Ailments Jokes

Following is our collection of disease humor and leisure one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Ailments puns for adults, dirty mental jokes or clean inability gags for kids.

There is an abundance of illnesses jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 6 funniest jokes on ailments. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any sickness witze you can hear about ailments.

The Best jokes about Ailments

A doctor & a lawyer are talking at a party.

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation is constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asks the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?" "I give it to them," replies the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill." The doctor is shocked, but agrees to give it a try. The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepares the bills. When he goes to place them in his mailbox, he finds a bill from the lawyer.

Three men are at church. One of them is a union worker.

Three men are in Church one Sunday morning, one of them belongs to the local union. Before the service they complain amongst themselves of their various ailments and injuries.

Jesus hears them, and he appears before these gentlemen. "Tell me your troubles my children."

"Lord. I can not stand up straight or go a day without pain, thanks to a back injury i suffered years ago." The first man says.

"Be healed, Child." Jesus says. The man immediately stands stall and does jumping jacks, feeling true relief.

"Lord, I can barely see. I was blinded by a flash-bang in Iraq, I need these thick glasses just to function." The second man says. Jesus takes his glasses away and they crumble into fine powder. the man can see with perfect 20-20 vision.

The union worker, seeing this, shouts "Don't touch me! I'm on permanent disability!"

Billing

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. 

Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. 

After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"

"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."

The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try. 

The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.

When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.

Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.


After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"


"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."


The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.


The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.


When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.

Some people suffer from ailments that are innappropriate to joke about; however

Obesity is something to be made light of.


Doctor, doctor. I feel like a pair of curtains!

Well, that sounds like more of a mental problem and I deal with physical ailments.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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