The Best 8 Ahoy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ahoy jokes. There are some ahoy hey jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ahoy dee puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Ahoy Jokes and Puns

U.S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans rowing towards Texas. The Captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts:

Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"

One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, "Gringo, we are invading the United States of
America to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the 1800's."

The entire crew on the destroyer doubles over in laughter.

When the Captain finally catches his breath, he gets back on the loud-hailer and asks, "Just the four of you?"

The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last 4. The other 20 million are already there.

A U. S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a row boat rowing towards California...

The captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"

One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and replies, "We are invading the United States of America to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the 1800s."

The entire crew of the destroyer doubled-over in laughter. When the captain was finally able to catch his breath, he gets back on the loud-hailer and asks, "Just the four of you?"

The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last four. The rest are already there!"

What does the Jewish pirate say?

Ahoy vey

Ahoy joke, What does the Jewish pirate say?

What snack did the pirate bring to the Super Bowl party?

Chips Ahoy

What do pirates say when they see a cookie?

Chips Ahoy!


What did the Pirate say when he got his firecrackers?

Ahoy M-80

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte.

Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Ahoy joke, Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

WHAT IS BEST WAY TO EAT CHIPS AHOY COOKIE

YOU SHOUKD NOT DO IT, KEEBLER ELF MAN VERY SCARY

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the ahoy arrgh jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working ahoy timbers piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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