4+ Comical & Quirky Ailment Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

Ailment Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ailment jokes. There are some ailment malady jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ailment prescribe puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Comical & Quirky Ailment Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

An attractive young woman goes to a mystic guru

An attractive young woman goes to a mystic guru and says: Oh great guru, please cure me of my ailment guruji! As the woman was attractive, the mystic guru said I will cure you my child, but as token of you gratitude, you must go to bed with me.

She agreed, and the guru had the best sex of his life with the woman.

Then the guru asked Tell me, my child. what is your ailment? . I have AIDS replied the woman.

What health ailment do elderly frogs suffer from?

Ribbit-toad arthritis

I'll see myself out...

What does a neckbeard call a disease or ailment?

ma'lady

What could Freddy Mercury's musical group use to help with his ailment?

Band-Aids

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the ailment disease puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working ailment illness piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.