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Air Conditioned Jokes

60 air conditioned jokes and hilarious air conditioned puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about air conditioned that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Air Conditioned Short Jokes

Short air conditioned jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The air conditioned humour may include short air conditioning jokes also.

  1. AC Bill My landlord says he needs to come talk to me about how high the air conditioning bill is.
    I told him, "My door is always open."
  2. What do air conditions and computers have in common? They work fine until you open Windows.
  3. I had to scold my employee for leaving the air conditioning on for the night We had a very heated argument.
  4. My landlord called and said he wanted to come talk to me about the high air conditioning bill. I said sure, my door is always open.
  5. what is the propeller used for on an airplane? Many people dont know this, but is actually for air conditioning, if u ever get to see it, when the propeller stops the pilot suddenly starts sweating
  6. A man went viral after making a TikTok video describing how to keep cool without any air conditioning. He has a lot of fans.
  7. My dad said his first car had a Dual-55 air conditioning system. All you have to do is to roll down both of the windows and drive 55 miles an hour.
  8. What do you call an Indonesian shoe factory that just had air conditioning installed? A sweatstop.
  9. Why do hospitals have air conditioning that makes it so cold? It's because vegetables last longer when kept chilled.
  10. When it comes to the topic of body dysmorphia and gender assumptions, i'm not a fan. Infact I identify more closely to an air conditioning unit.

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Air Conditioned One Liners

Which air conditioned one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with air conditioned? I can suggest the ones about air conditioner and no air conditioning.

  1. Strippers don't have air conditioning in their homes. ............Onlyfans
  2. [OC] Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room? Air Conditioning
  3. What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together? Air conditioning
  4. Strippers don't have air conditioning in their homes OnlyFans
  5. Air conditioning? Not a fan
  6. I have a question for only fans users Why don't you get air conditioning instead
  7. Why did Pavlov's thermostat have a bell? for Air Conditioning
  8. So apparently my neighbor doesn't believe in air conditioning He's an ACeist
  9. I'm a big fan of air conditioning Especially if the air is trying to be rebellious.
  10. Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh
  11. My air conditioning system is very simple to operate It's a breeze.
  12. How do you brainwash a tropical nation? Air conditioning.
  13. A friend of mine doesn't believe in air-conditioning. He's an aceist.
  14. A computer is like air-conditioning. It becomes useless when you open windows.
  15. Why do lambhorghinis have no air conditioning? Because they have a vented door

Uproarious Air Conditioned Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time

What funny jokes about air conditioned you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cooled jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make air conditioned pranks.

Yo momma is so dumb she put the air conditioning in backwards saying she was going to chill outside.

Yo mama is so poor she waves a popsicle around for air conditioning.

A poor minister was having trouble managing his church.


The income was pitiful, the plumbing rattled, the roof leaked, the air conditioning didn't work, and the church didn't have the funds for any repairs.
The minister got a brilliant idea.
He bought a book about hypnosis, and read it from cover to cover.
At the next service, he took out a watch and chain, swung it back and forth, and lulled the congregation into a hypnotic trance.
He said, "I want everybody to walk down the aisle and put $20 in the plate."
They did, and he had the church's roof fixed that week.
This worked so well that the next Sunday he decided to do it again.
Taking his watch out, he proclaimed, "I want everybody to come down the aisle and drop $100 in the offering plate."
They did, and he got the air conditioning fixed and the parking lot redone.
His third Sunday, he got to thinking, "I haven't been paid in a long time. I deserve a little money."
He started swinging his watch again, and he thought, "I deserve a lot more than a little bit of money. I deserve enough to go overseas and have a cottage on the beach. I deserve a lot more."
He got so excited about what he was fixing to receive, that his hands started to sweat and as the watch slipped from his grip, he yelled:
"S**t!"
It took him two weeks to air out the church.

The Customer knows best

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.
Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, another customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest.
"Oh, I really don't mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

How do you make all the terrorists in one room convert to rationalism.

Air condition the room.

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

Air tragedy in Newfoundland...

A two-seater single engine Cessna 152 crashed in foggy conditions near the Gander airport, crashing into the nearby cemetery.
Newfie rescue squads have recovered 385 bodies so far, and that number is expected to climb as digging continues.

So, a mate of mine has come back from a air conditioning course

He now has 'A license to chill'.....

What do the Amish call a horse with gas?

Air conditioning.

f**......

I have a f**... for switching on air conditioning units.
It gives me vent elation.

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

The f**... for the inventor of air conditioning was held today.

Thousands of fans attended.

Why do hospitals and nursing home have air conditioning?

To keep all the vegetables fresh.

Apparently, my office has had air conditioning all these years and I've just never noticed.

I knew something made the room so cool.

Don't get me wrong

I like humor and jokes like everybody else. But when it comes to air conditioning jokes – I'm not a fan

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.

First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry.
So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest."Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."

I figured out how to control the weather.

Whenever the wind does something I want it to do, I reward it.
Whenever it does something I don't want it to do I punish it.
Eventually the wind learns to do what I want it to do.
I call it "air conditioning".

I told my girlfriend last week to get her air conditioning fixed and to stop walking around the house n**... for all the neighbors to see. I came over today and nothing has changed

Except now she's got only fans

The Pope, Billy Graham, and o**... Roberts were in a three-way plane c**... over the Pacific Ocean.

They all died and went to heaven together. "Oh, this is terrible," exclaims St. Peter. "I know you guys think we summoned you here, but this is just one of those coincidences that happen. Since we weren't expecting you, your quarters just aren't ready... We can't take you in and we can't send you back..."Then he got an idea. He picked up the phone, "l**..., this is St. Peter. Hey, I got these three guys up here. They're ours, but we weren't expecting them, and we gotta fix the place up for 'em. I was hoping you could put them up for a while. It'll only be a few of days. What d'ya say?" Reluctantly, the Devil agreed. However, two days later... St. Peter got a call. "Pete, this is l**.... Hey, you gotta come get these guys. This Pope fellow is forgiving everybody, the Graham guy is saving everybody, and that Roberts has raised enough money to buy air conditioning.