The Best 7 Ahole Jokes

Following is our collection of Ahole jokes which are very funny. There are some ahole ago jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ahole orifice puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Ahole Jokes and Puns

I hate taking pictures of mirrors.

The pictures always come out with some a**hole in them.

How is a 9 volt battery like an a**hole?

It may be wrong, but sooner or later you're gonna put your tongue on both of them.

A proctologist pulls a thermometer out from his coat pocket...

Great, now some A**hole has my pen!

[Stupid] Why was the medieval man such an a-hole on the plane ride?

Because U-KNIGHTED AIRLINES

When you say poop your mouth moves the same way your a-hole does.

The same goes for "explosive diarrhea".


Don't you hate it when you are asleep, and some a$$hole starts blowing their horn?

I mean, seriously, the light had only been green for a couple of seconds.

Q: What did one chair say to another chair?

A: "Here comes another a**hole."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the ahole quote jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working ahole home piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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