Comical & Quirky Ailment Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
An attractive young woman goes to a mystic guru
An attractive young woman goes to a mystic guru and says: Oh great guru, please cure me of my ailment guruji! As the woman was attractive, the mystic guru said I will cure you my child, but as token of you gratitude, you must go to bed with me.
She agreed, and the guru had the best sex of his life with the woman.
Then the guru asked Tell me, my child. what is your ailment? . I have AIDS replied the woman.
What health ailment do elderly frogs suffer from?
Ribbit-toad arthritis
I'll see myself out...
What does a neckbeard call a disease or ailment?
ma'lady
What could Freddy Mercury's musical group use to help with his ailment?
Band-Aids