Aint Jokes

Funniest Aint Short Jokes

Short aint jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The aint humour may include short fer jokes also.

1. Chivalry Is Dead I didn't hold the door open for a girl and she said "Chivalry is dead." So I challenged her to a duel.
   Chivalry aint dead but she is.
2. Why do some coffins have pillows? They aint gonna wake up with a sore neck Thats like thinking about what college you want your unvaccinated kid to go to
3. the government is saying if you survived covid-19 they want your plasma aint nobody finna take my TV
4. A Mexican boy was in class When the teacher said, "ok class, turn in your essay. "
   The Mexican boy Responded.
   "Nah, fam, I aint no snitch. "
5. The best late artist of the late 20th century yelvis. I AINT NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG. CRYING ALL THE TIME.
6. My doc prescibed me an RX for my poison ivy and oak allergies. I got 99 problems but an itch aint one.
7. I've been going to the gym everyday, but not losing weight. I think the machine is not working well.. Apparently hitting 50 reps at the vending machine aint gonna help.
8. Meatloaf was right, with North-South Korea ending their war, ABBA releasing a new single, and Trump reigning as president... two out of three aint bad!
9. I'm gonna be celebrating MLK the only way I know how... By napping, because you can't have a dream if you aint sleeping.
10. c**... is the game Cause Bubba aint allowed to throw horseshoes no more.

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Aint One Liners

Which aint one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with aint? I can suggest the ones about snort and .

1. I need Jesus in my life This lawn aint gonna cut itself
2. The earth aint flat But it could be if yo momma fell over
3. what do you call a dog with no legs? doesn't matter what you call it, it aint coming
4. Near-beer is like going down on your sister.. It may taste the same, but it aint right.
5. Why do you never see a black people on a cruise? They aint falling for that one again.
6. Why cant Mexicans smoke joints? They aint ever got any papers
7. 6 and 7 are hanging out. 6 says "you wanna grab a drink?" 7 says, "Nah, I aint ate yet."
8. Some people dont like meatloaf... But if you listen to his songs, 2 out of 3 aint bad.
9. This is a test of the National Wireless Emergency System. HA GOTTI NO IT AINT
10. i got 99 lighters but a bic aint one
11. You guys ever listened to the music of Yellvis? *YOU AINT NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG!!!!*
12. Why aren't their any Jewish chefs? Because they aint falling for that one again
13. I aint racist! I LOVE NASCAR!
14. Weezer first to rustle jimmies? Say it aint so | … (hint 1:06)
15. who would teach black people how to sing? ... aint nobody got time for that

Howlingly Hilarious Aint Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What funny jokes about aint you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make aint pranks.