Ahoy Jokes
9 ahoy jokes and hilarious ahoy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ahoy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
These Ahoy Jokes will have you shouting "Yar" and "Vey" with laughter! Get ready for some rib-tickling one-liners about ships, chips, and more for an amusing break from the day.
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U.S. navy destroyer stops four Mexicans rowing towards Texas. The Captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts:
Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"
One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, "g**..., we are invading the United States of
America to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the 1800's."
The entire crew on the destroyer doubles over in laughter.
When the Captain finally catches his breath, he gets back on the loud-hailer and asks, "Just the four of you?"
The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last 4. The other 20 million are already there.
The Captain's Drink
Captain Hook, Captain Crunch, and Captain America walk into a bar.
Hook says, "Ahoy mates, I'll buy the first round. Just let me go to the bathroom real quick."
The others wait and when Hook comes back Captain America asks, "Hey Hook, how bout those drinks?"
Hook yells, "Shove it up yer stars and stripes, ya flag waving boy scout!"
America turns to Crunch, "Why's he suddenly "irate"?
Crunch says, "Well, that's what happens when you take the P out of a pirate"
A U. S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a row boat rowing towards California...
The captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"
One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and replies, "We are invading the United States of America to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the 1800s."
The entire crew of the destroyer doubled-over in laughter. When the captain was finally able to catch his breath, he gets back on the loud-hailer and asks, "Just the four of you?"
The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last four. The rest are already there!"
What snack did the pirate bring to the Super Bowl party?
Chips Ahoy
What does the Jewish pirate say?
Ahoy vey
What do pirates say when they see a cookie?
Chips Ahoy!
What did the Pirate say when he got his firecrackers?
Ahoy M-80
Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?
Cause it doesn't want to be latte.
Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!
WHAT IS BEST WAY TO EAT CHIPS AHOY COOKIE
YOU SHOUKD NOT DO IT, KEEBLER ELF MAN VERY SCARY
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