Aint Jokes

Following is our collection of tarnation humor and nigga one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Aint puns for adults, dirty yall jokes or clean gon gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Aint

I need Jesus in my life

This lawn aint gonna cut itself

A farmgirl returns home after her first year away at college...

Her father picks her up at the train station and starts driving back to the farm.

After a while the young lady turns to her father and says, "Daddy, I`ve got to tell you something - I ain`t a virgin no more."

Without taking his eyes off the road, the farmer replies,"Sugar-pie, to hear you say that it just breaks my heart. We saved all that money to send you away to get you educated proper, and you`re still using the word "ain`t" ".

Dog at the bar

A man's sitting next to a dog at the bar
Woman walks in, "Is your dog friendly? I'm a dog lover, can I pet him?"
Man replies "sure"
Dog proceeds to bite woman
Irate woman to the man, "I thought you said your dog was friendly! "
Man replies, "That aint my dog"

Why do some coffins have pillows? They aint gonna wake up with a sore neck

Thats like thinking about what college you want your unvaccinated kid to go to

Near-beer is like going down on your sister..

It may taste the same, but it aint right.


Paint it green

A young man shows up for a job at a large house and knocks on the front door. The owner opens the door and gives the young man a gallon of green paint and a brush and tells him to go out back and paint the "porch green." After a few hours the young man comes back and knocks on the front door. The owner opens the door and the young man says, "Sir, I'm done paintin', but that aint no porch you got out back, it's a Ferrari."

Vermont farmer

A texas cattle rancher came to visit a Vermont dairy farm. He gets a tour of the 10 acre farm, and says to the Vermont farmer "This farm aint nothin, my ranch back in texas is so big, it would take us 3 days just to drive my truck around the whole property". The Vermont farmer responds "yup I had a truck like that once"

Why do you never see a black people on a cruise?

They aint falling for that one again.

Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

"Your one and only job is to supply the miners"

The foreman told the asian man before leaving the job site.

Upon the foreman's return a week later he noticed one of the job site workers lackadaisically lounging in the sun.

"Hey Bob! How are ya? Why arent you workin boy?" said the foreman.

"Im too hungry to work. That chinaman aint been around much. Been poppin up here and there but no food in sight"

The foreman continued further into the worksite and the responses were similar across the board.

Puzzled. The foreman turned the corner towards the work barracks when suddenly; out of no where the chinaman jumped out from behind a barrel and yelled.

"Supplies!"

A Mexican boy was in class

When the teacher said, "ok class, turn in your essay. "
The Mexican boy Responded.
"Nah, fam, I aint no snitch. "


6 and 7 are hanging out.

6 says "you wanna grab a drink?" 7 says, "Nah, I aint ate yet."

Scandanavian Booty Call

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

"I aint no Valhalla back girl."

The best late artist of the late 20th century yelvis.

I AINT NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG. CRYING ALL THE TIME.

Cornhole is the game

Cause Bubba aint allowed to throw horseshoes no more.

My doc prescibed me an RX for my poison ivy and oak allergies.

I got 99 problems but an itch aint one.

This is a test of the National Wireless Emergency System.

HA GOTTI NO IT AINT

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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