The Best 12 Ahole Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ahole jokes. There are some ahole ago jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ahole orifice puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Ahole Jokes and Puns

When Love Fades......

Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's lovely voice from the kitchen.

"What would you like for dinner, my Love. . . Chicken, beef or lamb?"

I said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken."

She replied "You're having soup, a\*\*hole. I was talking to the cat."

What does a stripper do with her a**hole before she goes to work?

She drops him and his drum kit off at band practice.

What does a stripper do to her a**hole before going to work?

Drops him off at band practice

I hate taking pictures of mirrors.

The pictures always come out with some a**hole in them.

How is a 9 volt battery like an a**hole?

It may be wrong, but sooner or later you're gonna put your tongue on both of them.


What do you call a german who is being an a**hole?

A deutschbag

A proctologist pulls a thermometer out from his coat pocket...

Great, now some A**hole has my pen!

Your past self is an a-hole for leaving all these chores for you to do

...luckily your future self surely has more time than you now have, so you can rely on him doing them

[Stupid] Why was the medieval man such an a-hole on the plane ride?

Because U-KNIGHTED AIRLINES

When you say poop your mouth moves the same way your a-hole does.

The same goes for "explosive diarrhea".

Don't you hate it when you are asleep, and some a$$hole starts blowing their horn?

I mean, seriously, the light had only been green for a couple of seconds.

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Q: What did one chair say to another chair?

A: "Here comes another a**hole."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the ahole quote jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working ahole home piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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