
It keeps giving me the cold shoulder
Why don't the French need air conditioner?
They use 2-in-1 shampoo
When I bought this car, no one told me there would be three jews in the air conditioner
High, Norm and Max
What does Trump enjoy on hot day after golfing?
A so-called lemonade, a so-called air conditioner, and his so-hot daughter.
Fans and air conditioners
Get it while its hot!! Because they sell out fast!!
Your like an Air Conditioner
Your pretty cool but you take all of the moisture out of the air
I asked my portable air conditioner what it thought of my muaic
It wasn't my biggest fan.
I was told I'm quite the hipster because I turned on the air conditioner
Before it was cool.
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It was so hot in Dallas today...
I saw a crackhead put copper wire back into an air conditioner.
What do you call a hair product that makes your hair silky smooth and also cools you?
An air conditioner.
I destroyed all the air conditioners at work and escaped.
The police are now charging me with a 'heat and run' incident.
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s**... people jokes
A s**... student was copying whatever the teacher writes on the black board, but every time the teacher clears the blackboard he throws away the paper.
2 s**... men were speaking to each other one said 'i am freezing from the air conditioner'' the other replied " i am jack, from Florida''.
A s**... called the airlines to ask how long a flight to China would take, the customer service said '' 1 second'', he said thanks and hanged the phone.
2 stoners were listening to the 9:00 oo'clock news, one asked '' why is this news talking so long'' the other replied ''maybe it's the final episode''
A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.
First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry.
So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest."Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."
Agreement
My wife and I have an agreement that works...
She is responsible for the small decisions, and I am responsible for the big ones.
This means that she decides things like where to take our next vacation, the color of our next car, and the construction budget for adding on the new family room.
I decide whether or not the President should extend most favored nation trading status to China, how high the Federal Reserve should go with short term interest rates, and the timetable for the elimination of CFCs from automobile air conditioners.