Ahoy Jokes

Following is our collection of yar humor and hey one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Ahoy puns for adults, dirty hello jokes or clean dee gags for kids.

There is an abundance of arrgh jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 9 funniest jokes on ahoy. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any timbers witze you can hear about ahoy.

The Best jokes about Ahoy

U.S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans rowing towards Texas. The Captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts:

Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"

One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, "Gringo, we are invading the United States of
America to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the 1800's."

The entire crew on the destroyer doubles over in laughter.

When the Captain finally catches his breath, he gets back on the loud-hailer and asks, "Just the four of you?"

The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last 4. The other 20 million are already there.

A U. S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a row boat rowing towards California...

The captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"

One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and replies, "We are invading the United States of America to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the 1800s."

The entire crew of the destroyer doubled-over in laughter. When the captain was finally able to catch his breath, he gets back on the loud-hailer and asks, "Just the four of you?"

The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last four. The rest are already there!"

4 Mexicans In A Rowboat

A U.S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans rowing towards Texas.

The Captain gets on the megaphone and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"

One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, "Gringo, we are invading the United States of America to reclaim the territory
taken by the USA during the 1800's."

The entire crew on the destroyer doubles over in laughter. The Captain finally catches his breath, gets back on the megaphone and asks,
" Just the four of you?"

The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No senor, we are the last four. The other 21 million are already there."

What does the Jewish pirate say?

Ahoy vey

What snack did the pirate bring to the Super Bowl party?

Chips Ahoy


What did the Pirate say when he got his firecrackers?

Ahoy M-80

What do pirates say when they see a cookie?

Chips Ahoy!

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte.



Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

WHAT IS BEST WAY TO EAT CHIPS AHOY COOKIE

YOU SHOUKD NOT DO IT, KEEBLER ELF MAN VERY SCARY

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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