Ahole Jokes

Following is our collection of cavity humor and ago one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Ahole puns for adults, dirty girlfriend jokes or clean orifice gags for kids.

There is an abundance of quote jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 6 funniest jokes on ahole. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any home witze you can hear about ahole.

The Best jokes about Ahole

I hate taking pictures of mirrors.

The pictures always come out with some a**hole in them.

How is a 9 volt battery like an a**hole?

It may be wrong, but sooner or later you're gonna put your tongue on both of them.

What do you do with a 6ft Ahole?

I man was late for work and speeding to his job. He came over the hill of a bridge and found himself in a speed trap. The cop pulls him over and walks up to his car.
Cop: sir why were you speeding?
Man: I'm late for work
Cop: what do you do that's so important you think you can speed?
Man: I'm an a**hole stretcher
Cop: "looking confused" what's an a**hole stretcher.
Man: I stretch a**holes
Cop: what, how??
Man: well you start with one thumb then two then your fist then two fist then you put in the machine and before you know it you got a 6ft a**hole.
Cop: WTH you do with a 6ft a**hole?
Man: you give him a radar gun and stick him at the end of a bridge.

A proctologist pulls a thermometer out from his coat pocket...

Great, now some A**hole has my pen!

[Stupid] Why was the medieval man such an a-hole on the plane ride?


When you say poop your mouth moves the same way your a-hole does.

The same goes for "explosive diarrhea".

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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