Amusing Ahole Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
When Love Fades......
Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's lovely voice from the kitchen.
"What would you like for dinner, my Love. . . Chicken, beef or lamb?"
I said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken."
She replied "You're having soup, a\*\*hole. I was talking to the cat."
What does a stripper do with her a**hole before she goes to work?
She drops him and his drum kit off at band practice.
What does a stripper do to her a**hole before going to work?
Drops him off at band practice
I hate taking pictures of mirrors.
The pictures always come out with some a**hole in them.
How is a 9 volt battery like an a**hole?
It may be wrong, but sooner or later you're gonna put your tongue on both of them.
What do you call a german who is being an a**hole?
A deutschbag
A proctologist pulls a thermometer out from his coat pocket...
Great, now some A**hole has my pen!
Your past self is an a-hole for leaving all these chores for you to do
...luckily your future self surely has more time than you now have, so you can rely on him doing them
[Stupid] Why was the medieval man such an a-hole on the plane ride?
Because U-KNIGHTED AIRLINES
When you say p**... your mouth moves the same way your a-hole does.
The same goes for "explosive diarrhea".
Don't you hate it when you are asleep, and some a$$hole starts blowing their horn?
I mean, seriously, the light had only been green for a couple of seconds.
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Q: What did one chair say to another chair?
A: "Here comes another a**hole."
