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  1. I want to make a school shooting joke, but that might seem offensive. I think I should aim for a younger crowd.
  2. (Possibly offensive joke?) Not a single adult gets my school shooter jokes. I guess they're aimed at kids.
  3. This morning I was aiming my pee at the side of the bowl so it wouldn't make as much noise, and my wife gets mad at me She's way too overprotective of her cereal
  4. There is a sign at the bar that says no glasses in the bathroom That's really going to mess up my aim...
  5. I'll never forget what my dad told me right before he died.. "Son, be careful where you're aiming that"
  6. Why do snipers always close one eye when they aim? Because they can't aim if they close two.
  7. So I told my dad a joke about Sandy Hook the other day. He didn't think it was funny I guess it's aimed at a younger audience.
  8. My brother didnt like the school shooting jokes I was making I think I should aim for a younger audience.
  9. Today I launched a book aimed at 9-12 year olds... And I'm proud to say that I managed to hit one of the little brats!
  10. If you think the way to a mans heart is through his stomach.... Then you're aiming too high
Aimed joke, If you think the way to a mans heart is through his stomach....

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these aimed jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of aimed puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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  1. I never understood school shooting jokes I guess they're aimed at a younger audience...
  2. I never get school shooting jokes. Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience.
  3. I never get any of the school shooting jokes they must be aimed at a younger audience
  4. I never got school shooter jokes Guess they're aimed at a younger audience.
  5. My ex wife still misses me BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER
  6. If you miss your ex Steady aim, control breathing, and fire again
  7. Why do hunters close one eye when they aim? Because they can't see if they close both.
  8. What's the aim of a Jewish football match? Getting the quarterback.
  9. I'm quite bad at archery But I aim to improve
  10. My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
  11. I usually dont get school shooting jokes. Typically they are aimed at a younger audience.
  12. I launched a book aimed for 9-12 year olds And I'm proud to say I hit one of them
  13. By all means shoot for the stars Just aim for their bodyguards first
  14. How do you kill a circus? Aim for the juggler.
  15. What do you call a greek goddess with no aim? Artemiss

Aimed joke, What do you call a greek goddess with no aim?

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Two aliens are flying near earth

The first one says, "The dominant life form here have developed satellite based nuclear weapons."
The second one says, "Are they an emerging intelligence?"
The first one says, "I don't think so, they have it aimed at themselves."

Out in space two alien life forms are speaking with each other.

The first alien says, "The dominant life forms on the earth planet have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons."
The second alien, who looks exactly like the first, asks, "Are they an emerging intelligence?"
The first alien says, "I don't think so, they have them aimed at themselves."

In space, two aliens are talking to each other very closely

The first alien says, "The dominant life forms on the Earth planet have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons."
The second alien asks, "Are they an emerging intelligence?"
The first alien says, "I don't think so, they have aimed at themselves"

One alien says to another, The dominant life forms on the planet earth appear to have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons.

The second alien replies, Are they an emerging intelligence?
The first alien says, I don't think so, they have them aimed at themselves.

Alien 1: The dominant life form on planet earth have developed satellite based nuclear weapons.

Alien 2: Are they an emerging intelligence?
Alien 1: I don't think so, they have them aimed at themselves.

Batman is so scary, even bullets are afraid to hit him.

That's why they aimed for his parents.

I don't get school shooting jokes...

Maybe it's because they're aimed at younger audiences.

What do you call a childrens book aimed at synaesthetes?

Horton hears a hue.

New clothing store seen at local Mall named 'Off Topic'.

Apparently it's aimed at edgy teens with ADHD.

I don't get all these school shooting jokes

They must be aimed at a younger audience

A man and his friend were playing golf one afternoon when a f**... drove by...

The man was about to swing but stopped and bowed his head and said a prayer, then aimed and let a beautiful swing rip.
His friend said, "Wow man, that was pretty respectful of you to say a prayer for who ever died."
His friend slid his club into his bag and said, "Well, I was married to her for 40 years so I figured I owed her that."

Gru and Putin resemble each other and both are despicable but how are they different?

One is aimed at children and the other aims at children.

Last week I launched a book aimed at 9 to 12 year olds.

I'm proud to say I hit one of the little s**....

Why did the Russian Revolution go so well?

They aimed for the tsars!

A policeman pulled a man over and as he approached the window he immediately drew his gun and screamed "Where's the little girl!"

The man said, "What little girl?!"
The officer aimed his gun and yelled again, "SHOW ME THE LITTLE GIRL!"
The man now in tears, said, "I SWEAR I DON'T KNOW!"
The officer smiled and said, "...There's the little girl."

Why isn't there a lot of advertising aimed at philosophers?

It's a Nietzsche market

A man takes a trip to china

On his first night there, the man orders a p**.... While in act, the p**... screams something repeatedly in Chinese that the man does not understand. The next day the man goes to play golf. As the man lines up for a shot, one of the Chinese players he is playing with exclaims the same thing as the p**... last night. The man turns around and asks,
"Why did you say that?"
The Chinese man responds with, "Sorry, you're just aimed at the wrong hole."

Aimed joke, A man takes a trip to china

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like kids and toddlers can enjoy. They can be verbal, as in a play on words, or narrative, often involving a set-up and a punchline. JokoJokes has it all! Jokes in Spanish are also found. Teens are often joking with 4 year olds and 6 year olds. Found out more in our Jokes FAQ section

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The impact of these aimed jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.

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