The Best 4 Ailments Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ailments jokes. There are some ailments leisure jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ailments inability puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Ailments Jokes and Puns

A doctor & a lawyer are talking at a party.

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation is constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asks the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?" "I give it to them," replies the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill." The doctor is shocked, but agrees to give it a try. The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepares the bills. When he goes to place them in his mailbox, he finds a bill from the lawyer.

The first 5G cell phone mast in town is put up

Suddenly, all sorts of people develop medical conditions. A citizens' initiative against the mast is formed. A public hearing is organized with the mayor and representatives of the telecom company. The people bring forward all the ailments they suffer from since the mast was erected.

The telecom technician replies: "For God's sake, what will be going on when we then put the mast into operation?"

Some people suffer from ailments that are innappropriate to joke about; however

Obesity is something to be made light of.

Doctor, doctor. I feel like a pair of curtains!

Well, that sounds like more of a mental problem and I deal with physical ailments.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the ailments illnesses jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working ailments sickness piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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