The Best 32 Aimed Jokes

I never understood school shooting jokes

I guess they're aimed at a younger audience...

Two aliens are flying near earth

The first one says, "The dominant life form here have developed satellite based nuclear weapons."

The second one says, "Are they an emerging intelligence?"

The first one says, "I don't think so, they have it aimed at themselves."

Out in space two alien life forms are speaking with each other.

The first alien says, "The dominant life forms on the earth planet have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons."
The second alien, who looks exactly like the first, asks, "Are they an emerging intelligence?"
The first alien says, "I don't think so, they have them aimed at themselves."

In space, two aliens are talking to each other very closely

The first alien says, "The dominant life forms on the Earth planet have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons."

The second alien asks, "Are they an emerging intelligence?"

The first alien says, "I don't think so, they have aimed at themselves"

I never get school shooting jokes.

Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience.

One alien says to another, The dominant life forms on the planet earth appear to have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons.

The second alien replies, Are they an emerging intelligence?

The first alien says, I don't think so, they have them aimed at themselves.

I never get any of the school shooting jokes

they must be aimed at a younger audience

I never got school shooter jokes

Guess they're aimed at a younger audience.

(Possibly offensive joke?)

Not a single adult gets my school shooter jokes. I guess they're aimed at kids.

I usually dont get school shooting jokes.

Typically they are aimed at a younger audience.

I launched a book aimed for 9-12 year olds

And I'm proud to say I hit one of them

So I told my dad a joke about Sandy Hook the other day. He didn't think it was funny

I guess it's aimed at a younger audience.

Today I launched a book aimed at 9-12 year olds...

And I'm proud to say that I managed to hit one of the little brats!

Alien 1: The dominant life form on planet earth have developed satellite based nuclear weapons.

Alien 2: Are they an emerging intelligence?

Alien 1: I don't think so, they have them aimed at themselves.

Batman is so scary, even bullets are afraid to hit him.

That's why they aimed for his parents.

I don't get school shooting jokes...

Maybe it's because they're aimed at younger audiences.

What do you call a childrens book aimed at synaesthetes?

Horton hears a hue.

New clothing store seen at local Mall named 'Off Topic'.

Apparently it's aimed at edgy teens with ADHD.

I don't get all these school shooting jokes

They must be aimed at a younger audience

A man and his friend were playing golf one afternoon when a funeral drove by...

The man was about to swing but stopped and bowed his head and said a prayer, then aimed and let a beautiful swing rip.

His friend said, "Wow man, that was pretty respectful of you to say a prayer for who ever died."

His friend slid his club into his bag and said, "Well, I was married to her for 40 years so I figured I owed her that."

Gru and Putin resemble each other and both are despicable but how are they different?

One is aimed at children and the other aims at children.

Last week I launched a book aimed at 9 to 12 year olds.

I'm proud to say I hit one of the little shits.

Why did the Russian Revolution go so well?

They aimed for the tsars!

A policeman pulled a man over and as he approached the window he immediately drew his gun and screamed "Where's the little girl!"

The man said, "What little girl?!"

The officer aimed his gun and yelled again, "SHOW ME THE LITTLE GIRL!"

The man now in tears, said, "I SWEAR I DON'T KNOW!"

The officer smiled and said, "...There's the little girl."

Why isn't there a lot of advertising aimed at philosophers?

It's a Nietzsche market

A man takes a trip to china

On his first night there, the man orders a prostitute. While in act, the prostitute screams something repeatedly in Chinese that the man does not understand. The next day the man goes to play golf. As the man lines up for a shot, one of the Chinese players he is playing with exclaims the same thing as the prostitute last night. The man turns around and asks,
"Why did you say that?"

The Chinese man responds with, "Sorry, you're just aimed at the wrong hole."

I'm launching an app that reads out nihilist quotes.

It's aimed at a Nietzsche market

I don't really understand Sandy Hook jokes...

I guess they're aimed at a younger audience.

I said to my boss that I liked his new car

He said if I brought him new projects, aimed to success and worked hard, he'd buy a better one.

I'm going to start an education program aimed at changing kids' reading habits to post-rapture Christian novels. It's called "no, child, 'Left Behind!'"

I'm opening a charity aimed at calling out false gurus.

It's a non prophet.

I started a new show today called Kevin & Spacey...

I didn't think much of it, it's aimed at 14 years olds.