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32 aint jokes and hilarious aint puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about aint that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Best Short Aint Jokes

Short aint jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The aint humour may include short fer jokes also.

  1. Chivalry Is Dead I didn't hold the door open for a girl and she said "Chivalry is dead." So I challenged her to a duel.
    Chivalry aint dead but she is.
  2. Why do some coffins have pillows? They aint gonna wake up with a sore neck Thats like thinking about what college you want your unvaccinated kid to go to
  3. the government is saying if you survived covid-19 they want your plasma aint nobody finna take my TV
  4. A Mexican boy was in class When the teacher said, "ok class, turn in your essay. "
    The Mexican boy Responded.
    "Nah, fam, I aint no snitch. "
  5. The best late artist of the late 20th century yelvis. I AINT NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG. CRYING ALL THE TIME.
  6. My doc prescibed me an RX for my poison ivy and oak allergies. I got 99 problems but an itch aint one.
  7. I've been going to the gym everyday, but not losing weight. I think the machine is not working well.. Apparently hitting 50 reps at the vending machine aint gonna help.
  8. Meatloaf was right, with North-South Korea ending their war, ABBA releasing a new single, and Trump reigning as president... two out of three aint bad!
  9. I'm gonna be celebrating MLK the only way I know how... By napping, because you can't have a dream if you aint sleeping.
  10. c**... is the game Cause Bubba aint allowed to throw horseshoes no more.

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Aint joke, c**... is the game


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about aint can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of aint puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Aint One Liners

Which aint one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with aint? I can suggest the ones about snort and .

  1. I need Jesus in my life This lawn aint gonna cut itself
  2. The earth aint flat But it could be if yo momma fell over
  3. what do you call a dog with no legs? doesn't matter what you call it, it aint coming
  4. Near-beer is like going down on your sister.. It may taste the same, but it aint right.
  5. Why do you never see a black people on a cruise? They aint falling for that one again.
  6. Why cant Mexicans smoke joints? They aint ever got any papers
  7. 6 and 7 are hanging out. 6 says "you wanna grab a drink?" 7 says, "Nah, I aint ate yet."
  8. Some people dont like meatloaf... But if you listen to his songs, 2 out of 3 aint bad.
  9. This is a test of the National Wireless Emergency System. HA GOTTI NO IT AINT
  10. i got 99 lighters but a bic aint one
  11. You guys ever listened to the music of Yellvis? *YOU AINT NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG!!!!*
  12. Why aren't their any Jewish chefs? Because they aint falling for that one again
  13. I aint racist! I LOVE NASCAR!
  14. Weezer first to rustle jimmies? Say it aint so | … (hint 1:06)
  15. who would teach black people how to sing? ... aint nobody got time for that

Aint joke, who would teach black people how to sing?

Howlingly Hilarious Aint Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What funny jokes about aint you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make aint prank.

Dog at the bar

A man's sitting next to a dog at the bar
Woman walks in, "Is your dog friendly? I'm a dog lover, can I pet him?"
Man replies "sure"
Dog proceeds to bite woman
Irate woman to the man, "I thought you said your dog was friendly! "
Man replies, "That aint my dog"

Two r**... went out duck hunting

After several hours one said to the other "Hey man; this s**...! How come we aint gettin' any ducks?"
And the second said "I 'unno man, maybe we aint throwin' the dog high enough!"

Vermont farmer

A texas cattle rancher came to visit a Vermont dairy farm. He gets a tour of the 10 acre farm, and says to the Vermont farmer "This farm aint nothin, my ranch back in texas is so big, it would take us 3 days just to drive my truck around the whole property". The Vermont farmer responds "yup I had a truck like that once"

Paint it green

A young man shows up for a job at a large house and knocks on the front door. The owner opens the door and gives the young man a gallon of green paint and a brush and tells him to go out back and paint the "porch green." After a few hours the young man comes back and knocks on the front door. The owner opens the door and the young man says, "Sir, I'm done paintin', but that aint no porch you got out back, it's a Ferrari."

A man and a woman debate whether it is more painful to give birth or to be kicked in the b**...

The man argues: Many women after one or two years say 'Honey, do you want to have another child?' but I aint seeing no man saying 'Huh, I fancy getting kicked in the b**... again'

Scandanavian b**...

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?
"I aint no Valhalla back girl."

Aint joke, Scandanavian b**...

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The impact of these aint jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.