The Best 9 Ahoy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ahoy jokes. There are some ahoy hey jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ahoy dee puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Ahoy Jokes and Puns

U.S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans rowing towards Texas. The Captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts:

Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"

One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, "Gringo, we are invading the United States of
America to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the 1800's."

The entire crew on the destroyer doubles over in laughter.

When the Captain finally catches his breath, he gets back on the loud-hailer and asks, "Just the four of you?"

The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last 4. The other 20 million are already there.

The Captain's Drink

Captain Hook, Captain Crunch, and Captain America walk into a bar.
Hook says, "Ahoy mates, I'll buy the first round. Just let me go to the bathroom real quick."
The others wait and when Hook comes back Captain America asks, "Hey Hook, how bout those drinks?"
Hook yells, "Shove it up yer stars and stripes, ya flag waving boy scout!"
America turns to Crunch, "Why's he suddenly "irate"?
Crunch says, "Well, that's what happens when you take the P out of a pirate"

A U. S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a row boat rowing towards California...

The captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"

One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and replies, "We are invading the United States of America to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the 1800s."

The entire crew of the destroyer doubled-over in laughter. When the captain was finally able to catch his breath, he gets back on the loud-hailer and asks, "Just the four of you?"

The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last four. The rest are already there!"

What snack did the pirate bring to the Super Bowl party?

Chips Ahoy

What does the Jewish pirate say?

Ahoy vey


What do pirates say when they see a cookie?

Chips Ahoy!

What did the Pirate say when he got his firecrackers?

Ahoy M-80

Ahoy joke, What did the Pirate say when he got his firecrackers?

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte.

Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

WHAT IS BEST WAY TO EAT CHIPS AHOY COOKIE

YOU SHOUKD NOT DO IT, KEEBLER ELF MAN VERY SCARY

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the ahoy hallo puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working ahoy timbers piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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