Air Brake Jokes

3 air brake jokes and hilarious air brake puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about air brake that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Air Brake Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good air brake joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A blonde joke Truckers should get

Did you hear about the blonde who tried to kill her trucker husband? She cut the lines to his truck's air brakes

How do birds stop?

Air brakes.

s**... in the middle of the highway!?

As the trucker came down the hill with a fully-loaded rig, he spied a man and a woman having s**... right in the middle of the highway!
He blew his air horn, but they didn't move, so he slammed on the brakes, stopping mere inches from them.
Furious, he yelled from his cab, "Are you crazy? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear my horn? I d**... near ran over you!"
The man, with a satisfied look on his face, replied, "Look, buddy, I was coming, she was coming, and you were coming. And you were the only one who had brakes!"

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